Smash Intros: Pit VS Duck Hunt
Smash Intros: Pit VS Duck Hunt
Inspired by “If Smash Bros Had Intros Like Mortal Kombat” by Mister BlackJack
Pit:”Aren’t you supposed to hunt the duck?”
Dog:”...”
Pit:”Good grief, I’m talking to a dog.”
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Smash Intros: Palutena VS Meta Knight
Inspired by “If Smash Bros Had Intros Like Mortal Kombat” by Mister BlackJack
Palutena:”In some languages, the word meta means ‘goal’ or ‘ambition’.”
Meta Knight:”Mine is to be a knight worthy of my title.”
Palutena:”And mine is to knock you into next week.”
Smash Intros: Captain Falcon VS Ness
Inspired by “If Smash Bros Had Intros Like Mortal Kombat” by Mister BlackJack
Captain Falcon:”Bet you’ve seen your share of scary monsters and super creeps.”
Ness:”Starmen, diamond dogs, and all kinds of space oddities.”
Captain Falcon:”Sounds like you’re really under pressure, kiddo.”
[Earthbound has enemies called Starmen and a boss called the Diamond Dog, both of which get their names from David Bowie songs. I crammed in a few more Bowie references while I was at it.]
Smash Intros: Ryu VS Little Mac
Inspired by “If Smash Bros Had Intros Like Mortal Kombat” by Mister BlackJack
Ryu:”The WVBA allows boxers to use WEAPONS!?”
Little Mac:”And magic, power boost sodas, and squirrels. It’s crazy!”
Ryu:”It’s disgraceful, is what it is.”
[This is a reference to the various tricks, cheats, and gimmicks all the Punch-Out boxers use in the Wii game. As a traditional martial artist with a strong sense of fair play, Ryu would likely frown on such practices.]
Smash Intros: Terry VS Ganondorf
Inspired by “If Smash Bros Had Intros Like Mortal Kombat” by Mister BlackJack
Terry:"Y'know, I'm surprised you didn't invite Rugal into your lil' League of Villains."
Ganondorf:"The Subspace Legion has no need for a sadistic madman with delusions of godhood."
Terry:"Yeah, that's YOUR job."
[Rugal Bernstein is a boss in the King of Fighters series and is infamous for his cruelty, god complex, and ridiculous difficulty level.]
Smash Intros: Charizard VS Greninja
Inspired by “If Smash Bros Had Intros Like Mortal Kombat” by Mister BlackJack
Charizard:”Something bugging you, Frog-legs?”
Greninja:”Lord Arceus has grown weary of your blasphemy, Charizard! Repent or suffer the consequences!”
Charizard:”Dude, you’ve been hanging out with Simon too much.”
[A reference to Charizard oversaturating the Pokemon games, the Galar ban on Arceus, and the joke that Charizard is the Poke-God of the Galar region.]