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Humanity has finally found a way to communicate with crabs, we realize they're smarter than us. Now that they know we know, what are they going to do?
crab rave
Every night you dream that you talk to a genie, when you wake up you can't remember what you wished for. One morning you wake up with a giant crab pincer replacing your right arm. What do you do? Chop fruit into tiny pieces or make paper figures.
Humanity has finally found a way to communicate with crabs, we realize they're smarter than us. Now that they know we know, what are they going to do?
Kill us for killing all of their brethren. Lol. Idk I’m not that great at writing. Just telling and speaking stories and speaking about what’s on my mind. 😁 thx for the opportunity to try to become apart of this community tho. L&L (love and light). Hope y’all have a great one.
Every night you dream that you talk to a genie, when you wake up you can't remember what you wished for. One morning you wake up with a giant crab pincer replacing your right arm. What do you do?
The year is 2184, average earth temperature has doubled, only a few million people remain on earth. A green-movement managed to travel back to 2022. What are they doing?
X: Bad Humor (Can I legally call it humor?) I didn’t double check for spelling.
“Sasha! Get back here!” Blizzard yelled.
Sasha, the one in question, was lagging behind and looking at every store she passed. “Wait, I’m trying that Boba thingy from the history books!” The younger of the two replied.
Blizzard just sighed and retorted, “We have Boba Tea at Home!”
This caused Sasha to whisper to herself in an upset manner, “Not everywhere.” She then continued but raised her voice for Blizzard to hear. “The Boba back home sucks! It tastes like paper.”
Scoffing, Blizard responded like the answer was obvious. “That’s because the cups and straws are paper. You only have a few minutes, at best, to drink before it leaks. That’s why cold drinks barely ever get ordered anymore. It’s not worth the-”. Cutting her off, Sasha finished the sentence whilst rolling her eyes. “It’s not worth the brain freeze, I know.”
“Whatever”, Blizzard drops the subject, feeling dejected. “We aren’t here to argue about such trivial matters.” Sasha actually agreed with Blizzard for a change, stating, “You’re right! We’re to mess up the freakin’ timeline, not debate.” Blizzard chuckled at Sasha’s brashness and started walking again.
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After an hour of walking around the mall, both women finally figure out that a building isn’t automatically the White House just because it’s white. The only reason they figured it out was because the old man that looked like former President Joe Biden wasn’t surrounded by any security. And the fact that he had a prosthetic leg may have helped too.
“I mean, it isn’t that big of a deal.” Sasha tries to light up the mood but ultimately failed. Blizzard glares as she retorts, “How could it not be a big deal?”.
Sasha is quick to respond, “Well, even if that was Joe Biden, how would it help?”
“Wha-”
“The 46th President of the United States dies by the end of his term. And this is that year, right?” Sasha asked.
“No. It is currently 2022 and the end of his term is in 2024. This is exactly why I told you to do your research!” Blizzard informs the other.
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“Okay! Plan B.” Sasha breaths out as she tries, keyword being tries, to work the old computer. The two of them were able to buy a Apple iMac, which was 27-inches, for only $1,799.99 dollars!
“Are you sure this is gonna work?” Blizzard asks, looking nervous. Sasha, on the other hand, was fairly confident that a YouTube video would be the best way to get publicity.
“What’s up guys! Sasha here, ready to dish out the future’s forecast!” Don’t judge the girl she’s only seen a few videos on the so-called “YouTube” and every person talked like this.
Blizzard put her hand on her forehead while shake her head. If they screwed up, death would be waiting for them back home. Not because of exile or anything like this that, oh no! It’s because the planet is currently dying and the food ran out a week ago!
Sasha shared who they were, the current situation in the year 2184 and multiple theories of how to help defuse the situation. Most of the theories came from the scientists they had left but she also included her personal favorite, kill every person who litters or uses plastic!!! Hehehehehehehehehe *ahem* Sasha isn’t thirsty for blood. It’s okay! Anywho, she also shared why Blizzard is named Blizzard. Her parents were praying for a Blizzard since they lived in Florida. Double the heat of regular Florida, Florida. What Blizzard’s parents didn’t know is that God wasn’t listening because he got tired of it. God be a savage like that. Plus, it’s humankind’s fault anyway and God isn’t human, he just created all of humanity. Which kinda means he created all of the problems? NO! Stop! Ummmmmmmm look, it’s a pigeon.
