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Thats my big poppa omg
bluecollar!reiner headcannons
word count: 725 [ 2 min 40 sec read] | ✪ content warnings: smut, kitchen sex, blue collar men :/ but a good one, p in v sex in general, fingering.. uhhh
bluecollar!reiner x black!reader / constructionworker!reiner x black!reader
✭ you and your blonde-headed personal bob the builder
bluecollar!reiner who does construction and pools.
bluecollar!reiner who sleeps like a LOG. like, has rolled over ontop of you on multiple instances and it’s taken having to literally slap him to wake him up.
bluecollar!reiner who absolutely throws down at cookouts and get togethers, you and your friends and family are just so good in the kitchen and babyboy needs to EAT.
bluecollar!reiner who works so hard because his favorite view of you is on a beach, or poolside at a fancy resort taking his cock in a risky, barely covered blind spot.
bluecollar!reiner who, 8/10 times cannot sleep without your manicured fingers scrubbing at his scalp or smooth palms scanning over his body and rubbing soothing circles.
bluecollar!reiner who sometimes brings you small bouquets if the landscape of the construction site he’s on has some pretty ones for the taking.
bluecollar!reiner who saved the petals from those flowers and proposed to you surrounded by them.
bluecollar!reiner who walks so hard for literally no reason. :/ like, he comes home late after pushing through the end of his customers pool build and i stg you think the rapture is occurring. it took you a few months of dating to get used to the fe-fi-fo-fum ass walking he does but even sometimes he still manages to wake you up.
reiner finally emerges in the bedroom after putting away his lunch box and heavy work boots to see his poor poor fiancé glaring at him from underneath a pillow.
“i woke ya’ didn’t i?”
“yes mister braun. you did.😐”
bluecollar!reiner who does that thing in the gym where he uses you as a weight for his pull ups sometimes. your lock screen is a photo of you smiling as reiner is doing a pull-up and you can see his abs on full display overhead.
bluecollar!reiner who looks forward to the massages you give him every night, working out the knots in his shoulder blades, soothing the aches in his biceps..
bluecollar!reiner who thanks you for the massages by doing you one better:
the plat plat plat of his dick sliding in and out of you resonates through the room, and your back is arching off the wall. reiner was supposed to be carrying you back to bed after a show and a massage on the couch, but here you are only halfway down the hall and coating his dick in cream.
“please please kiss me” you plead, feeling the knot in your stomach tighten and swell.
he huffs a little and between your deep kisses you can feel the stubble of his beard.
“reiiiii ‘m gonna cummmm” you whine, looking at him with that hazy glint in your eyes as you release on him.
“good girl, so so good for me doll.”
bluecollar!reiner who’s socials are empty besides a few photos of you or you and him and MAYBE a selfie.
bluecollar!reiner who you send video rants to throughout the day to keep him company while he works. he responds with videos of his own if he can.
you open the video reiner sent twenty minutes ago.
he’s propped his phone up on the back of his truck, his work shirt is absolutely covered in wet cement so as he’s responding to whatever you said in your previous video, he’s taking off his shirt and putting on a new one.
“.. oh yeah and lunch was amazing. not burnt or overcooked. thank you princess.”
his video ends after a quick wink and pop of his gum. meanwhile, you’re thinking about the way reiner was far from concerned about his lunch while you were trying to make it. he had you bent over the counter, knuckle deep in your cunt and tongue circling your clit. reiner wasn’t focused on anything besides the way your wetness was dripping down his arm, but you’re busy struggling to keep tell him about the food on the stove.
“r-rei baby.. i have- fuck.. i have your lunch for t-tomorrow- ah.. on the stoveee.”
“uh-huh.. god this pussy is so fucking delicious.” he says, only coming up for air for a brief second and continuing to ravage you.
bluecollar!reiner who has a photo of you on the dashboard of his work truck.
bluecollar!reiner who loves letting you ride him slow while he talks over the plans and spreadsheets for the next big project he has.
bluecollar!reiner who loves you to the moon and back and will build anything for you.
Just some Jock!Reiner thoughts lol
Haven’t proof read this plz be gentle with me
warnings: none
GN reader <3
To be quiet honest, you didn’t expect to be tutoring Reiner. You never thought he would even talk to you, let alone ask you for help studying. You had been at the top of your class ever since you were in young. Yeah you’d tutor some people here and there but the star football player could have help from anyone, why did he choose you?
The two of you spent time together whenever you could. He was busy with practice so you often met up when he was done.
You’d sip milkshakes together over textbooks, study vocabulary in the overhead light in his car, and you’d quiz him on the sidelines of practice.
He was as gentleman and drove you home every night as well. The one time when you tried to decline his ride, he said it was fine because he respects your boundaries BUT he just so happened to facetime you the entire time you walked home and didn’t hang up until you were home.
He would carry your books to class and carry your backpack for you :”)
Once Porco was like “hey your little nerd friend is here” and Reiners head shot straight up as he dropped the weights in his hands. The whole team laughed at him when he realized it was a prank. He was so excited to see you :(
This guy has big Himbo energy
He doesn’t understand why he cant just pick you up and carry you around when you say youre tired.
He likes when you come over to his house and just talk about your life and day or vent while he lifts weights.
Reiner gets upsets when you say you couldn’t help him study today because you had plans you made with another person, Big Golden Retriever Boy ™ is just so jealous that other people can be around you and not him.
