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The fact that no one has made Zelda and Gorgug’s playlist is FUCKING UNACCEPTABLE.
Why must I do everything myself...
the energy of The Seven campaign is so slumber party/bathroom talk and it makes me so proud to be a teen girl disaster
You know what genuinely kept me up until 1am last night about FH: Junior Year, the Bad Kids could have been facing such worse enemies if Porter actually thought about who would be best in Kipperlily’s place.
My mind goes directly to Ragh or Hargis, both very powerful kids who were in pretty bad situations. Ragh was wrapped up with the Harvest Men and in denial about his sexuality. Wait I forgot, Porter did try and mess with Ragh with his silly "Barbarian healing", would Porter have tried some shit if the Bad Kids hadn't taken Ragh on Summer break with them? I’m thankful every day the Bad Kids took him in. Hargis in turn also could have dodged a bullet by meeting the Bad Kids. Like a shy theatre nerd that struggles socially with his passion, who is a Goliath fighter no less is a recipe for (not necessarily hate-filled) but a rage-filled disaster. That beige aura really did good for him I think.
AND WHAT ABOUT YELL. Danielle would have been in so much trouble if she didn’t find the Maidens. A socially ostracised girl that can’t find a permanent adventuring party because of her beliefs and actions gets tricked into using her druidic powers to spread the rage-star powder all across Elmville. I am shaking Porter’s shoulders violently rn, BRO. A DRUID. YOU SKIPPED ON A DRUID FOR YOUR EVIL PLAN OML.
Zayn also could have been bad news if Porter got his shit together faster for a similar reason. He. Is. A. Necromancer. A necromancer. And probably one of the most vulnerable people from season 1, just one discussion with Daybreak and it’s a sealed deal but noooo. Please don’t get me wrong, I don’t want any of the students to be brainwashed or even be in the position to willingly take the rage, but man, Porter is just ridiculous.
Holy shit. And what about Zelda. A character so powerful I think that’s one of the reason Brennan played her in The Seven. Her rage is literally divine, Porter could have done something with that, made his own brand of divine rage and offered it to her and others. She was even taking personal lessons from him because her rage was too destructive for normal class.
When the hell did he come up with this plan.
I mean I know it would have been a while ago because of the whole thing with Kalina but I think my point still stands when I say, Porter, my guy, disrespectfully, you could have done so much better than Kipperlily Copperkettle.
You know what genuinely kept me up until 1am last night about FH: Junior Year, the Bad Kids could have been facing such worse enemies if Porter actually thought about who would be best in Kipperlily’s place.
My mind goes directly to Ragh or Hargis, both very powerful kids who were in pretty bad situations. Ragh was wrapped up with the Harvest Men and in denial about his sexuality. Wait I forgot, Porter did try and mess with Ragh with his silly "Barbarian healing", would Porter have tried some shit if the Bad Kids hadn't taken Ragh on Summer break with them? I’m thankful every day the Bad Kids took him in. Hargis in turn also could have dodged a bullet by meeting the Bad Kids. Like a shy theatre nerd that struggles socially with his passion, who is a Goliath fighter no less is a recipe for (not necessarily hate-filled) but a rage-filled disaster. That beige aura really did good for him I think.
AND WHAT ABOUT YELL. Danielle would have been in so much trouble if she didn’t find the Maidens. A socially ostracised girl that can’t find a permanent adventuring party because of her beliefs and actions gets tricked into using her druidic powers to spread the rage-star powder all across Elmville. I am shaking Porter’s shoulders violently rn, BRO. A DRUID. YOU SKIPPED ON A DRUID FOR YOUR EVIL PLAN OML.
Zayn also could have been bad news if Porter got his shit together faster for a similar reason. He. Is. A. Necromancer. A necromancer. And probably one of the most vulnerable people from season 1, just one discussion with Daybreak and it’s a sealed deal but noooo. Please don’t get me wrong, I don’t want any of the students to be brainwashed or even be in the position to willingly take the rage, but man, Porter is just ridiculous.
Holy shit. And what about Zelda. A character so powerful I think that’s one of the reason Brennan played her in The Seven. Her rage is literally divine, Porter could have done something with that, made his own brand of divine rage and offered it to her and others. She was even taking personal lessons from him because her rage was too destructive for normal class.
When the hell did he come up with this plan.
I mean I know it would have been a while ago because of the whole thing with Kalina but I think my point still stands when I say, Porter, my guy, disrespectfully, you could have done so much better than Kipperlily Copperkettle.
prom, but this time theres no dragon and everyone just has a good time. i started these weeks ago don’t @ me about any finale canon discontinuities
my senior year bad kid designs are from this post!
