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03 : NEW INTRODUCTIONS
MADE TO BE MINE : A SCARA X READER SMAU 🎥














synopsis !
with all the drama that happened ( that he caused ) and all the things you lost ( that he lost ), you promised yourself that you'd leave everything in the past... so why is the famous youtuber with two million subscribers, music major and ex lover kuni, suddenly back in your life? why is he now back, intruding into your long-anticipated campaign with RAIDENTERTAINMENT? and why is yae telling you that he’ll be doing it with you?
notes & facts !
timestamps don't matter here
ei never knew that you and kuni used to date
yup, you couldn't bear to delete his contact -> lied to yoimiya
heizou thought it was just with yae and ei
reactions on twt in the next chapter, lmk if you'd like a cameo. all you have to do is go wtf
taglist !
@zuyoo @soleillunne @xiaosonlybeloved @achlysis @gekkow @lxkeeeee @ilyuu @miko1ly @mondaymelon @snobwaffles @juulica @raingoesboomboom @the-ghost-0f-t0m0 @coquettemaiden @sakiimeo @kyouzki @supernova25 @ynverse @thenightsflower @darthvada @danhenglovebot taglist open, send ask/comment to be on taglist!
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05 : I DON'T THINK I CAN DO THIS ANYMORE
MADE TO BE MINE : A SCARA X READER SMAU 🎥
there is a swirling pit of nauseating, vomit-inducing self control that settles in your stomach as you piece together the least fake smile you can muster — at least, after what ei had announced with such quiet, barely-contained excitement and a soft smile on her face.
you wanted to throw up.
scaramouche, your mentor? kuni, your mentor?
you’d rather die.
you suspected that ei had no idea the history the two of you brought, that contributed to the tension of the table, and any of the reasons why you were so skittish around her son. kun- scaramouche, you caught yourself, was probably also not the reason for this pairing. he looked just as disgruntled as you.
yae clinked her glass against ei’s, and you looked up from your text with heizou. everybody else was laughing, cheering; there felt like a thinly veiled mask of sympathy from the men, however.
i mean, who in their right mind would place their ex with themselves — willingly, too?
i don’t think this is going to go well, i’m just setting myself up for failure.
come on. you had to at least try.
if i continue with this, will it destroy any career that i have? will my face of disappointment, of hurt over our relationship, be too obvious? will i fail miss ei and miss yae? will i disappoint scara?
but why, why did his opinion matter so much to you? you hated him, you despised him; after the sourness that your relationship ended with. you wanted nothing to do with him.
“(y/n), are you alright?” heizou whispered, rubbing his thumb against the back of your hand in an attempt to console you. you swallowed back the contempt.
“i’m fine.” you couldn’t look heizou in the eye. the streamer had a knack for discerning whether you were being truthful or not, and you couldn’t handle the embarrassment of yae and ei knowing that you hated their decision.
“no you’re not.”
“heizou, i’m fine.” the last word came out bitingly harsh, and you bit back a hiss. heizou recoiled, bringing his hand back onto his lap and crossing his legs. a flash of hurt briefly appeared on his face, disappearing as quickly as it came. i’m sorry, zou.
you smoothed your hair back and tried to focus on what yae was saying.. but the thought of spending time with scaramouche clouded your mind.
maybe i should quit before this gets worse for both of us.









synopsis !
with all the drama that happened ( that he caused ) and all the things you lost ( that he lost ), you promised yourself that you'd leave everything in the past... so why is the famous youtuber with two million subscribers, music major and ex lover kuni, suddenly back in your life? why is he now back, intruding into your long-anticipated campaign with RAIDENTERTAINMENT? and why is yae telling you that he’ll be doing it with you?
notes & facts !
timestamps don't matter here
yes, yn is genuinely considering leaving
scara's priv account name provides a tiny bit of context
cameos !
@naraven
taglist !
@zuyoo @soleillunne @xiaosonlybeloved @achlysis @gekkow @lxkeeeee @ilyuu @miko1ly @mondaymelon @snobwaffles @juulica @raingoesboomboom @the-ghost-0f-t0m0 @coquettemaiden @sakiimeo @kyouzki @supernova25 @ynverse @thenightsflower @darthvada @danhenglovebot @nnasv @sammybeefangirls @reikofruitloops
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06 : ALL I ASK OF YOU
MADE TO BE MINE — SCARA X READER SMAU 🎥











end of act i.

