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I still haven’t decided which form of pun delivery I prefer

said with a shitty grin, followed by a “aaaaaaahhhhhhh?“ that increases in volume and pitch (finger pistols optional but recommended)

said in absolute deadpan with no change in facial expression and no follow-up at all

said online where nobody can tell what you’re doing as you write it

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