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I wanda see you dead (sketch dump)

You know what genuinely kept me up until 1am last night about FH: Junior Year, the Bad Kids could have been facing such worse enemies if Porter actually thought about who would be best in Kipperlily’s place.

My mind goes directly to Ragh or Hargis, both very powerful kids who were in pretty bad situations. Ragh was wrapped up with the Harvest Men and in denial about his sexuality. Wait I forgot, Porter did try and mess with Ragh with his silly "Barbarian healing", would Porter have tried some shit if the Bad Kids hadn't taken Ragh on Summer break with them? I’m thankful every day the Bad Kids took him in. Hargis in turn also could have dodged a bullet by meeting the Bad Kids. Like a shy theatre nerd that struggles socially with his passion, who is a Goliath fighter no less is a recipe for (not necessarily hate-filled) but a rage-filled disaster. That beige aura really did good for him I think.

AND WHAT ABOUT YELL. Danielle would have been in so much trouble if she didn’t find the Maidens. A socially ostracised girl that can’t find a permanent adventuring party because of her beliefs and actions gets tricked into using her druidic powers to spread the rage-star powder all across Elmville. I am shaking Porter’s shoulders violently rn, BRO. A DRUID. YOU SKIPPED ON A DRUID FOR YOUR EVIL PLAN OML.

Zayn also could have been bad news if Porter got his shit together faster for a similar reason. He. Is. A. Necromancer. A necromancer. And probably one of the most vulnerable people from season 1, just one discussion with Daybreak and it’s a sealed deal but noooo. Please don’t get me wrong, I don’t want any of the students to be brainwashed or even be in the position to willingly take the rage, but man, Porter is just ridiculous.

Holy shit. And what about Zelda. A character so powerful I think that’s one of the reason Brennan played her in The Seven. Her rage is literally divine, Porter could have done something with that, made his own brand of divine rage and offered it to her and others. She was even taking personal lessons from him because her rage was too destructive for normal class.

When the hell did he come up with this plan.

I mean I know it would have been a while ago because of the whole thing with Kalina but I think my point still stands when I say, Porter, my guy, disrespectfully, you could have done so much better than Kipperlily Copperkettle.

You know what genuinely kept me up until 1am last night about FH: Junior Year, the Bad Kids could have been facing such worse enemies if Porter actually thought about who would be best in Kipperlily’s place.

My mind goes directly to Ragh or Hargis, both very powerful kids who were in pretty bad situations. Ragh was wrapped up with the Harvest Men and in denial about his sexuality. Wait I forgot, Porter did try and mess with Ragh with his silly "Barbarian healing", would Porter have tried some shit if the Bad Kids hadn't taken Ragh on Summer break with them? I’m thankful every day the Bad Kids took him in. Hargis in turn also could have dodged a bullet by meeting the Bad Kids. Like a shy theatre nerd that struggles socially with his passion, who is a Goliath fighter no less is a recipe for (not necessarily hate-filled) but a rage-filled disaster. That beige aura really did good for him I think.

AND WHAT ABOUT YELL. Danielle would have been in so much trouble if she didn’t find the Maidens. A socially ostracised girl that can’t find a permanent adventuring party because of her beliefs and actions gets tricked into using her druidic powers to spread the rage-star powder all across Elmville. I am shaking Porter’s shoulders violently rn, BRO. A DRUID. YOU SKIPPED ON A DRUID FOR YOUR EVIL PLAN OML.

Zayn also could have been bad news if Porter got his shit together faster for a similar reason. He. Is. A. Necromancer. A necromancer. And probably one of the most vulnerable people from season 1, just one discussion with Daybreak and it’s a sealed deal but noooo. Please don’t get me wrong, I don’t want any of the students to be brainwashed or even be in the position to willingly take the rage, but man, Porter is just ridiculous.

Holy shit. And what about Zelda. A character so powerful I think that’s one of the reason Brennan played her in The Seven. Her rage is literally divine, Porter could have done something with that, made his own brand of divine rage and offered it to her and others. She was even taking personal lessons from him because her rage was too destructive for normal class.

When the hell did he come up with this plan.

I mean I know it would have been a while ago because of the whole thing with Kalina but I think my point still stands when I say, Porter, my guy, disrespectfully, you could have done so much better than Kipperlily Copperkettle.

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAFFGHHGH

love me. love me. love me.

I’d like to think all the other teachers at Aguefort hate Bobby Dawn’s ass immediately.

Porter is giving him death glares in the staff room. Tiberia doesn’t even acknowledge him whenever he’s in her line of sight. Lucilla, who is usually so kind, gives him side eyes in the hall, cuz bard classes are so gay and he’s homophobic. Jace avoids talking to him at all costs despite technically being the only person Bobby can go to for questions about the job. Henry seems more timid but even he is clearly upset at at this man’s general existence. And those are the ones who aren’t even openly hostile.