synopsis !
with all the drama that happened ( that he caused ) and all the things you lost ( that he lost ), you promised yourself that you'd leave everything in the past... so why is the famous youtuber with two million subscribers, music major and ex lover kuni, suddenly back in your life? why is he now back, intruding into your long-anticipated campaign with RAIDENTERTAINMENT? and why is yae telling you that he’ll be doing it with you?
notes & facts !
timestamps don't matter here
yahay! yn is back!
if you look closely at the timestamps of the twitter, it should give you a bit of drama :")
thanks for sticking around! act 2 out soon!
taglist !
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🩵🖤💜
that's a wrap! — 🎬 [scaramouche x fem!reader]
![That's A Wrap! [scaramouche X Fem!reader]](https://64.media.tumblr.com/529b44394f5dd8b453ca9d0971d93971/851befa80d41ea14-ba/s500x750/24a9c4cede18c831058afacc8ff5ef4ef0799ad3.jpg)
rising actor and well-known rapper, kunikuzushi opens up about his love life during an interview with the yae publishing house! the young actor revealed that his dedication to his role as the second male lead made him break things off with his girlfriend! read more to find out here.
genres. modern au, romance, comedy, angst, exes to lovers, kuni is a celebrity, socmed + narrations
status. on-going [05.13.23]
taglist. open, reply to this post if you want to be added
playlist. music i listen too while i write
notes.
will be using fem pronouns for the reader!
inconsistent updates
grammatical and typographical errors
the idols/pictures used are only faceclaims and serves as placeholders. they do not define the look of the reader or the characters in any way
do not mind the timestamps unless stated otherwise
![That's A Wrap! [scaramouche X Fem!reader]](https://64.media.tumblr.com/c5cff94a461679e945f49b813ee36094/851befa80d41ea14-09/s500x750/132dd06172faa5fcf57ddc5103ff430b4e11b364.png)
TRAILERS —
teaser 1
teaser 2
STARRING —
anemo
anti-anemo /hj
EPISODES —
one
two
three
four
five
six
seven
eight
nine
ten
eleven
twelve
thirteen
fourteen
fifteen
sixteen
seventeen
eighteen
nineteen
twenty
tba
EXTRA EPISODES —
random anemo tweets
kuniyn photoshoot bts
random anemo bubble chats
tba
first winter with you (a year ago)
aether's fan acc?
![That's A Wrap! [scaramouche X Fem!reader]](https://64.media.tumblr.com/e794f6be8ee73366d7f6813923fd76e4/851befa80d41ea14-0c/s500x750/034c933b7a06536658b28c98bf61d4318f2b3ae6.png)
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Wanderer roughly pinning your hands atop your head as he kitty liked you neck. This entire thing was a test of your patience, a punishment. His tongue took long strides up and down from your neck to your collarbone. Hearing your desperate, hushed whimpers that were whispered into his ears encouraged him to go further, experiment a bit more, testing your limits.
Soon he started biting at your soft precious skin. On your neck, collarbone and even nipples, hearing you cry out his name he was over the fucking moon. He nudged his knee rather aggressively in-between your legs, catching you off guard and forcing out a moan. He leaned close and chuckled into your ear.
Now, one hand holding your wrists above your head, while the other circles your nipples, even pinching a few times (if he feels like it), his thigh was still nudging closer to your core while you tried your best to get as much friction as you could, by rubbing on his thigh, ahhh~ such cute little futile attempts.
His mouth was busy making out with you, shoving his tongue past your pretty lips, all covered and coated in a mixture of saliva, as he french kissed you. He continued his ministrations everywhere else too, even suddenly halting a few times to really edge you. Hearing your please, whines and cries just made him want to edge you more. Seeing you so desperate for his cock just made it harder for him to keep his pants from soiling with his cum.
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scara as your bf (smau)










bf scara who refused to initiates affection without dropping insults first but when he does he's not gonna let go of you any time soon.
bf scara the literal dynamic of "hates everyone else but you"
bf scara who have a private account on both twitter and insta that no one knows even you, where he can post you freely like his own personal diary (づ  ̄ ³ ̄)づ
bf scara who never fails to tease you for being too cliché but has the most corniest and cheeseist caption under a picture of you (on his private account ofc)
bf scara who can't help but curse under his breath every time he sees you waiting for him on your guys date because of how pretty you are (˵ •̀ ᴗ - ˵ ) ✧
"holy fuck, pretty face literally asking me to put a ring on that finger already"
but of course he wouldn't admit that out loud it'll ruin his cool persona.
bf scara. who can't help but confess and thank you while you're deep asleep at night, words buried deep down in his throat the whole day that it couldn't help but be poured out knowing the quietness and deepness of the dark would help him keep his secret hidden in the night..
bf scara who may not be the bestest with flowery words but he's so good with his actions, returning your affection if not more, always servicing you if you need to, giving you the greatest gift.
he refused to accept that someone can treat you better than he can,
because no one can treat you so fucking good except for bf scara.
Notes: a very late valentine's post
Not So Meant To Be
Pairing: Scaramouche x gn!reader Genre/AU/Trope: Angst(y’all should know this by now), Royalty AU Warnings: Explicit language, yelling, crying, self-harm WC:1k Summary: Prince Scara would forever be your rival. But what if one day, your heart doesn’t think the same? A.N: Birthday fix for my lovely mootie, @simonisferal / @kuni-coded HAPPY BIRTHDAY POOKIE I LOBE YOU (I also know like little to no lore so this fic will probably not include much of it) Song rec: Let You Break My Heart Again - Laufey, Creep - Radiohead

