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Bacon and Bloodhounds
You, walking with your phone in hand, can smell bacon being cooked somewhere. It's somewhere in the compound. You know it is. And you also know that whoever you find that is cooking it, is going to give you a slice.
So, you follow the scent. You go up four flights of stairs, through 3 rooms, and past a cleaning closet that smells entirely too much like bleach. All while scrolling on TikTok.
As you enter, you can't hear the popping of bacon being cooked so you know it's done. You follow the residual scent of bacon quickly, and stop at the person with your hand out, waiting for your piece of bacon. Whoever it is, places a piece of bacon in your hand and you leave. All the while, you still have your eyes trained to your phone, reading a nasty piece of Wattpad.
As you leave, you hear the beginnings of a conversation, and pause just outside the door.
"Y/N has the nose of a bloodhound!" Tony exclaimed, and as you peak around the door, no one noticing you, you see him to be the person who made the bacon. Or at least the person eating it.
"And the breasts of a Greek Goddess..." Natasha kinda zones out looking at the door.
Everyone looks at Natasha in varying degrees of 'what the hell?' It's a comedic, and not very common sight to see the assassin of all assassins be hypnotized by a person.
"Nat?" Tony sounds concerned.
Natasha looks away to return to the present conversation and catches your eye. You wink as you walk away, eating your bacon.
Obviously, someone has to give. And you refuse to.
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Author's Cup of Tea:
This one also came from a tiktok. That's where the majority of my inspo for writing comes from ngl. Anywho, have a good day.
☕ Masterlist ☕
🔞 MINORS DNI! 🔞
Key:
☁️: Fluff
😏: Suggestive, not NSFW
🔞: NSFW
😭: Angst
😂: Funny
COD: MW2 2022
Camgirls and Cows: Simon Riley/Ghost 🔞
Daughters: All ☁️
Flirting with Death: Simon Riley/Ghost ☁️
Avengers
Ghost Hunting and Praise: All ☁️
Bacon and Bloodhounds: Natasha Romanoff 😏☁️
Vegan Vampires: Natasha Romanoff ☁️
Boyfriend/Husband
Anything for you: 😏☁️
Texting on the Boardwalk: Doberman Boyfriend 😏
Mate: Werewolf
The Witcher
Waterhaven Chalet: Geralt ☁️
Moment of Peace: Geralt ☁️
Welcome Home, White Wolf: Geralt ☁️
Life, Death, and Destiny: Geralt ☁️
Of Hearts and Swords: Geralt 😏☁️
My Witcher: Geralt 😏☁️
Hazbin Hotel/Helluva Boss
Alastor has a what?!: in progress
Dimension 20
Outta Pocket: All ☁️
Haikyu!!
Bullies Were Never My Kinda Thing: All ☁️
Shitposts:
TGIF: All 😂
Twilight:
The Teacher at Forks High School
Vegan Vampires
YN, casually reading a medical article after hyper focusing on it for a week: Hey. Did you know, in an emergency situation, you can use coconut water for a blood transfusion?
Natasha, also reading, taken aback by YN: Uh... yeah. It's a neat little fact, huh?
YN, now spiraling: So... going with that, that means vampires can drink coconut water instead of blood.
Natasha, putting a full stop on her reading: What?
YN, fully in the rabbit hole: Coconut water. Which means there are vegan vampires.
Natasha, about to have amental breakdown from this information: Please stop... I-I don't need these thoughts this late at night. I'm getting' ready to go to bed.
YN: Which would also explain where we get fruit bats from.
Natasha, slamming her book closed: I'm not getting any fucking sleep tonight.
Y/N, waving at Natasha as she leaves: You're welcome!
Natasha, being dramatic: I hate you.
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Author's Cup of Tea:
This is kind of a shitpost. I was bored and wanted to put something out. This is from a tiktok (again).