Zara only does night classes but whenever she does sees him she hisses. No one’s ever seen Terpsichore angry, but they have now. He made some of the younger queer students cry and Jawbone yells at him in full view of the student body. Corsica is so so close to beating this man up. They all miss Yolanda

I will go feral not only has Porter been a non-regular freak this whole time but he has been team with Jace and he’s being inherently (not really this is a joke) homophobic because he’s trying to kill a lesbian and his family is the cause of said lesbian’s divorce! Also Oisin count your fucking days because the fact that the reason he was missing those shots was to cast and not because Adaine the the hottest bitch in the motherfucking club, I’ll kill him I’ll steal all his money his life will be nothing but sorrow. Adaine deserves everything and the fact that this guy even kind of led her on I cannot!!!

porter has always hated gorgug because their definitions/uses of rages are fundamentally different. gorgug clashes so hard because his rage DOES come from a place of protection and defensiveness (and justice...) and that threatens the foundations of porters beliefs with ankarna

I feel like The Reveal™️ really pulled away one of my main expectations this season which was “there will be red herrings”. SORRY DUDE, NOPE, NAUHU, NO SIRIE. IT ALL MATTERS!!!

You thought that was just to goof, no fuck you, that shirt was a wedding present and that matters. Oh what’s that, someone said “you and what god” one time and you didn’t think more about that!!! That’s on you man.

Gorgug grappling Porter just as Porter is about to attack an injured Fig and Fabian....using the exact kind of protective rage that Porter always disdained....how does it feel to be such a little BITCH Porter

oh he definitely wanted Gorgug as his own personal enslaved soldier. His approach to Fig was so different, he nudged her course of actions but was always constructive, but Gorgug he wanted to make suffer to his absolute limit and become vulnerable to his forced magical control. He wanted Fig as an accomplice but he wanted Gorgug to be his pet

porter who wouldn’t sign gorgugs MCAT making him take on stress tokens so he had to take 4 years of school all in one… porter having an ability to control students with rage tokens…

porter absolutely rot in hell

the difference in the way Porter treated Fig vs Gorgug is fascinating and disturbing in hindsight. Fig always impressed him and it's clear that while he was manipulating her and using her, his end goal was that she'd be an accomplice. He encouraged her and steered her direction how he wanted it to go, but he clearly did want her to be a paladin to him once he became a god. He wanted her to choose him, in a twisted fed lies, honey pot kind of way as he encouraged the fun side of things to Fig (which is just so creepy still)

Gorgug on the otherhand, he was constantly placing Gorgug under intense stress and suffering in the guise of it being a concerned teacher, even in previous years he's always had contempt for Gorgug. Knowing he has an ability to control students with a particular Rage Token, whatever that is in their out-of-meta terminology, it's disturbing how hard he tried to make Gorgug reach his limits and lose his free will completely over years, not just junior year though it certainly picked up but since the start. He openly hated Gorgug and he clearly does not want Gorgug as an accomplice the way he wants Fig to be...

He wants Gorgug as a pet

Porter hating Gorgug because Gorgug only Raged to defend

Porter hating Gorgug because Gorgug was kind outside of using Rage

Porter hating Gorgug because Gorgug uses Rage for what it was always meant to be used for, as fuel to fight injustice and protect people, not as a way to feel powerful

Porter hating Gorgug because Gorgug understands Rage in a way people hadn't really ever understood it before, or maybe had once but it had gotten lost to time and twisted up

Porter hating Gorgug because Gorgug knows and understands Ankarna Rage better than he or his god-corrupting ancestors ever will

God imagine if Emily had decided not to bring Fig back for this season and we never got to see Fig's reaction to being right about Porter

There is something so poetic about the moment in this fight where Porter is hovering above Fabian ready to just end it and then Gorgug uses his last attack to grapple him, and then beats him on what like 3 opposed checks to keep him grappled.

Gorgug has always had his rage be something he uses to protect his loved ones, Porter has always insisted that that was a mistake, a misuse of rage, that Gorgug was a defective inefficient barbarian because of it.

And in that moment Gorgug uses his rage to protect a friend and Porter just can’t shake him off.

-did you hear about the earth genasi barbarian class teacher?

-yeah, i heard he's chiseled

-sure, but i wouldn't take his classes for granite

Would never worship, simply would not worship

Doreen said ‘Don’t trust the faculty’ and she MEANT IT!!!

The real reason Fig never trusted Porter is because she has Doreen’s hair net…

me when I rewatch Fantasy High season 1 and hear Doreen the lunch lady say ‘not not trust the faculty,,,,’ and that one of them did it,,, immediately after watching the porter reveal episode,,, and then watching Porter and Jace walk into the cafeteria,,,

she tried to warn us all this time!!! whyyyy doreen??