Way long before you could understand the feelings of love, there was a boy. And just as he was a boy to you, you were just another kid to him.
You met that boy on the borderlines. Beat up and barely able to walk. Covered in blood. Someone else’s or even possibly his own. You called your parents over in horror and shock. The three of you quickly returned to your hut with the boy in tow. Each of you took turns at nursing him back into good health.
When he awoke, he didn’t talk much. He was more of a curious little child. His precious little eyes would shine when presented with something new and no matter how many times you told him he didn’t have to, he’d help.
But good things always come to an end. Long before the awakening of the sky and the birds harmonious cries, he up and left your tiny little hut and cast you aside.
All that was left was the tiny doll you made for him and a small little note.
“I’m sorry.”
That morning when you awake and found your second bed empty, you didn’t know what to think. You thought that things were finally beginning to bond but maybe it was all your wishful thinking.
These days you wonder where that boy is. How is he doing? Where has he gone? What has become of him? When will you see him again? Why did he leave? How old is he now? But that’s not what matters.
The enemies are at the borders just like they were all those years ago. Trying to wage another war. They just won’t back down will they?
You lost your parents in the last war. Around the time that the little boy left, your parents were slaughtered for hiding an enemy. But how were you supposed to know that? By now you have risen. From the bottom to the top. A mere commoner into a proud general. The King’s most trusted aid.
His majesty had decided to send you and your troops to negotiate with the opposing side.
But upon your arrival, you were awestruck. You had heard about the beauty of the princess of Inazuma, but the prince was ephemeral. His beauty was unmatched to all you’ve ever seen.
When he began speaking it was like a sweet melody that you’d been yearning for for years. You didn’t even notice that he was waiting for your reply until your right hand man, Cyno, nudged your side.
Your eyes finally left the prince’s lips and your eyes met. “I’m sorry, what was that you said?” You eventually spoke as you cleared your throat.
The prince’s eyebrows grew closer and his frown increased. “Are you even taking me serious at all General (y/l/n)?”
You cleared your throat once more. “Of course I’m taking you seriously. I just got a little… distracted is all.” Your eyes flickered to his lips and back to his eyes again. “Would you care to tell me what you had stated previously again?”
He sighed with a shake of his head and continue his speech. “I said… It is I, Prince Kunikuzushi, and I’d like to have a discussion between us. I’m sure that we can both agree that war is not something that we wish for. So please, let’s discuss matters and call a truce shall we?”
A smirk spread across your face as you looked up to meet his eyes once more. “How about a duel. None of our men have to be involved. Just the two of us. What do you say?”
“Are you trying to cause a war!?” Kunikuzushi glared at you with a deep scowl on his face. How could you ask such a question in matters like these? Were you insane?
Your smirk slowly turned into a full blown smile. “Exactly. We don’t want a war. So why are you on our borderlines anyway. If it weren’t for your kingdom consistently trying to cross boundaries, none of us would be here.”
Kuni’s eyes bore into yours, causing them to burn. “Us!? We’ve tried every way to keep to ourselves and prosper with even our enemies. But no. We simply wanted to use a trade route and your leader — being the little bitch he is-”
“Don’t you talk about our king like that!!!”
“Then how else should I!? He’s consistently calling us burglars and thugs. We want no more than to have the same rights as our allies do. We can barely use a waterway without my people being attacked and terrorized. How would you feel if this were to happen to you?”
You must admit, you were left in shock. You never thought that there’d be another reason why the people of Inazuma kept entering your kingdom. Maybe you had been blindsided after all.
“I understand your worries, sire.” You spoke up “But I must discuss matters with His Majesty. Why don’t you accompany us back to the city. Not with your entire army of course. But you and a small troop shall be fine.”
Suspicion filled his eyes as you talked. “And how do I know you won’t try anything.”
“I swear on my oath of loyalty to His Majesty that me and my troops will bring you no harm.”
Kuni seemed to ease up upon hearing your words. “Alright then, lead the way.” ~~~ After about three days and three nights worth of traveling, you finally arrived outside the capital city. As soon as you entered along with the prince of Inazuma, the townspeople were quick to scatter. they didn’t want to get involved in this war any longer.
You led Prince Kunikuzushi straight up to the castle, throughout the halls, and all the way to the double doors of the discussion hall.
“You Majesty, General (name) has requested an audience.” You can hear the eunuch say loud and clearly.
His Majesty clears his throat before a reply. “You may leave.” The eunuch bows his head and retreats to you, in which he gives you a nod of approval to step in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ this will be a series and this is only a part of it. I just wanted to get it out and I was too lazy to write😭(we’re gonna pretend ur bday wasn’t like 2 weeks ago😁)
Not So Meant To Be - Chapter 2
Pairing: Scaramouche x gn!reader Genre/AU/Trope: Angst(y’all should know this by now), Royalty AU Warnings: Explicit language, yelling, crying, self-harm WC: 0.5k Summary: Prince Scara would forever be your rival. But what if one day, your heart doesn’t think the same? A.N.: Yes yes ik I take forever to upload anything but here I am Song Rec: Goddess - Laufey, Two Birds - Regina Spektor

