Pineapple On Pizza - Tumblr Posts
ananas comosus et piceus and anti ananas comosus et piceus
or for short:
acp and -acp
Bad: aliens that insist upon referring to human women as “feeeeemales”.
Good: aliens that insist upon dividing humans into binary categories, but the binary in question is based on something we’d regard as trivial and bizarre.
Dipper, still on the wall: Do I even weight anything to you?
Anne: It’s like holding a couple of grapes.
Traumatized Main Characters Incorrect Quotes #15
Anne: We’re ordering pizza, what toppings do you guys like?
Dipper: Oo, pineapple pizza please—
*Anne grabs Dipper by the collar and smashes him against the wall*
Anne: Don’t you DARE talk about pineapple on MY pizza.
I HAVE ARRIVED TO RENEW OUR ENEMITY
WHAT IS THOU'S OPINION ON PINEAPPLE ON PIZZA
MY OPINION IS YES. PINEAPPLE AND CHICKEN PIZZA. TRUST
*GASP* THOU LIKES PINEAPPLE ON PIZZA???
i am disgusted. horrified. deeply offended.
Open thine eyes for they are hidden behind a blindfold the world has placed upon thee
(BITE ME) (TRY ME ILL PSYCHOANALYZE YOU AGAIN)
The question is…
No, this isn’t for a piece I’m working on-
Don’t look at me like that.
Today the internet has achieved it’s purpose.
For science.
If you LIKE pineapple on pizza, reblog this post.
And if you DON’T like pineapple on your pizza, reblog THIS POST.
I’m doing a census on this ongoing argument please help it’s obviously important.
First something cursed, then an absolute baby
Welp, TIL I’m allergic to pineapple. But I dont care cause it’s DELICIOUS!
Reading your posts feels like eating a banana, it’s kinda tingly and itchy and makes me very uncomfortable but I also like it too much to stop
you are allergic to bananas