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Meanwhile in the cruel prince universe

CHAPTER 1:

In fairy there are no fish sticks, no ketchup, no television

*Me waiting for more*

CHAPTER 2

*sTOPS LISTENING IN SHOCK*

I am a Taurus and that’s why y’all don’t wanna talk.

Ok then

I’m a Pisces and that’s why I gotta go home.

God called

He's pouting.

tbh as someone with largely invisible disabilities it’s so validating when people see me and are like “woah u look dead rn” like yeah thats how i always feel 😭 it just happens to show rn

AGATHA ALL ALONG1x01, "Seekest Thou the Road"

*twerks*

What.

i think that the "i do not control the ____" memes are generally tame and do not lend enough credence to the genuine absurdity of the original line that is

I wish movies had those ridiculously long company logos at the start that were super flashy and yet such mood setters.

In that same vein though I wish fake piracy streaming sites didnt default to putting the 20th Century Fox opener on a page and pretending that the movie is there.

That opener is dead

With a Little Help—Chapter Two

John Deacon x Reader

Summary: A soulmate AU in which you don’t know who your soulmate is until after you both have fallen in love. While you’re searching everywhere for your soulmate you fail to see that he could very well be right in front of you.

Word Count: 3.7k

A/N: Here is chapter two!! I’m really enjoying writing this and I hope you enjoy this chapter !! Let me know if you want to be added to the tag list and I’ll gladly do so :))

chapter one  chapter three  chapter four  chapter five  chapter six

John had tried to place the exact moment when he had officially and totally fallen in love with you many times, but he simply couldn’t. He thought maybe it was the time he first saw you, or maybe when you first shared a heart-to-heart talk over coffee after class; but it wasn’t that easy. Many nights were spent mulling over this loaded question, and he had yet to come to a definitive conclusion. He figured it had happened gradually, or maybe that it was something that had always been there for the time he knew you and he just didn’t realize it. He knew it was possible to have that innate feeling, to just know that it was meant to be. His parents had claimed the very same thing happened with them, and he had been skeptical of their story until it happened to him. And maybe that was the best explanation for how he came to love you he would ever get, that his body and soul knew before his mind did, and one day he finally caught up.

While this answer was hardly satisfying, things rarely were when it came to his feelings for you. You didn’t come with a manual or textbook he could study, no matter how much he wished you had. As much as he hated listening about the dates with other guys you would go on, it did provide him with useful information. He knew your favorite flowers, how fast was too fast when it came to the progression of the relationship itself, what a good first date was, and many more small bits of information he had been collecting over the last year and a half. None of this told him quite how to make you look at him like you like the love of your life and not your best friend, though.

But he was getting ahead of himself.

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“Welcome Back Evie,” A shadowed figure says from the corner of the room.

“Not feeling very welcomed,” I said as I struggled to move in the chair they tied me to.

The figure walks toward me, the light slowly revealing a man with blue eyes and blonde hair, “Well you know the precautions we have to take, last time you effortlessly escaped and...” He pulls out a knife and holds it against my cheek, “We can't let that happen again.”

“Is that supposed to scare me? I know you well enough to know that you won't hurt me, Lucian.”

He presses the knife closer to my cheek, “You don't know anything about me.”

“Really? Then prove me wrong, stab me. Right here, right now.”

Prompt #232

“Welcome back,”

“Not feeling very welcomed,”

Shin's turn to be bitten

Im coming for your dad in more ways than one

Huh, and yet I haven't started posting to it since last November.

homsnuck

Homestuck? Like to draw? Will do. Gotta sleep though. Tomorrow I will draw.

type “i am” in the tags and whatever comes up first is your new mandatory kin

First thing you see after you zoom in is how you die

How you dying 👀