Oh My Fucking Gods - Tumblr Posts
That's the shirt Artie wears on Parsley, Sage, Rosemary and Thyme! Not to mention during that marvelous live in France, thinking of it.
man I literally have tears in my eyes as I type this but alright. so I decided to pull for luke on this firefighter event bc I thought the artwork of the card was pretty right? I had enough for 35 pulls max. and my pulls didn't carry so it was 100/100. not the best odds right? well. I decided to pull one card at time and right when I was a little over 20 pulls, I got a SSR... .. the angsty dragon one. mind you, i was already like IT'S OVER, but I decided to keep pulling anyway bc I didn't have many s-chips left anyway and I can be Very Lucky in my pulls. lucky as in, last day of xmas event, I had enough for one last pull to get artem, and I did get artem. so there's hope right? WELL. I pulled five more times and got... ANOTHER SSR. shocked to my core, I waited as the SSR loaded and it's... that goddamn dragon card again. I started laughing hysterically. I couldn't believe my eyes. I kept pulling mid my laughing fit bc whatever right??? it was SO OVER SO SO OVER. but then: ANOTHER SSR. I looked in complete disbelief as the fucking FIREFIGHTER CARD appeared on my screen and then started screeching like some creature. so yeah this is how I got three luke SSRs in less than 30 pulls at the cost of my sanity
ANON IM SO SORRY U HAD TO GO THRU THAT but im glad you got firefighter luke in the end ;-;
i really really empathize with you because uh remember my last post? where i was one pull away from a New SSR
i forgot
i forgot i didnt have looming nightmare
because i skipped it since i have beef with its story
and guess who
came at
100 pity
instead of firefighter luke
please consider streamer es. “chat what do we think about triage after that- oh thank you for the ten dollar superchat! ‘he has a wife and kids?? aint no way i can propose to him now’. general opinion is that his wife and kids are dead i think you might have a chance”
genuinely one of the saddest parts of this new era of the internet is how hard it is to rick roll someone now. with people's attention spans shortening so much, they wouldn't even get through the first few bait seconds before clicking off the video. like i saw a comment that ended with "btw i made all of this up" and the replies kept treating it so seriously because none of them finished the entire 4 sentence comment. and We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I (do I) A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
I AM A GOD AMONG MORTALS
(* finished her spring break calc homework)