The two large and heavy doors slowly creaked open with the help of the two maid-servants. From the other side you could hear His Majesty’s voice boom. A simple and direct order was made.
“Come in.”
Despite his protests you drag him in along with you. Even when he pushed against you you forced him to kneel before the king. “Greetings, Your Majesty.”
The king softly nods his head before replying. “You may rise.” Pulling up Scaramuche along with you, you stand tall.
“I’ve brought in the enemy’s prince. He’s said he came to discuss matters. To form a truce between us. And if I may, Sire, I believe we should.”
The king slowly nodded along. Carefully taking your words into consideration just as he always had. But he turns to you with a stern look.
“Why should I of all people consider becoming allies with the likes of those people? They’re nothing but trouble!” The king seethed.
“Perhaps… they can be proven as useful. Say we need food rations at any point and we’re running low, who would supply us? They could. Could they not?”
“Oh really? Because if I remember correctly they could just as well leave us to starve to death!” The King heaves a few times before regaining his composure. “Anyways, you’ve brought in quite the hostage.”
”What!? We ca-”
“Silence!” The King interrupts you with an order but you persevere.
“But we can’t do that. We want peace remember?”
“Who are you to tell me what to do? Or perhaps, are you rebel… a spy for the other side..?” He squints his eyes and looks down at your form intensely causing you to gulp.
Your taken aback by his suggestion but you choose not to protest any longer. “No sir. I’m sorry for offending you.”
The King leans back in his chair and contemplates for a moment. His eyebrows scrunch up as he rubs his beard.
“Take him away.”
You nod your head and you drag Prince Kunikuzushi away. You took him through many corridors and different doorways. As the two of you walked, you had many weird gazes casted upon you. It wasn’t everyday you say the prince of the enemy country walking with the general of yours.
After cutting many corners and weaving through hundreds of halls, you finally ended up in a tiny room. Well it wasn’t tiny but for a Prince like Kunikuzushi, you were sure he’d think so.
“I know this isn’t very spacious for you but we don’t really have a choice. His Majesty believes that you pose a threat so he’ll never prepare a room for you. Take it or leave it.”
Kuni stepped into the room and inspected it. After carefully turning over every sheet, checking every nook and cranny, and ensuring the windows locked, he nodded his head with approval.
“This will do. I don’t have much of a choice anyway. Or so you said yourself.”
You let out a sigh while grumbling with frustration. “Look. This is much better than throwing you into a dungeon. So please cooperate with me here.”
He scowled, not wanting to be in this kind of situation. He knew he shouldn’t have followed you. This must be a trap you set for him. Otherwise, he would’ve already been most of the way back to Inazuma.
If anything happens he swears he’ll kill you. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ a.n.: Oh my gosh! Who uploaded this..? Haha… haha… ha….😔 Now it’s a race between time and my procrastination to see when the next chapter is uploaded. Anyways, i hope y’all enjoyed. BYEEEE!!! MWAH taglist: @jinnie-ret @strawberrygyuuuu @simonisferal
scaramouche has flawless skin. his complexion is unnaturally perfect, with a kind of smoothness to it only found on porcelain dolls. it consistently leaves you wondering how on earth people haven't caught on to the fact that he truly isn't human. he was delicately crafted by the steady hands of a god, it's crystal clear.
his eyes are bright, yet sharp and intimidating. his nose is sloped just right, and his lips are small but plump, with a permanent light rosy tint to them. honestly, you wish raiden ei had done a quicker and sloppier job, maybe then he wouldn't be turning so many heads on the regular. you think you should offer putting a paper bag over his head one of these days, maybe that would keep the terribly possessive part of you at bay.
and when your jealousy starts to get the better of you on this day, a petty idea strikes you. swiftly, you creep towards your shared bedroom and pick out a light pink lip gloss from your vanity. when its time to bid him goodbye for another one of his missions, assigned by the dendro archon herself, he doesn't suspect anything. in fact, a kiss goodbye from you is expected. if you were to skip it he'd insist, standing still at the doorframe staring right into your eyes with a quizzical look and a hint of disappointment, almost looking like a sad wet cat.
once you've planted a kiss on his pale cheek, you're only graced with the littlest of time to admire your work. it's not too bright to look ridiculous, but it's also not too faint to go unnoticed. a job well done indeed. so when you close the door behind him, you can't help but let a little laugh slip. you'll get a bit of a scolding once he's back, but the mark of your lips on his cheek, the clearest sign that he's taken aimed at anyone that looks his way, is worth it.
and if you admit to your jealousy when he eventually comes home and asks you for the reason of this little stunt, all he'll do is sigh and ask you to refrain from doing it again. and what he chooses to keep secret, locked away within the hollow spot of his non existent heart, is that he finds your possessiveness endearing. that it's ridiculous for you to let such a thing bug you when he would never give anyone else the time of day. certainly not in that way. instead, he chooses to pull you into a loose hug and change the conversation into how you spent the rest of your day.
SCARA😭😭😭
instagram stories of boyfriend!scaramouche