He hypes you up!
Always compliments your mind and thoughts, and if you ever beat yourself up he wont stop gushing about how amazing you are.
Porco threatened to steal you from him as a joke so whenever he sees him talking to you he gets in between
Ok but imagine Reiner all sweaty and out of breath because he’s been running around the field and he takes a break and sits next to you. He pushes his hair away from his face and smiles at you.
Himbo!Reiner who’s been at the gym for 7 hours and decided to get you your favorite Starbucks drink on the ride home because he loves you! He cant even spell Starbucks half the time but he knows your order by heart <3
Picks you up so you. Don’t walk through puddles
Reiner Braun Relationship HC's
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Content: Pre-Marley Reiner x GN!Reader
Warnings: Spoilers for S4 part 2 at the end.
Notes: Hi all! I'm currently in finals week, and don't have any motivation to complete requests until finals are over. So accept this short headcanon for a fandom I haven't written for in months. All characters are 18+ here.
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Reiner at first would push you away if he felt you were getting too close. He didn't need to get attached to you, you were just some stupid island devil...
However, as his trauma mounts and his mind becomes more and more shattered and, split, if you will...eventually you make your way in
Truth be told, Reiner has no idea what's happening. One minute he was pushing you away, the next, suddenly you guys are cuddling?
Although you do feel...nice...and warm...and you smell so good...
Reiner is smitten. You have him wrapped around your little finger.
He would do anything for you - dare he say he might ditch Bertholdt for you.
Gives you the biggest kisses, right on the lips in front of everyone. Mostly because he loves you, but another small part of him loves claiming you as his. Ymir already took Christa, he's not going to let you slip away too.
Reiner loves hugging you from behind and kissing your cheek, he also loves being dramatic and kissing your hand while he kneels in front of you
He loves laying his head on your chest at night as you run your fingers through his hair.
He loves how you treat him so nicely and he can see the love in your eyes when you look at him
He loves how he feels so secure in your relationship, in your arms, with you, etc. he wouldn't trade it for the world.
However, what he doesn't love, is how you look up at him with fear, anger and betrayal as Marco is being eaten by a titan thirty feet away from you.
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Reiner Braun Relationship HC's 2
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Content: Post-Marley Reiner Braun x GN! Reader
Warnings: Simpage (from me), mentions of kidnapping, mentions of Marco, Zeke. Also slight suggestiveness at the end, but nothing explicit.
Notes: No S4 spoilers, even though this takes place in Marley. Anime watchers can read this 👍
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Okay so, a lot of this is going to be based off an rp between me and a friend you know who you are but I feel it's close enough to his character in S4, so bare with me
Reiner took you with him to Marley by force so now you're kinda stuck with him
If you can forgive him after the whole Marco/traitor thing, I would then this will be no problem for you
He's super serious in government meetings and anything pertaining to Titans and Paradis, but when with you he's anything but
Sometimes he needs to be held and told he's okay, sometimes he wants to take you out for a walk, sometimes he just needs your presence with him but don't talk to him...it depends
I feel like he would tell you what's going on within the government and what's happened over at Paradis, even though he's not supposed to and you both could be killed for it
He only does that so you're in the loop and are safe. Although, since you'd be from Paradis, I doubt the government wouldn't make good use of you.
Reiner would do anything to make sure they wouldn't send you back over to Paradis, or make you fight again. Obviously this can only extend so far, unless you gain the favor of Zeke. But that's a discussion for another day.
Reiner would still like some PDA, or just being semi clingy in general, as you're one of his only lights of happiness. But he wants the PDA to be restricted to hand holding in front of Gabi and the others.
He's going to lean on you a lot more in Marley than he ever did in Paradis, and it might be a little overwhelming, maybe annoying, but he's a broken man and is just trying to make you happy while also trying to be happy himself.
He can get jealous pretty easily - he's always worried about losing you. So when he sees you with Zeke once you've gained his favor, he's going to start comparing himself and the older man. He's going to lash out at you and Zeke for it, but will really only beg for forgiveness from you. Please show him the wonderful ways of communicating problems.
When you're alone and you grab his tits chest, he might give you a confused look before letting you continue to mess with him. He doesn't understand your fixation with his chest, but if it makes you happy, they're all yours.
Reiner please give me a chance I beg of you
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I’m mentally loosing my mind and the only thing keeping me sane is Reiner so, Imagine Reiner taking the day off to just pamper you he spends whole day cuddling you making sure you eat and take your meds his whole mission for the day is to make sure you are mentally and physically okay. he wants you to stop thinking for the rest of the day he just wants you to have a day off, all day is about you, if you want wild berries from Australia he’s finding a way to get them no matter what any movie you want to watch he’s okay with it all he cares about is you being mentally okay. And ounce you fall asleep he’s going to pause the movie and cuddle with you stroking ur hair and placing a kiss on your forehead before he starts to snore.
Thinking about Reiner &. Overstim. 🥸
how he’d nearly claw at you when you said it was too much. how you’d lost count of how many times you’ve cum. his hands firm around your hips to keep you in place.
“You begged me to fuck you, didn’t you? why are you being such a brat about it. be good and take it.”
as he bends your legs back into a deep mating press, big hands tracing over your waist &. hips while his teeth sink into your shoulder. <3 yeah.