Based On Real Events - Tumblr Posts

Sweetheart

Friend 1: ... And this is (friend 2), she's a little sweetheart that would never hurt a fly!

Friend 3: She yelled at me yesterday because I took the last donut!

Friend 2: *glares at friend 3*

Friend 1: *at friend 3* *sigh* Was it jelly filled?

Friend 3: *slowly nods head*

Friend 1: There you go

Kim Dokja always orders the same drink.

Han Sooyoung always asks the barista for recommendations.

But Sooyoung never likes what they give her, so she always ends up drinking all of Dokja’s drink

*Talking about B's favorite snack*

A: "That stuff tastes like fucking toothpaste"

B: "Oh yeah!? Well maybe you taste like toothpaste!"

A: "One way to find out-"

B: *fucking dies*

A: "Something wrong love?"

B: *dies some more*

A: "I win"

B: "WIN WHAT? Is my death a game to you??"

A: "Sometimes"

B: "Well two can play at that"

There's a spider in my bed.

"There's a spider that's been in my bed for a week, I lost it and still haven't found it. Despite this, I still sleep in my bed" - Darlin', Honey, Lovely, Freelancer, Lasko's co-worker

"There is a spider in my bed, I lost it and now I sleep in the bathtub" - Vincent, Guy, Milo & Sweetheart, Gavin, Frederick, Damien, Lasko, Elliott & Sunshine

"I saw a spider in my bed so I got my partner to clean the entire room and make sure to catch it" - Angel, Asher (Neither David nor Baabe actually found the spider in question. They pretended to have found it but they didn't.)

"There's a spider in my bed. Has been for at least a week now. We're friends :)" - Bright Eyes, Doc, Hudson, Huxley

When you don't want to chew your gum anymore and can't find a trashcan Darlin' is the type to look you dead in the eyes and demand that you give your gum to them. They then proceed to chew on that shit for ten more minutes before swallowing it.

Asher can't even make inappropriate jokes about this with how dead inside they look every single time they do this.

they r waiting for a scheduled phone call