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7 years ago

ananas comosus et piceus and anti ananas comosus et piceus

or for short:

acp and -acp

Bad: aliens that insist upon referring to human women as “feeeeemales”.

Good: aliens that insist upon dividing humans into binary categories, but the binary in question is based on something we’d regard as trivial and bizarre.


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1 year ago

Dipper, still on the wall: Do I even weight anything to you?

Anne: It’s like holding a couple of grapes.

Traumatized Main Characters Incorrect Quotes #15

Anne: We’re ordering pizza, what toppings do you guys like?

Dipper: Oo, pineapple pizza please—

*Anne grabs Dipper by the collar and smashes him against the wall*

Anne: Don’t you DARE talk about pineapple on MY pizza.


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9 months ago

I HAVE ARRIVED TO RENEW OUR ENEMITY

WHAT IS THOU'S OPINION ON PINEAPPLE ON PIZZA

MY OPINION IS YES. PINEAPPLE AND CHICKEN PIZZA. TRUST


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9 months ago

*GASP* THOU LIKES PINEAPPLE ON PIZZA???

i am disgusted. horrified. deeply offended.

Open thine eyes for they are hidden behind a blindfold the world has placed upon thee

(BITE ME) (TRY ME ILL PSYCHOANALYZE YOU AGAIN)


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11 months ago

The question is…

No, this isn’t for a piece I’m working on-

Don’t look at me like that.


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8 years ago

Today the internet has achieved it’s purpose.

iamoutofcomedy - I need more hobbies.

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9 years ago

For science.

If you LIKE pineapple on pizza, reblog this post.

And if you DON’T like pineapple on your pizza, reblog THIS POST.

I’m doing a census on this ongoing argument please help it’s obviously important. 


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3 years ago

Welp, TIL I’m allergic to pineapple. But I dont care cause it’s DELICIOUS!

Reading your posts feels like eating a banana, it’s kinda tingly and itchy and makes me very uncomfortable but I also like it too much to stop

you are allergic to bananas 


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