@meowanian do NOT use, repost or translate my works.
“But, I am a fool
with Wanderer”
Non-sexual removal of clothes

He works so hard to be the strong one out of the two of you, maintaining an appearance of strength and indifference for most topics. Sure, he gets upset and bothered by certain aspects of life, but he doesn’t let it affect him like it would you.
But even the previous harbinger, now Wanderer, has his moments of weakness. And they tend to make themselves known only in the deepest depths of your guys’ home.
When you take time and care to strip him of his clothes, all while kissing his shoulders or head while you shed the layers. He’d typically scoff at this. After all, it’s not like he’s of a high status anymore.
But he felt something inside of him ache as your lips were pressed against his porcelain skin. Failing to notice the way his lip quivered, he bit the insides of his left cheek.
“Why do you treat me like this?”
You looked up at him from your position, kneeling in front of him as you slid off his shorts.
“I am no longer a harbinger, and proven to be a failed attempt of a god. So why?” A tear fell onto his bare thigh in front of your soft gaze. “Why do you treat me as if I am special in any way?”
“You are correct, about not being a god or harbinger.”
His eyes narrowed at your harsh but honest statement, not that you intended for it to feel hurtful.
“But you are the one I love, and I intend to prove to you, that you are worthy of it. My affections and decisions will not be denied, simply because you fear you’re not enough.”
When he finally allowed your eyes to meet, he felt something foreign. Not indifference, or his idea of strength. But, maybe this was…the love you spoke of.

reminiscence.
fem! reader, scara and nahida would act like siblings change my mind, includes sumeru archon quest spoilers!

“would you mind telling me more about [name]?”
scaramouche had to make sure he was hearing things correctly.
“excuse me?”
“[name]. i want to know more about her.”
the tiny god of wisdom gently rocks back and forth on her makeshift swing created by her control over dendro—watching over the city of sumeru with soft eyes whilst the former harbinger stares daggers onto her back of her head.
a sigh escapes the man's lips from behind her, a telltale sign of his incoming exasperation, “you read my mind without my permission again? i remember clearly telling you to cut it out, didn't i?” his annoyance doesn't come unnoticed by the observant child.
“it was quite improper of me to do so, but i'm the god of wisdom. i actively seek out knowledge, and such—i couldn't resist the temptation of peering onto a mind as eccentric as yours.” her tone remains understanding of his irritation, yet all the more wise in explaining her unwarranted prying.
the dark-haired male behind her hums, leaning back onto the tree as he shuts his eyes closed, seemingly given up on voicing his displeasure towards the archon.
“tell me what you know so i'll know where to start.”
his immediate compliance makes the curious child turn her head his way, staring at him with wide eyes.
“you...” nahida trails off as she smiles in relief, quickly reminding herself to not comment on his chosen act of opening up as he might get impatient and dismiss the subject altogether.
the distant chatter of her people down at the city successfully averts her attention from him, her eyes now gazing down at a certain blonde traveller stopping by to buy some supplies for their next adventure.
“you were dreaming of her during your slumber. she's...the fourth betrayal you encountered, correct?” nahida knows that you were anything but a betrayal, but she has to bend her words to his whims for now as to avoid a temper tantrum.
scaramouche hums in response.
“out of all the companions you've trusted, you seemed to cling onto your memories of her the most. why is that?”
“if you've read my mind, then i'm sure you already know why.”
“you're not gonna deny it?” the lesser lord cranes her neck to look at him over her shoulder, brows raised questioningly at his statement. “that you were in love, romantically?” she had carefully formed the question to give him the freedom of denying it just in case he wasn't ready to face his past just yet, but this situation was clearly something she didn't expect.
the male remains resting against the tree behind him, uncaring of the child's rather surprised gaze as his eyes stay shut. “if there's one thing you taught me while being under your care, it has to be acceptance.” he feels his anemo vision thrum to life by his chest, but he pays no mind to it as he continues, “i have nothing to lose now, so I might as well stop lying to myself to give my existence some type of meaning.”
nahida can't help the softening of her eyes towards the male, her smile widening by a fraction before she returns her gaze towards the city below her. if anything, that's probably his way of thanking her. it's a pretty roundabout way considering the better alternatives, but it managed to get the message across, didn't it?
she sighs in content, “that's essentially all I know about her. once again, would you mind telling me how she was like?”
you would probably pass out if you found out that the god of wisdom wishes to know more about you.
the ends of his lips twitch upwards for a moment as he thinks back on the memories he held dearly of you;
ranging from the embarrassing and funny moments you two shared like that one time you accidentally mistook him as a girl due to how graceful and fair his skin and face was, or up to the more intimate moments—like watching the narukami festival unfold along with its blooming fireworks from the mountain peaks of tatarasuna...
...and that one time he finally let your desires free and bared himself for you to touch—his first time.
he feels his cheeks burn at the thought, crossing his arms with a huff as if to breathe out the sinful thoughts.
now that he was free from the shackles of burdens and hatred, everything he experienced with you no longer seemed to be as bitter and disgusting to recall—unlike the times before where he'd have occasional dreams of you back in the fatui, the pettiness in his nerves as he calls it a nightmare that reminds him of how naïve and weak he was back then.
he returns to the matter at hand with a new sense of clarity—now what was he supposed to say again?
right. he was supposed to tell nahida about you.
he can't believe he's still blushing over you after all these centuries.
lifting his eyelids, the first thing he catches in his eyesight was nahida's knowing smile—directed right at him as she stays still on her swing.
why is she—?
oh.
making haste with his movements, he quickly lifts his hand to pull down his hat over his face, only to discover he wasn't wearing his hat at the moment—so pathetically enough, he opts to cover his face with a hand, shyly hiding his face from the grinning archon as he looks away with reddened cheeks and ears.
he got too carried away while reminiscing, it seems.
“i see...so you're still very much in love with her, hm?” nahida speaks up with a teasing tilt to her voice, relishing in this rare moment of the male's lowered guard, “not like i blame you. she was really pretty in your dreams, and probably even prettier in person.”
“shut up. do you want me to continue or not?”
with a quick apology amidst her fit of giggles, she nods, looking away once again from the eccentric wanderer to give him the privacy he deserves.
“sorry, sorry. now you may start.”
her curiousity is piqued. just how much of an impact did you make to cause the male to make such interesting reactions?
she's about to find out now, it seems.

