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Rishi Sunak did a toe-curlingly cringy TikTok for The Youths ™ about the National Service proposals yesterday and asked for questions and comments, which went about as well as might be expected...

You like pain. We get it.

Yoongi, sliding a photo across the table: I need you to shoot this person in the leg.

Namjoon: This is a picture of you.

Yoongi: Hoseok and Jimin want me to try Zumba

one doctor pepper girl is worth 100 Pepsi girls

me as an Ancient Greek

me: hey Poseidon whats with the pitchfork huh???? There’s a lot of hay to stack in the ocean huh??? fucking loser me: *gets killed by a tsunami*

i really love 3rd semester  😔

Not now kitten. Daddy is watching two old white guys in the throes of rigor mortis battle for the fate of our land

Assassin’s Creed Valhalla + text posts

The definitive, color-coded flowchart guide to Jin Ling's many uncles.

*mouse hovering over clip studio paint* d…dont……..don’t do it….don’t do it…..dont…..do not do it……dont you dare-