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Imagining what the Lads boys would say to my cartoony ahh hair cuz I bet this is amusing af đ
Context: my irl hair is cartoony and animeish af, more often than not they escape even clips and defy gravity as well
Ref: Sekkekkyu from Hataraku Saibou and Furukawa Nagisa from Clannad


Zayne would probably try a crazy number of times to get my antennas to behave themselves but then he'll just go like â˘_⢠when they don't and when he's tired or in a bad mood seeing them would make him smile because c'mon you cannot tell me this antenna business isn't funny
Raf would 100% just tease and call me satellite san or smth silly like that instead of Bodyguard san.
Xavi would be like "Are you trying to cosplay as an alien?" No bro it's natural + you're the alien who's tryna cosplay as a human đ
Sylus would probs threaten to chop them off if I annoyed him too much đ but then he'd playfully flick it with his fingers or smth as a sign of affection when he's feeling clingy (aaaaghhh imagining Nightplumes softie Sylus doing this)
Caleb for bonus: man would tease the fuck outta me for this. "Oya Chibisuke, are those antennas to make up for your height? You look like an apple with the stem unplucked" ( đâwhat am I saying )
Guys I'm bored af
Send some asks pleaseđ any random shiet

Heatwave so hot that I left my cold ice tea for less than 3 minutes in the sun and now I have some literally boiling tea
Is somebody gonna match my freak (diagnose and overanalize everyone I meet and sort them into categories/groups I made up)
Ask mpty
I'll answer anything, if it's a random ask, an ask about me or about my ocs or just something like a story u wanna tell idk I just wanna yap

I dont think my mom was ever prepared for how ill turn out bc instead of saying "no i wont buy you any candy, you had enough" she has had to say "no i won't buy you babybell nor string cheese, youre lactose intolerant stupid"
How I feel when I answer to "omg I have the same one" with "maybe it's yours"

How come parents can yell and cuss at, hit, and overall just be really bitchy and sassy to their kids but their kids cant do it back?
What, because its ârudeâ or âdisrespectfulâ? Bullshit.
Sure theres disciplining your kids if they mess up, but if youâre just getting mad at them for no reason I think they should be allowed to talk back.
Itâs rude and disrespectful if you think just because youâre older or because you gave birth to them, that you can act out at your own kids.
If they agitate you then itâs your problem and you gotta suck it up. Youâre the adult, you shouldâve grown up a while ago.