might make part two idk
𝐒𝐎𝐎𝐍 𝐓𝐎 𝐁𝐄 PART THREE
The work of a pantie thief!





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Yandere Creep!Scaramouche/Wanderer x Fem!reader
Scaramouche and his disturbing— unhealthy obsession towards you, his gorgeous little classmate. (Soon to be more)
Yandere, creepy, obsessive and disturbing behaviour, character death, strangulation, pantie sniffing/stealing, masturbation, mentions of cum, everyone is 18+, dark content ahead! modern/collage au, mdni, afab reader. Around 3k words or something who knows, Not me.
Live laugh love obsessive creep scara 🫶 uhm,, I’m not happy how this turned out tbh, sorry I still don’t know how to word stuff properly l m a o. Also, I was about to shed tears of frustration bc I’ve been sitting here trying to fix this for over two hours, I’ve been to Wattpad, a word document, google docs to try and cnp this and IT KEEPS DELETING AND COPYING PARAGRAPHS. 😒 was about to give up fr

Yandere Creep!Scaramouche's eyes are locked solely onto your almost comically glowing figure, and he's one hundred percent sure that if he were to squint his eyelids hard enough— there would be a pair of Angel white wings sprouting from your back, and a golden halo floating above your head. You looked so god damn ethereal, he thought. The harsh blaze of the sun shining against your face so elegantly that it made you look almost unreal, and how your skirt blew softly along with the breeze. He has to quickly swipe the back of his hand over his mouth and make sure he's not drooling at the sight— humming in annoyed amusement when the feeling of his saliva leaves a small, wet spot on his skin. Ignoring the weird stares he gets from the other students around him, Scaramouche rises up from his spot on the grass and walks over to annoyingly insert himself in the group conversation you and your friends were having.
He doesn't care about the glares he receives from them, because he's more focused on the way you turn and smile at him welcome-ly, greeting him with that same soothing voice of yours that has his mind spinning in circles. He nods back at you in response, his eyes slightly dropping in rapture at how he's finally close enough to you where he could do (what he liked to call) intimate stuff like this. Everybody who was conversing with each other before he arrived, had stopped talking so freely— instead they choose to whisper their words because of the abrupt, awkward atmosphere that he had unintentionally brought over. No one there likes him, not one bit. His behaviour is creepy, not only in general— but directed towards you. Sometimes, his obsession towards you unknowingly breaks through his grumpy stature and slips up that he's not sane. How his lips turn to a snarl when you mention hanging out with a certain friend, or how you're coincidentally always paired up with him for assessments. Strange... yeah, they've noticed, and he's noticed their more passive aggression towards him.
Yandere Creep!Scaramouche who bites down on his own tongue to muffle his heavy breathing when he hears your friends voice their concern about his relationship with you, as he's stationed behind the wall to the women's restroom— listening intently to their annoying voice. Oh how badly he wanted to pounce on and bash their skulls into the ground— but then that would really scare you off, so he dismisses it and continues to harshly scratch at the now growing scab on his thigh. You wouldn't abandon him, would you? You did agree to be his 'friend' for life, even though you were drowsy from a two hour mid term test and probably had no idea what he was asking, you still agreed. Scaramouche straightens up and feels his heart swell love when your sounds of disagreement enter his ears— wow, you're sticking up for him? Arguing that he's just a misunderstood and lonely boy, Saying he's not as weird as everyone thinks? That you think he's quite... cute? That last one allows a bright, red hue to spread across his face, as well as his eyes pretty much dilating into hearts— a flush on his face which quickly rushes down his pants and to his dick, making it painfully prod against his now tight underwear. Though he of course wants to hear more of your silky voice echo though his ears with praise, directed at him, he hurries off to the male bathrooms so no one will catch him with a boner outside of the girls. That would definitely raise more alarms.
While Scaramouche is angrily pumping the shaft of his cock and rutting his hips up into his palm, gripping onto the tile wall of the stall he crammed himself into— he's thinking of ways to rid of those wretched vermin you declared were friends. When the first wave of cum sprays from his dick and spreads jolts of pleasure throughout his body— he decides that they should no longer study at the same university as the both of you, and plans to fake an incident so they'll be kicked out. When he's moaning out your name in a shallow, pathetic whimper, squirting his fourth round of sticky cum up and all over the stall door— he thinks that, that wasn't punishment enough. For trying to get in the way of your love, they should be gone entirely. Erased from existence with absolutely no way to interact with you, ever again. Hastily tugging up his pants, patting down his shirt and ruffling with his purple locks— Scaramouche exits the stall he had just orgasmed in and strides straight past the sinks, dismissing the thought of cleaning his hands and instead heads off to his next destination. Not caring about the cum he had painted all over the wall. In fact— he was more than smug about the thought of someone seeing the mess that he had left. (Because he's yucky like that)
Yandere Creep!Scaramouche who— two weeks later, walks into his next class and takes his rightful seat beside you without a care in the world. As if he had not broke into one of your friends house during the middle of the night and strangled them in their sleep, just the night before. It's was a slow and merciless process— one that he had relished in tremendously. The sight still vividly remains in his mind, how she had gasped and struggled around under the weight of his body. How his hands— tenuous as they were, wrapped around her throat and squeezed with all his strength. His eyes were downcast and luxuriating in the way her own had slowly started to loose their life, as her disgusting hands— which he knew had countlessly touched all over your graceful ones— had, inchmeal, lost their grip and fell from his arms that they were so desperately clawing onto for dear life. He hopes that they would forever remember the sinister smile he had on his lips the entire time during their suffering, because god does he wish that his face will haunt them for the rest of eternity.
He's your shoulder to cry on when you hear of the news, when you had flung your head into the crease of his neck to weep your worries— he's grinning like a mad man into your hair while patting your back lovingly, taking the thrilling opportunity to draw in a long and deep breath of your aroma which had fogged up into his nose. Your delicate hands are gripping onto his sleeve as you shed tears of sadness over the loss of your dear friend, all while he's smugly lavishing in the tender warmth of your touch. Just as he had visioned, having his beloved in such a distressed state where she can hardly form coherent words, he takes this chance to voice out his words of so called solace. "Truely such an unfortunate end for them to face... if you would like, we can leave class early and I'll walk you home. It's not a good idea to stay here while you're in such a... vulnerable state." And take you home he does. From collecting your belongings and leaving the room, to whisking you away from nuisances who tried to console you themselves, Scaramouche holds your hand tightly while you both walk the path to your house. You were so wrapped up in your head that you don't notice how he had known the exact direction without having to ask you.
The first thing Yandere Creep!Scaramouche does when he trails behind you through your front door, is rack his eyes over every wall in the entrance way for sighs of other males. Wether family photographs or shoes that he knows aren't yours. He sighs out in relief when there is nothing for him to fret over— So he tightens his grip on your hand and trudges in the direction to your living room, right next to your bedroom. Your... bedroom... he's almost foaming at the mouth. He's just mere meters away from entering your bedroom for the first time ever. A place which you sleep, where you study, where you... masturbate. He pauses his steps, eyes slightly widening in realisation at the thought. You would definitely touch yourself at night, right? Maybe you grip onto your bed sheets in desperation as you're plunging your fingers into your tight and wet pussy. Do you muffle your bonny moans with your hands out of embarrassment? Or do you let loose and allow them to echo of the walls of your room. He's hoping option number one, for he does not want anyone other then himself to hear those cute little noises you let out. Scaramouche snaps out of his day dream when the feeling of your hand leaves his, and unconsciously, he reaches out to grip onto it because he's already missing your warmth.
