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TKC presents.. "Good Magician"
Carter: Six tombs in six years; Been kicked out of every place
Sadie: Every spell I ever do is wrong; Don't know which House I belong; Every monster on my case
Carter: The same old story; The same old song
Sadie: "Don't host gods; Don't summon Set; Be strong"
Carter: I keep my wand up; I keep my sword down; But it all ends up with strife
Sadie: With "PACK YOUR BAGS, KANE KIDS! TO THE HOUSE OF LIIIIFE!!!
Carter: I NEVER TRY TO DO ANYTHING!!!
Sadie: I NEVER MEANT TO HOST AAANY GODS!!!
Both: I SWEAR! I SWEAR! I'M A MAGICIAN!! MAGICIAN!! WHO'S HAD A BAD RUN!!!
Riordan version “I’ve Got A Dream”
Percy: YOU’RE GONNA DIE, FIERRO!
Alex: HA! TOO LATE FOR THAT, BLUEBOY!
*As a horde of teens grabs Alex, Magnus quickly throws Jack at Percy, hitting Percy in the back of the head with the sword’s hilt.*
Magnus: WHAT THE LIVING HELHEIM?! I JUST CAME HERE FOR A GOOD TIME WITH THIS OTHER WEIRDO! I HAVEN’T SEEN MIDGARD IN YEARS AND THIS IS WHAT I GET?! A BUNCH OF DEMI-JERKS AND MAGICAL MURDERERS?! HAVEN’T ANY OF YOU EVER HAD A DREAM?!
*Percy turns to the blonde and menacingly pulls out Riptide*
Alex: *Laughing nervously * Oh ho ho, he gone.
Percy: *Inhales deeply* I had a dream once...HIT THE MUSIC, GROVER!
I’m stuck with gods who hate me!
And Mr D berates me!
Seems as though my days aren’t getting any brighteeer!
But once my Dad is gone,
And nothing in Manhattan’s wrong
Then I can finally go and be a WRITEER!
Can’t you see my writing ‘bout my travels?
Watching the young children’s faces gleam?
Yes, I love being a hero!
But after Kronos, Luke, and Nero,
I wanna go and achieve my own dream!
Everyone:
He’s got a dream!
He’s got a dream!
Alex: ...What in the f-?
Percy:
See, I’m way much more of a geek than I seeeem!
The pen’s stronger than the sword!
I’ll use a pen-name! Like Riord...an!
Like all these other guys
I’ve got a dream!
Carter:
I am awkward, shy, and nerdy!
My looks aren’t truly purdy!
And demons always chase me cada díaaa!
But when I get the guts to try it
And when my sister’s finally quiet!
Sadie: NEVEEEER!!!
Carter:
Then I’ll finally go on date with Ziaaaa!
Can’t you see us two down at the mall?
Enjoying the lack of Horus and his screams?
Though my mind’s the most strategic,
I just want this girl from Egpyt!
‘Cause way down deep inside,
I’ve got a dream!
Sadie: *Cradling a nervous Alex*
He’s got a dream!
Carter:
I’ve got a dream!
Sadie: *Tossing Alex over her shoulders*
He’s got a dream!
Carter:
I’ve got a dream!
Sadie: *Singing to Magnus*
He really needs to boost his self-esteeeem!
Carter:
Though I’m not as godly as Bast,
I just hope this love will last!
Both Kanes:
Like every one of us,
We’ve got a dream!
Apollo/Lester:
Meg wants to kill “the Beast” and be a florist!
Thalia: *With the other hunters backing her up in harmony*
In the constellations, us hunters wish to joooin!
Chris:
Capture the Flag, Clarisse will win!
Walt:
Felix chilling with penguins!
Frank:
No more deaths!
Hazel:
No more kills!
Reyna:
No more monsters, no more thrills!
Jason, Piper, and Leo: *Dramatically posing above the emo*
And Nico can fi-na-lly get it on with Wiiiill!
Nico: *Pulls down his hood* Screw you guys.
Alex: Oh my Odin, just throw me off of the World Tree already.
Percy: *Snickers* And what about you, Cabbagehead?
Alex: Excuse me, Campboy?
Carter: What’s your dream?
Alex: HA! NO! NOPE! No no no! AIn’t doing this! Not singing. No way.
*Every camper, magician, and warrior point their weapon at Alex*
Alex: *Awkwardly dancing*
Okay, so I have dreams, but with less feels
I want to get ‘em, but let’s be real,
They’re not exactly realistic, ma’ams and misters!
Nico: You suck at rhyming.
Alex: SHUT THE FU...Lemme finish.
After I’m finished up with Chase,
I’m gonna punch my dad in the face!
And go and eat falafels with my sister!
Magnus:
I’ve got a dream!
Everyone:
He’s got a dream!
Magnus:
I’ve got a dream!
Everyone:
He’s got a dream!
Magnus:
I just want see my cousin and be freeee!
Never thought I would get this far!
I’m so glad that I ditched Asgard!
Like all you guys and gals,
I’ve got a dream!
Everyone:
She's got a dream! He's got a dream! They've got a dream! We've got a dream!
See we’re not grand or godly as we seem!
Percy:
A big, weird team!
Carter:
Yeah, we’re annnoying
Sadie:
Lacking insight!
Percy:
But at least we’re better than “Twilight”!
Everyone:
‘Cause way down deep inside
We’ve got a dream!
Percy:
I’ve got a dream!
Carter:
I’ve got a dream!
Alex: *Sarcastically joining in*
I’ve got a dream
I’ve got a dream
I’ve got a dream
Magnus:
I’VE GOT A DREAM!
Everyone:
Yes, way down deep inside,
I'VE GOT A DREAM!
Alex:...This is gonna be a long trip, isn’t it?
Magnus: *Shrugs* Guess so!
The Heroes of the Riordanverse Pt 1
Left to Right: Magnus, Percy, Carter, Sadie