There’s no pigeon.
They went extinct 56 years ago.
Humanity has finally found a way to communicate with crabs, we realize they're smarter than us. Now that they know we know, what are they going to do?
Overthrow us, duh. The Great World War of Humans is what it will be called when humanity looses.
Maybe they’ll raise us like cattle but I don’t wanna think about that possibility (even though it’s not a real possibility).
Every night you dream that you talk to a genie, when you wake up you can't remember what you wished for. One morning you wake up with a giant crab pincer replacing your right arm. What do you do?
Light a candle in gratitude that I’m left-handed. In the meantime, I could use my new claw to clear brush for elderly folk that really need better ‘defensible space’. There’s probly people who need their nuts crushed.
The year is 2184, average earth temperature has doubled, only a few million people remain on earth. A green-movement managed to travel back to 2022. What are they doing?
Every night you dream that you talk to a genie, when you wake up you can't remember what you wished for. One morning you wake up with a giant crab pincer replacing your right arm. What do you do?
Go back to sleep...just for another 5 minutes, I swear...zzzz....zzzz....
Every night you dream that you talk to a genie, when you wake up you can't remember what you wished for. One morning you wake up with a giant crab pincer replacing your right arm. What do you do?
Release the crab. It's crab time
Humanity has finally found a way to communicate with crabs, we realize they're smarter than us. Now that they know we know, what are they going to do?
They’ll take the opportunity to throw us into pots and boil us alive instead of them. They’ll be absolutely LIVID once they figure out what the hell we’re doing to them LMAO. Example(crabs internal monologue)
Crab: “are they boiling us??? Putting us in sushi??? Be fucking fr😑”
They will find a way to get revenge. It’ll only be a matter of time.😈
Edit: this is not how I write. WHO THE HELL WROTE THIS???? WAS I HACKED??????
Every night you dream that you talk to a genie, when you wake up you can't remember what you wished for. One morning you wake up with a giant crab pincer replacing your right arm. What do you do?
I go become friends with the king of crabs. Then the next night the genie comes in my dream again. I don't remember what I asked for but when I wake up, the king of crabs gives me my own place in its kingdom and starts treating me as a royal. The crab has a partner who also treats me as I'm royalty. And the the genie comes again.
The next morning, I'm no longer in the crab world but I'm part of the creatures which eats crabs. And I'm flying with my group. My group has an idea of killing the same crabs who showed me hospitality. I kill my group one by one in front if the crabs to gain their trust. And ever since those crabs have built me a statue and treated me like their own.
Humanity has finally found a way to communicate with crabs, we realize they're smarter than us. Now that they know we know, what are they going to do? Maybe they’ll eat us in sushi or cakes? Perhaps take over our houses and force us to live in meager shells? No. I for one believe that crabs would want to work together with us to better life on planet Earth.
The year is 2184, average earth temperature has doubled, only a few million people remain on earth. A green-movement managed to travel back to 2022. What are they doing?
Every night you dream that you talk to a genie, when you wake up you can't remember what you wished for. One morning you wake up with a giant crab pincer replacing your right arm. What do you do?
I PARTY BABYYYYYYY!!!
Every night you dream that you talk to a genie, when you wake up you can't remember what you wished for. One morning you wake up with a giant crab pincer replacing your right arm. What do you do?
The year is 2184, average earth temperature has doubled, only a few million people remain on earth. A green-movement managed to travel back to 2022. What are they doing?
Every night you dream that you talk to a genie, when you wake up you can't remember what you wished for. One morning you wake up with a giant crab pincer replacing your right arm. What do you do?
The year is 2184, average earth temperature has doubled, only a few million people remain on earth. A green-movement managed to travel back to 2022. What are they doing?
Breaking into small specialized groups they are revealing knowledge to influence society to stir away from destructive practices. Hearts are being softened by compassionate service and meaningful dialogue. Clarity into our current situation is provoking the otherwise silent powers to awaken their gifts and put away ego driven mindsets of others.
Every night you dream that you talk to a genie, when you wake up you can't remember what you wished for. One morning you wake up with a giant crab pincer replacing your right arm. What do you do?
At first glance I freak out. I mean it is the expected reaction in a situation like this. Pinching my brain, I'm trying to piece back my dream from the night before. What did I say to that damn genie?!
That's where it hit me. I wanted to meet the one and only Kim Namjoon of BTS. What does he like? CRABS!