He excuses his actions of needfulness as a way to console you further, because he 'does not want you to feel alone in this time of need.' And encourages you to sit down and rest away your worries, as he's by your side the entire time and tending to your needs. When you have tears leaking out from your beautiful eyes, and snot dripping from your nose— Scaramouche is extending a tissue into your hand and hovering his palm over your knee. When he notices the way your racked sobs slowly start to level with your now calmer breathing, he's finding his way around your house and to the kitchen, searching each and every cabinet for a glass and filling it with water— back by your side before you even had the chance to notice his brief absence and handing it towards you. (Not before he keenly rummaged through your fridge and took a mental note of the foods you like to eat.) Scaramouche, with one hand, lifts the cup of liquid to your lips, while his other lands on the back of your head to tilt it upwards— and god does he feel like your boyfriend in this very moment.
Yandere Creep!Scaramouche who twiddles with his thumbs expectantly when you excuse yourself to the bathroom to freshen up, saying you'll just quickly try and shower off your disturbance and be out within minutes. He nods quickly, and waves you off, muttering that he'll wait right here on the couch for you, and watches as you waddle off in the direction he assumes is the bathroom. And he does stay put— for the first couple of minutes. Because when the sound of water rushing through the pipes, enters his hearing— he's jumping up from his seat on the couch and making a beeline straight for your bedroom. His mouth slightly parts when he's in the doorway, and his eyes dart around the room in excitement. Your dresser... your desk... your bed. His stare is dead set on your bed, and he's about to start waking over to it until he accidentally steps on something soft that was lying on the floor.
When he looks down— he can basically feel his heart stop beating, because under his foot, is a cute little pair of pink underwear. Your underwear... Scaramouche doesn't even register what his body is doing out of his control until he unconsciously drops down to his knees, in front of the item, hands cautiously reaching out to grab them as if they would try and run away. "Holy shit..." he mutters the moment his hand curls around the fabric, pinching it between his fingers and raising it up to his face. He swears he can still smell the scent of your pussy lingering on them, and he's imagining the way your slick folds rub against the cotton with each step you take.
Scaramouche gulps down the lump in his throat, his grip tightening around the cloth as he slowly inches it closer to his face. And as much as he wants to saviour this moment, he knows that time is limited and he has to act, fast. So without a second left to waste— his hand is thrusting the material right up against his nose and taking a deep inhale. He moans, a loud and needy moan falls out his mouth and thankfully, muffles into your panties so you have no chance of hearing it. His eyes roll to the back of his head as he feels a jolt of electricity flow throughout his body. He hunches forward— his free hand planting on the ground to stabilise his trembling body. "Mhm god, so...fucking good." He mewls, unaware that he had started drooling all over the fabric like some sort of feral animal.
God your scent smelled so good— way better then he had envisioned in his mind. Way, way better that it has his mind running fucking haywire. And although he doesn't want to, he pulls them away from his nose to take a breather. His breaths are erratic, tongue lolling out from his lips while his eyes blink rapidly in desperation to try and rid of the black spots around his vision. He's just in a complete state of pure euphoria as he hurriedly stuffs his face back into your underwear, his teeth clamping shut over them.
He's wasn't aware how long he had hunched over the floor with your panties basically shoved up his nose until he hears the faint sound of the shower turning off from the bathroom. He pauses, eyes anxiously darting up and racking around the room in a panic. Of course— just as his hand was slithering down his stomach and towards his aching dick, he knew time was up. So with all his remaining strength, he lifts up from the floor and tries to steady his shaking legs. He's so dizzy and there's a line of drool leaking down his chin, his eyes are drooping in pleasure.
Scaramouche tries so hard to steady his breathing, he really does— and he's one hundred percent sure he looks like some sort of crazy person with the way he stumbles around the room. So with one last whiff into the fabric, he quickly stuffs your underwear into his back pocket and stumbles his way towards the door, grabbing onto walls and shelves to ensure he doesn't topple over in his drunken state. Thankfully, by the time he's back in the lounge room and hunched over the couch— you emerge from the bathroom with damp hair and new clothes, an elegant scent of strawberry's lingering off your body. (He'll have to ask what soap you use one day.)
Yandere Creep!Scaramouche, for the next ten minutes, tries so hard to cover his boner from your gaze— he's cupping it with his hand and grabbing a couch cushion to shield it away from you— all while he's nodding along to whatever you say. It's so painful, as he occasionally takes deep, shaking breaths (which he blames on the sadness he feels for your friend) while he keeps shifting around in his seat to try and ease the tension. By the end of the day— as the sun slowly starts to set, you decide to call it a night, thank him for his time and walk with him to the front door. He nods at you, eyes cast to the ground and saying to email him if you ever need anything. anything.
‘Did you notice his boner? Or the pink fabric that slightly peeked out from his back pocket? God he hopes not’
When he gets home, Scaramouche stumbles into his bedroom and impatiently turns the lock on his door before leaning his head against it. He's in a state of shock— like he was the whole walk back to his house. Though he vividly remembers the way when by-passers would stare at him with weirded out looks as he walked by. And honestly— he doesn't blame them, because when he turns around to walk to his bed, he catches sight of himself through a mirror next to it. Where he's hunched forward with his arms hanging loosely by his side, his hair damp with sweat and sticking to his forehead. How his eyes are blinking more then normally, and his mouth, opening and closing like a fish as he has to keep trying to catch his breath. In short— he looked like a fucking mess, and he felt like one too.
Tiredly, he walks to his bed and takes a seat, planting his elbows on his knees and putting his head in his hands. He's so tired, he's still in disbelief, and he's very, very horny. Slowly he lifts his head up and turns towards the doll that sat up right against his pillows— staring lifelessly at the wall in front of it. His grunt turns into a small smile as he turns around on his knees and crawls closer to it, hand reaching out to grip onto one of its silicone arms before rubbing his thumb over its skin. "You look so pretty, [name]..." he whispers, bringing up its hand and planting a long lasting kiss to the knuckles. "I have a— a gift for you."
His shaking hand reaches to his back pocket and pulls out your underwear in his tight grip, and dangles it in front of 'your' face. "Sorry... I'm sorry I stole them from you, my love. Please forgive me." He apologises, unfolding the fabric that had tangled in his hold, before reaching down to the dolls thighs and spreading them apart, slowly gliding your panties up it's legs as if he were clothing it.
"I knew it... I knew it! You look so— so beauti— no, so perfect. So god damn fucking perfect." He collapses into your chest, his hands rubbing up and down your skin and slowly inching lower. "Please... please, I'll make you feel so good. Promise, I promise." And as fast as he put them on— Scaramouche pulls your panties back down your legs and glides his fingers over the folds of your pussy. "I... promise."


