Of Ranpo's Shenanigans - Tumblr Posts - Page 2

No Poe.

Ranpo: I’m a genius, you know. Yosano: Yeah, yeah, we know. Ranpo: No, seriously. I can solve any mystery in seconds. Yosano: Then why don’t you solve the mystery of why you’re still single?

Ranpo is on a murder spree, of other people's self worth, that is.

Naomi: I’m totally useless. Ranpo: You’re not totally useless. Ranpo: You can be used as a bad example.

Ranpo is the definition of "lil shit"

Poe: Oh, fiddlesticks. Ranpo: Look, I understand this is a tense situation, but let's watch the fucking language.

Ranpo is a savage

Ranpo: I’m bored. Let’s play a game. Poe: Okay, what game do you want to play? Ranpo: How about we take turns saying facts and the other person has to guess if they’re true or false? Poe: Sure, sounds fun. You go first. Ranpo: Okay, fact number one: You’re adopted.

Ranpo is mean to everyone.

Kajii: Ranpo told me that the best place for my experiments was the bathroom. Kajii: I now realise that that was NOT a compliment

Evil!Ranpo would be a higher class of baddie.

Ranpo: I’m bored. Let’s play a game. Yosano: Okay, what kind of game? Ranpo: It’s called “Who’s the murderer?” I’ll give you a scenario and you have to guess who killed who. Yosano: Sounds fun. Let’s do it. Ranpo: Alright, first scenario. There are four people in a room: Dazai, Kunikida, Atsushi, and Akutagawa. Dazai is holding a gun, Kunikida is holding a knife, Atsushi is holding a pen, and Akutagawa is holding a book. Suddenly, the lights go out and when they come back on, one of them is dead. Who is it and who killed them? Yosano: Hmm… I think it’s Dazai and he killed himself. Ranpo: Wrong. It’s Kunikida and he was killed by Atsushi. Yosano: What? How? Ranpo: Atsushi stabbed him with the pen while he was distracted by Dazai’s fake suicide attempt. Akutagawa was too busy reading his book to notice anything. Yosano: That’s ridiculous. How do you know that? Ranpo: Because I’m the one who gave Atsushi the pen and told him to do it.

Letss goo BSD rewatch

Kunikida: I need you to fill out these reports by tomorrow. Ranpo: Sure, no problem. Kunikida: Really? You’re not going to complain or procrastinate? Ranpo: Of course not. I’m a professional. Kunikida: Wow, thank you. You’re the best. Ranpo: You’re welcome. *throws the reports in the trash as soon as Kunikida leaves*