Regulus Is So Done - Tumblr Posts

evan creating a monster (barty) since he never tells him no

so the one time he does barty is an absolute child. this man had never heard the word no growing up from his mother(his main caregiver) and now the love of his life is telling him no???

and the no was about not letting barty light evan’s homework on fire so he wouldn’t have to do it

barty is scandalized. evan thinks it’s funny but “apologizes” to barty by having him set fire to one of regulus assignments (they get kicked out of the dorm for a weekend)(it was worth it)

you just know Sirius and Barty have matching sunglasses on that they put on in sync.

Nobody:

Sirius when jegulus: certified lover boy ? Certified pedophile.

James: ..

Regulus: ..

Barty: tryna strike a chord and it’s probably A minor

Regulus : can you not..?