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If Wallace (Wallace and Gromit) died in his sleep, the contraptions that get him out of bed would still deliver his lifeless corpse into the dining room, likely for Gromit to clean up
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ah yes i was looking for a soap dispenser labeled “ketchup” with a picture of grapes
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reblog if your name isn't Amanda.
2,121,566 people are not Amanda and counting!
We’ll find you Amanda.
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my Local Neighbourhood Squirrel DEADASS just leapt onto my window pane, maybe a foot from where i am sitting and just fucking stared at me with his hands on the glass he violated my privacy and im calling the cops
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first three words you notice describe your 2023!
![[ID: The image is a word search where the only prominent word is “lesbian” repeated over and over.]](https://64.media.tumblr.com/d81a3b3d1c0b6b739e4d8e38f57f49bf/079839652753be07-6c/s500x750/63c2ed26a852c4f792bf649654120fbbcd8d626f.png)
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I need this shirt in my life
I desire this shirt
I aggressively crave this shirt
the things I would do for this shirt
if I had this shirt let’s just say horses wouldn’t be called horses anymore
I need this shirt carnally
I must become one with this shirt
I must milk this shirt and soak up its flavor
like a sponge
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