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🎥TA DA! This is my piece for the That's Cinema! zine graciously run by @eamesie 🎬 This piece features Gorgug Thistlespring & Unit of Fantasy High Junior Year as the main characters of Brokeback Mountain (2005). (It was after I finished this that I learned Even Cowgirls Get the Blues is already a movie from 1993 starring Uma Thurman)
God I love the idea of the seven maidens all looking at gorgug and being like "hmm. Our himbo now" and zeldas like "that is my actual boyfriend who isn't even in our party" and they all just go "yeah No. Hes the eighth maiden now. Hes funny and we like him". They have 3 "seven maiden" group chats, one of them is just the seven, one of them is the seven and gorgug, and the other is all of them but not zelda and that is exclusively for when gorgug panics about date planning
WAIT
I just realized that Gorgug only texts Zelda on the Seven Maiden’s chat, which means that A): Gorgug was added to the chat, probably by Zelda, and the other maidens are super chill with him, and B): He and Zelda probably don’t have a private chat, meaning that, as we have seen, the Seven Maidens get to act as a peanut gallery for their entire digital relationship. I just felt the need to share this amazing FH tidbit.
hi i’m just going to think about Prom King Ragh for the rest of my life. Like. God. Ragh’s junior year was a mess.
Imagine him standing behind Dayne, watching him about to be crowned. Watching the first boy he ever loved about to be crowned King Eternal with his girlfriend. They look beautiful together. And Dayne’s parting gift to him was a black eye and a promise that he wouldn’t say anything. And Ragh still loved him, of course he did! And if it means keeping Dayne in his life, then he’ll stand behind him like he always did. He’ll be the first to kneel before the Prom King Eternal. Ragh’s always been dumb muscle, a stupid knight here to help the King get his way.
And then shit hits the fan and his King is dead on the gymnasium floor. Ragh isn’t too sure what he wants anymore. But his King told him to kill the Bad Kids (the only people who were nice to him--really nice to him) so Ragh will do what his King asks. It’s not like he’s going to make it, anyway. The Bad Kid’s killed him once--what’s to stop them from doing it again?
Except they don’t kill him. Except Gorgug kisses him at prom and tells him that he’s a lot more than he thinks he is (Jawbone said the same thing, too, and that resulted in him getting a black eye and a kiss on the same day. He’s not sure who he believes). And Gorgug asks him to fight and that’s a lot easier than processing everything else. So Ragh helps save prom and everything is good. And then Spring Break comes and goes and is a whole mess in of itself. His mom sort of dies? He attacks his friends again. He sees Dayne Blade in hell (and that takes several sessions with Jawbone to unpack all of that again). He’s crowned the Crab King and passes it on to people who might deserve it more (seeing Riz in the oversized crown was very funny, he had to admit). And then they’re back at Elmville for the last bit of the school year.
Prom rolls around, and he knows the Bad Kids are conspiring. They’re more obvious than usual, which makes him nervous. Prom night comes and while there’s a little trepidation, the court is announced. Gorgug is announced to be a prince, Zelda a princess. He can see Fabian rolling his eyes in the background, but he’s grinning wide. And then the King is announced, and Ragh can’t believe it.
He never thought he’d be Prom King. He never thought he’d be much of anything. But Fabian slides up next to him and tells him that it’s a good look for him, and Gorgug whispers something to his girlfriend and kisses him again, and Tracker and Kristen are whooping. Adaine reads his future (even though he knows it doesn’t quiet work like that). Riz shows him a little conspiracy board he made about who would be Prom King. Fig dedicates a song to him. It’s nice. He’s surrounded by his friends, by people who love him, and Ragh knows he’s a lot more than just dumb muscle, just a Knight to someone else’s ambition.
He’s Elmville’s first gay Prom King. And it’s pretty fucking amazing. Hoot Growl Baby.
i just want the maidens to have a big ol’ house together and live their best lives post graduation. jawbone for sure would help them house hunt and make sure they know how to do roommate things. i just want happiness for all seven of the maidens.
PENNY CALLS ZELDA ZELLY OH MY GOD,,,,DOES SHE HAVE NICKNAMES FOR EVERYONE??? DOES SHE HAVE A NICKNAME FOR RIZ????????????????? F U C K
i think like? music is such a love language for zelda and like,,,her sharing that with katja is just so sweet,,,just,,,zelda has trouble speaking her feelings out loud and probably puts them into playlists to help her and the people she lets listen to understand her and i think like,,,her sharing playlists with katja, who’s also not good with feelings and communication is so, so sweet
Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Dimension 20 (Web Series) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Major Character Death Relationships: Ostentatia Wallace and the Seven Maidens, The Seven Maidens (Relationship), Ostentatia Wallace and Antiope Jones, Ostentatia Wallace and Penny Luckstone, Ostentatia Wallace and Sam Nightingale Characters: Ostentatia Wallace, Antiope Jones, Penny Luckstone, Sam Nightingale (Dimension 20), The Seven Maidens (Dimension 20) Additional Tags: MAJOR CHARACTER DEATH IS TEMPORARY!, Just putting it as a warning! Nothing too graphic tho!, Magic, Revivify Spell (Dungeons & Dragons), Drabble, Blood and Injury, Blood, Temporary Character Death, Ficlet, Canon Compliant Summary:
Ostentatia runs out of Revivify components
me, writing about penny and ostentatia: yes,,,let’s go,,,i must push my rarepair agenda also me in the same fic: hey i think gorgug and sam figuring out how to both have a relationship with zelda is Real Neat,,,