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just pissed so hard?? that i cried?? 🥀

hi imma ramble for a sec bc i have no one to talk to about it irl LMAO

not to sound like an astro nut however every. fucking. mercury. retrograde. my dms are flooded like every guy from my past i’ve ever talked to flocks back and now i’ve got my ex, some old boy toys, and a new girl who i’m p sure is catfishing me all up in my business.

and like i wouldn’t mind bc, u know, i’m a whore however my friends would kill me if i hooked up with my ex, 2 of my boy toys have fooled around with my other friends and i don’t want to break girl code (but they both want to link this weekend and idk how to say no or even if i want to say no and i’m too scared to ask my friends who’ve been involved with them if they would be cool with it), the other boy toy lives too far and idk him well, and the girl is super sweet but i don’t know her at all and it seems sus.

but being back into fan fiction has got me so lonely and [redacted] plus school is so stressful im thinking i just take the chance and go for the safest option

so that’s my week how are y’all doing?? im always looking for more friends on here but i’m shy and awkward so if u want to be mutuals or just talk regularly hmu!!

good morning to all my lovely single people out there here's ur reminder that u do NOT need a counterpart and today is YOUR day, because you are a BAD ‼️ BITCH ‼️

don’t cancel me for this but i feel like daichi listens to only one (1) rap artist and it’s Da Baby 😔

the “bc you can’t remember which hand is left” plZ DONT COME FOR ME LIKE THAT

Bimbo gf’s <3

REQS ARE CLOSED!

req: Hi can you do ine about iwaizumi , suna , atsumu and Samu having a bimbo girlfriend 

+ i added aran

Tags: bimbo!reader, dilf iwa, dumbification, borderline sugar daddy astumu, oral sex, sweet doting husband osamu, daddy suna, dream daddy aran, 

a/n: you came to the right person. from - ‘spikesbimbothotdumblittlebabygf’ - @explvrer , @selfishwitch thk you for helping me bbies. <3

Hajime Iwaizumi(ok made him a dilf, oops )

He doesn’t know how he got a pretty little thing like you, all bc he knocked someone out a bar bc they wouldn’t leave you alone. Spoiler! just bc your tits are out doesn’t mean you want it.

Luckily he was raised right, and had him off of you in a second after seeing your face in distress.

Insisting that you repaid him as he walked you home, knowing he’s been trying his best not to eye you up every time he drops by the bar, a little grin appearing on your face. 

Leaning into him, hands wondering all over his body while he was trying to be as gentlemanly as possible, ignoring how hard you got him. But you noticed, and before he knew it your lips were wrapped around his cock.

He doesn’t know what to do with you sometimes, clinging onto his arm in public, the way you innocently wear you tiny little tops with your tits borderline spilling out.

Catching everyone’s unwanted attention, wondering how an ‘old man’ like him got you, the prettiest thing he and them have ever laid their eyes on.

If you weren’t the brightest now, you definitely weren’t when his cock was inside you.

 Seeing your eyes go so hazy as his cock was splitting you open, only mumbling out his name like it was the only word you knew reminded him of the fact that he was the only one to take care of you. 

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me: “eww no are wattpad ppl srsly moving to tumblr”

also me: a person who moved from wattpad to tumblr

motivation to write: aquired

let’s see if it will last me the entire fic(s) cause i gots one that is like 1/2 way done but i kinda lost motivation for it and another that i rlly wanna write but havent thought out yet

might post tn but who knows 🥺☝️

not to self deprecate on the tl but

thinking about how much of a stallion i would be if i didn’t have to take my meds from such an early age. like maybe i would have been tall and proportionate?? but now i’m 5’7” with linebacker shoulders, legs that take up 3/4 of my body, and a rib cage that stretches farther than the pacific. and there’s nothing wrong with those attributes (personally i think wide shoulders and long legs are sexy asf on any body type) except for the fact that the rest of my body got the memo like “shit i guess we ain’t growing anymore” idk i just feel very bulky in a body that was expecting to be lean and long

ok ty for letting me vent dw i know im still a bad bitch but i wish i could have not stunted my growth at age 12 and you know be tall like i was meant to be. i feel like all the hq babes would like muscular women but especially like iwa, kuroo, lev, noya, yams, bokuto, and probz aran would take me to the gym with them, or kiss my sore muscles, let me play wrestle them and they actually have to put up a fight (except for like iwa, aran, and bo bc they could probably throw me but the rest are fair game), and brag about me to their athlete friends about how i could probably lift more than them even tho i probably cant... ok got wayyyy too carried away but i think i made myself feel better?

the MSBY jackals: *exist*

me:

COULD I TAKE THEM IN A FIGHT?

yes absolutely easy money: atsumu, ennoshita he’d probably like it, futakuchi, goshiki, kenma, kindaichi, lev, sakusa, shirabu, tadeka, tanaka, and the tsukishima brothers

probably, but I would never dream of laying a finger on them: asahi, hinata, inuoka, kai, koganegawa, yachi, and yamaguchi

fair fight idk: akaashi, alisa, daishō, fukunaga, hanamaki, konoha, kunimi, kuroo, oikawa, sugawara, suna, and ukai (jr)

most likely not: daichi, hoshiumi, kageyama, kita, matsukawa, nishinoya, osamu, reon, semi, terushima, ushijima, and yamamoto

no way in hell, wouldn’t even try: aone, aran, bokuto, iwaizumi, kiyoko, kyotani, tendō, ukai (sr), and yaku

i hope no ones done this yet (plz let me know if someone has) but hinata trying to seduce kageyama into buying a whole plane ticket for some hole