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Rick Riordan Headcanon: Babysitting!

At some point, Carter and Sadie called in a favor from the Seven, asking them to babysit the students at the Brooklyn House while they were on some random journey.

By the time the Kanes get back, half of the house in on fire, shabti are preparing to sacrifice two of the kids, Percy’s been tied to the ceiling right above Philip’s pool, and Annabeth is being dog-piled by a horde of penguins.

Now, if that’s what it was like for the demigods to babysit the students, what do you think it’ll be like once the Kanes babysit some of the younger Halfblood campers?

Percy: MY PET IS A DOG FROM HELL!

Jason: MY PET IS AN ELECTRIC HORSE!

Carter: My pet is a basketball-playing baboon.

Percy: ...

Jason: ...

Carter: ...And a clay crocodile.

Percy: ...

Carter: And a giant griffin.

Jason: ...I-

Carter: And a literal cat-lady.

Percy & Jason: You win.

Okay, let’s try this one out:

-All of the Egyptian gods are pansexual and when they find hosts, they prefer humans who are also pan or accepting of LGBT

-All of the Nomes are accepting of LGBT magicians, even the Desjardins/Jacobi-run first nome

-Bast prefers to be the one to help out new recruits who are dealing with coming out

-Anubis & Walt feeling as much love for one another as they both do for Sadie

-Some of the younger magicians pulling pranks on any of the homophobic parents of other recruits (or just sending Bes =). )

-Bisexual Carter/Sadie

-Trans Cleo

-During Pride Month, Philip of Macedonia allows the magicians to paint him the colors of the rainbow. Khufu joins in on that too!

-Asexual Amos

-Genderfluid Felix Philip, who gives his penguins unisex names

-Osiris/Julius immediately sending those persecuted for who they love to paradise in the afterlife

Hope this helps! =)

its like im lovin all the pjo and mcga pride month themed art but like do none of yall got lgbtqia headcanons about the kane chronicles????