Psych 2006 - Tumblr Posts
there’s so many good titles I can’t pick a favorite. from season one alone we have SO MANY gems. “He Loves Me, He Loves Me Not, He Loves Me, Oops He’s Dead”, “Cloudy… With a Chance of Murder”, “Spellingg Bee”… the list goes on.
No other show will beat psych's episode titles "poker? I barely know her", "Murder?... Anyone?... Anyone?... Bueller?", LIKE YOU CAN'T BEAT THAT SHIT
Shawn Spencer to the SBPD every episode of Psych:
has this been done before
The horses in his brain are not ok
one thing about shawn spencer is he’s going to square up for the underdog. the lawyer in cloudy with a chance of murder. the bank robber in gus walks into a bank. lying ryan in truer lies. even lassiter in lassie did a bad bad thing. he will take one look at a pathetic little man and say “is anyone going to stand in front of him and protect him from evil and prove he is telling the truth despite the odds being against him?” and then not wait for an answer. you go girl, you project those self esteem issues like the king that you are 😔✊
This is something that Shawn Spencer would tweet if Psych took place in 2024 imo
YALL I AM S C R E A M I N G
Their commitment to the bit knows no bounds
Original post by @reformedpeasant and @cxremedy
Gus is a character I'll never get bored of. Sure, I'll never get bored of Shawn either, but there's something different about Gus. I don't know how to explain it, but unlike Shawn he doesn't really have any childhood/past trauma (unless I'm wrong I'm just 5 seasons in), and was a nerd all through his life but yet not your everyday "erm actually 🤓☝️" nerd but actually has a personality.
Maybe that's it. He doesn't need a sad backstory or anything cuz his personality is so interesting. I'm sorry I can't even explain it properly but the things he does that make his personality is so random yet so funny, like tf you mean he can smell up clues? Picks locks? Obsess himself in sea animals? Has catchphrases that he doesn't overuse and he says it so subtly? Bro actually got accidentally married? Drives a small blue car which is actually from his work yet he loves it so much? Basically his whole friendship with Shawn? Will throw up or scream at the sight of a corpse?
Love that
when lassie was fighting with juliet about the detective test and shawn was just like "oh the DET? yeah i took that when i was 15. i got 100"
Can we talk about how the #1 thing Gus wanted Shawn to know before Yin (almost) killed him is that he didn't blame him? can we talk about that? Gus literally came to terms with the fact that he wasn't making it out and INSTANTLY made sure that Shawn wouldn't blame himself.
Psych 🍍 + text posts
That's fair
*continues with bullshit*
Psych 2x15
Psych incorrect quotes: a series (cont. 🔥🪦👁️)
—————
Shawn: You can punch me, kick me, pull my hair.
Shawn: I am a-ok being stabbed.
Shawn: Biting and scratching are on the table.
Shawn: You can use fire.
Juliet: These are the ground rules?
Lassiter: Is there anything off limits?
Shawn: Damnnnnn Lassie
Shawn: You got something really sick you wanna do, huh?
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Gus: We never should’ve come here.
Shawn: No guts, no glory.
Gus: Are you ever scared of anything?
Shawn: Yeah, dying alone.
Shawn: That’s why I brought you here with me.
———
Shawn: I don’t have rizz.
Shawn: I have big green eyes
Shawn: and many
Shawn: MANY
Shawn: unsettling things to say.
Very long rant about ads under here, big vent moment bc I'm gonna fucking commit crimes, also there's a poll if your interested
Yo I'm just saying if peacock doesn't stop playing 2 minutes of ads every 5 minutes when I'm trying to watch psych I'm going to fucking implode and commit unspeakable crimes. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO PAY THIS FUCKING MUCH JUST TO WATCH PSYCH. LIKE ITS LITERALLY THE ONLY REASON I USE PEACOCK. LIKE I DONT WANNA FUCKING BE SOLD SHIT IM WATCHING
MY FUCKING SHOW
WHY THE FRESH DIDDLY
FUCK
Am I getting 6 ad breaks
FOR A T H I R T Y MINUTE EPISODE
Like I'm at a point where I can't even watch it bc the ads interrupting so much make me so enraged. Maybe I need therapy, but fuck it can't just be me. And like I wouldn't be as mad if it was before and after.
BUT AN AD BREAK AFTER LITERALLY ANYTHING HAPPENS??????
Idk maybe I'm just fucking insane
this is the hottest anyone has ever looked
HE WOULD BITCH HE WOULD!!!!
i feel like shawn spencer would approve of me torrenting the entire series while eating hot pockets and macncheese
WHY TF AM I SO MAD THAT JULES BROKE UP WITH SHAWN BECAUSE OF THE PSYCHIC THING!? LIKE HO PLS WE BOTH KNOW THAT'S REALLY IMPOSSIBLE AND AFJFJFJEKDJKDKFKFLSLFJSLSK HOW DID IT EVEN AFFECT THEIR RELATIONSHIP TO THAT DEGREE? YES I KNOW HE LIED THAT'S BAD BUT DANG WHAT HAPPENED TO LOVE? AT THIS POINT LOVE MEANS NOTHING RIGHT? I DON'T EVEN THINK THE LIE WAS THAT BAD CUZ BE BFFR OR AM I JUST A HATER? SORRY THIS WAS NOT SO GIRLBOSS OR GIRL'S GIRL FOR ME TO SAY BUT I DO NOT THINK IT WAS THAT DEEP. SHE THREW AWAY A MAN SHE CLEARLY VERY MUCH LOVED BECAUSE SHAWN WAS DISHONEST ABOUT ONE THING WHEN HER LYING FATHER HAD LEFT HER AS A CHILD AND NOW SHE PROJECTS HER TRAUMA IN HER RELATIONSHIPS AND omg was the daddy issues that bad? ANYWAYS I WOULD'VE TOTALLY UNDERSTOOD HER IF SHE BROKE UP WITH HIM IF HE ACTED EMOTIONALLY IMMATURE OR EMOTIONALLY DISTANT BUT NO SHE BROKE UP BECAUSE HE LIED ABOUT BEING FRICKIN PSYCHIC BUT HONESTLY WHAT I THOUGHT IT WAS OBVIOUS AND EVERYONE KNEW-
I will shut up now before I get cancelled and yeah thank you guys for reading this rant.
gus fans i'm sorry i forgot gus girl wednesday i thought it was thursday on wednesday
here is gus hanging out in the devonian period with our early ancestors
yall I forgot how much I love Psych. I watched that show obsessively as a kid. It was 24/7. Rewatched it like 10 times and never got board. Made tons of references, noticed all the little details, grew up and appreciated the jokes even more
This show was my LIFE. I lived and breathed Psych.
People: so you're neurogivergent
Me: n-no