Humanity Has Finally Found A Way To Communicate With Crabs, We Realize They're Smarter Than Us. Now That

Humanity has finally found a way to communicate with crabs, we realize they're smarter than us. Now that they know we know, what are they going to do?

It starts slowly, the crabs begin to make their way into the cities. They order at our restaurants, shop in our clothing stores, attend our schools, and constantly complain that no accommodations have been made for them. Soon, there are crab rallies, a whole movement for crab civil rights, an entire political party forms that is solely made of crabs. They apply for crab jobs, run crab businesses, bills are passed to stop crab fishing. Eventually, they infiltrate the government; crabs have taken over. For their crimes against crabs, humans are banished to the ocean, where they will later evolve into mermaids and declare war on Crab Nation.

Emma: All the sudden I just got a random burst of energy, and I think it’s my body’s last hurrah before it completely shuts down.

Daniel: When we found Peggy, it was like an angelic choir singing down from heaven.

Daniel: We found Jack wandering outside a Walmart at two am.

My brother and I had a game called “run around in circles time”

Exactly what it sounds like, we would run in a circle in the middle of the living room making it tighter and tighter until one or both of us slip and fall, at which point we would lay on the carpet and spin ourselves in circles with our legs until we give ourselves rugburn.

in complete hysterics over this

If I did one of those “send me a word and I’ll respond with an sentence from my WIPs with that word” things, would you guys participate?

I would like to take a moment today to wish a very happy birthday to Annabeth Chase!

Following her canon birth year she would be 29 years old today!