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Rody, Protag and Winnie are besties, Itโs a sopping wet pathetic miserable dumb but energetic golden retriever, a tired, blind rat, and a cheerful, ready to go, bubbly deer/moose thing whaterv he has.
change my mind
Blue n' White Protag stimboard
themed with flowers and letters, req by nonnie!
๐ธ / โ / ๐ธ โ / โ / โ ๐ธ / โ / ๐ธ lost last link oops. if any1 finds it pLEASE lmk.also mobile users; it looks weird IM SORRY idk ๐ญ๐ญ
" alright alright, geez- its not a big deal."
" i cant believe you'd lie to yourself like that.. "
" we both know you do not get hoes.. "
Ooc: ( Sorry i say that one post saying he got hoes and thought this would be funny- )
FIRST OF ALL, how mother fucking dare you! It's not like you get some! I'm HOT, SMOULDERING, SEXY, DEVINE EVEN!
(ooc: it's fine! I think that this makes it funnier)
You just let them stare at you, they might want something tho. Like to play or to use the bathroom. You left water out for them and you fed them right?
@stuck-with-protag , y'know how take care of animals, right?
How do I get it to stop staring at me, I'm on babysitting duty
" i dont know who in their right minds would let you take care of a dog.. but just clean wherever they bit you and try to gain its trust? "
@stuck-with-protag , y'know how take care of animals, right?
How do I get it to stop staring at me, I'm on babysitting duty
" uhm.. good luck then i guess? They dont seem THAT harmful.. "
@stuck-with-protag , y'know how take care of animals, right?
How do I get it to stop staring at me, I'm on babysitting duty
" wha.. YOU- "
" ...hi?. "
@stuck-with-protag , y'know how take care of animals, right?
How do I get it to stop staring at me, I'm on babysitting duty
" ..what the fuck. Bryce come get this goofy dog- "
@stuck-with-protag , y'know how take care of animals, right?
How do I get it to stop staring at me, I'm on babysitting duty
" im gonna tell 'Pepsi' that your neglecting their dog. "
@stuck-with-protag , y'know how take care of animals, right?
How do I get it to stop staring at me, I'm on babysitting duty
" so your saying you cant handle a small dog? just take the dog back- "
@stuck-with-protag , y'know how take care of animals, right?
How do I get it to stop staring at me, I'm on babysitting duty
" .. but i wasn't the one thats been told to babysit. Plus i dont have dog stuff.. "
@stuck-with-protag , y'know how take care of animals, right?
How do I get it to stop staring at me, I'm on babysitting duty
" ..fine. but if they bite me, their going straight back to you. "
@stuck-with-protag , y'know how take care of animals, right?
How do I get it to stop staring at me, I'm on babysitting duty
" ...I NEVER GAVE BIRTH TO ANYBODY. And no i am not cheating on you- "
who said you had to raise a kid by yourself? ๐
Protag gave birth to me ๐
......WHAT!? @stuck-with-protag ,when did this happen!? ARE YOU CHEATING ON ME??
" ... Im not even going to ask why this time. So alright? "
who said you had to raise a kid by yourself? ๐
Protag gave birth to me ๐
......WHAT!? @stuck-with-protag ,when did this happen!? ARE YOU CHEATING ON ME??
" ...Because you said ew, you have to watch him game now. "
โHoly Shit, his Ass is gaming guys.โ
Ew... @stuck-with-protag, come get your pet..
" You definitely spoil them the most. "
Who spoils the kids the most? You or protag?
@stuck-with-protag , what do you think ~?
Some ring fit arts :โโ)
(Human Ring and Dragaux design based off of @tamtamdi โs designs of these idiots)