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Obsessed with the idea that lucifer has a very strange, tilted moral compass. Like he seems so squeamish about certain things. For example i can imagine him being terrible about seeing others in pain or hurt (how fragile sinners are, that’s scary!), which he thinks makes him an oddity among his people, thus proving hes better than the low life sinners who only want to hurt others and are worth very little. Do you see the spiral 😵💫
I’m increasingly worried by all the people on my dash calling themselves insane for loving stories in the way humans have loved stories our whole history. “The brain rot is spreading” — you mean you were changed by art? “I’m not normal about this” — you were moved by it? You felt human emotions about it? “I’m about to be so annoying” — you’re going to talk about art? You’re going to be passionate? You’re going to think deeply about it? You’re going to feel love for the work of someone’s soul? You are not a consumer and art is not a product to be casually used! You are a human and stories are the beating heart of our humanity! You must feel everything and you must know that it is normal!
alphys from memory :-)
the entire concept of eraserhead as a character makes me insane. a schoolteacher who teaches future superheroes, whose entire superpower is that he can turn off other people’s superpowers by looking at them – which like, first of all, way to win the “most useful power to have when you teach superpowered kids” lottery, but for entertainment value? fucking limitless. turns off all this student’s superpowers when they’re about to start the final round of a swimming contest (and probably blow up half the pool) because they’re in the pool past curfew. fights through his bones being literally ground to powder and keeps staring at the bad guy so he can’t hurt one of the kids. shows up to class the next day in a full body cast like it’s normal. accidentally pseudo-adopts (really adopts? canon is unclear) a seven-year-old because she’s got a dangerous superpower and he’s the only one qualified for the job. purposely pseudo-adopts a random student just because he likes the kid. and then you top it all off by making him the weirdest fucking barely functional 30-year-old on the planet and i’m just, completely and utterly smitten. i would die for him. i don’t want any anime to get adapted into other mediums but god do i want aizawa to be in everything just so people who don’t watch anime get to experience this absolute mess of a man too
Egon Spengler peak character development (got sillier)
when internet people are like “i love gothic literature but i hate anything that discusses incest, sexual violence, oppression, misogyny, abuse, torture, gore, murder, or death”
i cant listen to mcr on shuffle because it ends up going like this:
YEAHHHHHHHH DANCE PARTY YEAHHHHHH
i want to rip my hair out
gay gay homosexual gay gay homo homo homo hom
i. am. on. the. floor. my. stomach. hurts. and. i. am. crying. my. eyes. out
emo anthem
oooo demos and lives ooooo
Call me Albus the way I believe Scorpius can do no wrong
phannies every time there's a new video
Last thing before i go to sleep
Hot old men
HMMMMM
IM NORMAL OKAY?? COMPLETELY NORMAL!!
why is the old man from the movie Wonka (the most recent one) so GOD DAMN HOT??? I love accents! I love his accent! SO GOD DAMN- HMMMMMMMMMM!!!!
Preds who take immense pride in being preds, but not in a malicious way, rather in a protective way.
Preds who don't care what anyone says about them, they just care that their occupant is safe and comfy inside of them, frequently checking in to see how they're doing.
Maybe it's a pred-for-hire bodyguard situation, where the prey hires them to protect them, or the pred is just a protective friend who helps those they care about when they're in danger (or just need some comfort) by swallowing them down.
Either way, the pred takes pride in keeping them safe, and should anyone want to hurt their prey, they'll have to go through them first.