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Fact: if you sleep with a Carl Sagan book under your pillow, you wake up smarter through the process of cosmosis.
(Shamelessly stolen from David Grinspoon on Twitter)
I’ve recently decided to freeze myself to -273℃. My friends think I’ll die, but I’ll be 0K.
Found on themetapicture.com
how does this keep happening how can there be literally no butter in the house
It was pretty cool how that new species of forest ungulate was discovered in the amazon last year, but news seems to have tapired off....
Creative representation of the human karyotype Via Scientific Illustration for the Research Scientist | somersault18:24
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A guy walks into a sandwich shop and sees a sign that reads, “Home of the Meanest Grilled Cheese in Town.” So he orders the grilled cheese. When his bill arrives the waitress asks him how he liked the sandwich.
"Eh, it was about average."
#Repost @inspirationaldiary_ ・・・ Source: unknown #graphicdesign #kerning #keming #typography
I still haven’t decided which form of pun delivery I prefer
said with a shitty grin, followed by a “aaaaaaahhhhhhh?“ that increases in volume and pitch (finger pistols optional but recommended)
said in absolute deadpan with no change in facial expression and no follow-up at all
said online where nobody can tell what you’re doing as you write it
UPS worldwide expedited with tracking
A Red Eared SLIDER. Guys! …guys? #prayforme #lordofpuns #comeatme