˗ˏˋ STUCK WITH ME ˎˊ˗
┊scaramouche x afab!reader
—synopsis : you can't seem to sleep at night with the feeling of being watched recently, but it must all be in your head, right? until you can't stand to stay awake any longer and finally drift off to sleep…
—warnings : NSFW; stalking; Scara is a perv; breeding kink (?); idk if it can be called dubcon?; just male masturbation😭 that’s all.

It was a shame you changed schools, wasn't it? Do you feel bad? Do you feel like you’re being observed and judged all the time by your new classmates? He’ll always be there for you! Your loved one will take care of you, y/n. He will always kiss your forehead and watch you sleep, he will take photos of you just for him. Just so that nothing happens to you at night (totally just because of that, he swears!)
And who knows, maybe steal one or two of your panties as compensation for it. Then the next day, he'll be admiring you again as if nothing had happened. Nobody will watch you from afar but him. Scaramouche wants so much to go further, he wants to kiss you so bad, he wants to touch you so much, to hear you moan every time he pulls your panties to the side and sticks his tongue in your tight pussy. What would your cum taste like when you finally climax and your hole tightens around his tongue? He wants to feel everything. Soon, he can no longer contain himself.
“Just a little closer…” he said to himself. But his dick was so hard that it was hard to believe.
He climbs on top of your bed when you finally sleep and stares at you for a few seconds, his erection rubbing against the sheets between your legs like he’s in heat from so much excitement.
He could imagine everything he wanted to do with you, just by looking at your angelic face. He can’t help and quickly shove his hands inside his pants, pulling out his cock. He’s been holding back and waiting for you to sleep for quite some time, can you blame him? :((
His movements are slow and hesitant at first, but he eventually finds a rhythm. As he continues, his breathing becomes heavier and his face flushes redder. He just wanted to cum soon and get out of there before you woke up. Such a scaredy-cat!!
He takes out one of your used panties he got from your dirty laundry. The thought of your pussy touching the fabric where his dick was now filled his mind. He would feel satisfied if he could make a mess on the fabric and give it back to you so you could wear your cute panties soiled with his cum. ♡
Of course, he was greedier than that! He wanted nothing more than to strip off your clothes and make you his, but he knew he couldn’t act on these impulses, at least not yet.
His mind went back to one of the days he watched you touch yourself, so inattentive that you forgot to close the curtains sometimes. A habit of yours that he would fix when you were finally together, but one that he would take advantage of in those moments.
He bites his lip and continues to stroke himself, feeling a mix of pleasure and shame as he spreads pre-cum all over his cock, remembering the way you played with the small vibrator. Your fingers moving in and out of your pussy, causing you to moan softly. What would your reaction be if it was his dick instead of your fingers? You on his desk, cock buried deep inside your wet pussy. He felt his climax approaching, his hand moved faster and faster at the point he couldn’t contain the lewd sounds coming out of his mouth anymore.
“Ngh—! You’re mine, and your pretty pussy too- n-nmmgh… gonna cum deep inside… h-hmm- deep inside your womb..”
The sensations were too intense, and he knew he wouldn’t last much longer. He closed his eyes, picturing your face, begging him to cum inside you. With a final thrust of his hips, he came, shooting his load all over his hand and the mattress, his entire body shaking with the intensity of his orgasm while his vision became cloudy and he didn’t know what he was doing anymore. He pants heavily, feeling both relieved and ashamed at the same time. As he calmed down, he realized he left a trail of cum on your sheets, evidence of his arousal. But he leaves that aside, cleaning his hand and adjusting his clothes before giving you a delicate kiss on the cheek and leaving through the window. He couldn’t do much about the sheets so he just hopes you shove it aside too.
Maybe he’ll finally gather the courage to confess his feelings to you in person after that?

little daily vlogs from boyfriend!scaramouche

-06:43 am
*showing you his clothes before going to campus
“so…i wore my hoodie…and this sweatpants…the hoodie still smells like your perfume…i like it…”
-08:32 am
*a 2 seconds video of him looking at the camera with a blank expression on the metro
-11:56 am
*showing you his notes
“trying to romanticise chemistry so i won’t lose my mind.”
-03:26 pm
*showing you a cat that reminded him of you
“it looks like you…”
-06:12 pm
*showing you the same cat but this time it’s in his house
“so…i bring him home…”
-08:34 pm
*a video of him kissing the cats nose
-03:52 am
*shows burnt pan
“i decided to make some noodles but i ended up burning it…i didn’t know you could burn noodl- WHAT THE FUCK!? oh- never mind it’s the cat.”
Sketches and poses ࿐
Tags: Wanderer x reader, fluff, gn!reader
Summary: You like drawing, especially drawing him
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✦ When you ask to draw him, confusion overwrites his face. You? Draw him? For what exactly? He questions himself if this is what mortals are supposed to do when they’re in love.
✦ At first, he refuses profusely, saying that it is a waste of time and that he and you would be better off doing something else. Isn't drawing portraits of people complicated and time-consuming? Why would he engage in this activity when he could finish those theses Lesser Lord Kusanali gave him to have freetime?
✦ After a lot of nagging and persuading from you, he agrees with a sigh while you are (secretly) celebrating in the back. What? His determination can’t last long when you pull out those innocent, sparkling eyes of yours. He will have to do some endurance training for this weakness so that he could finally refuse you (once in a while)
✦ Is capable of sitting completely still for you to perfectly copy his pose into the drawing (if he wants to)
✦ Sometimes gets bored and would change positions to annoy you. He knows how much it would affect you and how frustrated you would be and he is here for it.
✦ He moves back to the original pose after a few minutes. Can’t let you be upset for too long, can he?
✦ Admires your focused expression from afar. He adores how strangely attractive you look when you gaze up and down between him and the sketchbook while wearing that serious look.
✦ When you finally finish, he feels nervous but is excited to see what your drawing of him looks like, though he would never let it show.
✦ Seeing the drawing, he is impressed by how… soft he looks in it. Does he really look like that nowadays?
✦ Impressed as he is, he would just express it vaguely, saying something like “Not bad” or “You finally did something worthwhile”.
✦ Would treasure the drawing and hang it in his room or alternatively, hide it in his desk drawer.
✦ The next time would be the same. As well as the next.
✦ Sometimes he asks for something in return. It could be as simple as a kiss, or it could be something else… That’s for you to find out ♡
✦ Rarely would he disagree with you drawing him. He loves you so much after all ♡
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"Would You Still Love Me"
"If I was a worm?"
Ft. Dottore, Kazuha, Xiao, Scaramouche

Dottore:
"Of all the stupid things you could ask me..."
Stares judgementally at you, expecting you to revoke the question
Pinches the bridge if his nose and sighs when you don't
His scowl crumbles a little when you seem upset
"So you wouldn't love me if I suddenly turned into a worm."
Comes to the sudden realisation that if you're upset with him, you'll be less compliant...for science
C'mon, he's not gonna admit he's in it for the cuddles, not even in his head
Brings you a set of blueprints and a glass enclosure
"This is where you'd stay if you were a worm. I have three different design plans, so choose wisely because that's how your worm home will look for the rest of your life. You'll have a little worm car after four months if I haven't found a cure, however unlikely that is."
He will tell you all of his plans on what he'll do if you become a worm and you can't stop him because you started it
Your hypothetical worm situation is now fully prepared for, whether you like it or not
Wouldn't recommend because the diet he has planned for worm you doesn't look very appetising
Kazuha:
"You'd travel on my shoulder on in my pocket so I can share poetry with you."
Ruffles your hair and pinches your cheeks
If you swat him away he'll insist he was only checking if you were becoming a worm
Carries on like it was nothing after that
If you ask again he'll remind you that he'll love you regardless of what form you take
This does, unfortunately, spark some odd terms of endearment
You are now his "precious worm", "beloved wormy", "sweet wriggly", "fleshy straw", etc
They get progressively worse
But he swears it's all affectionate
"I'd love you if you became a leaf."
"That wasn't the question-"
"Every leaf has it's own tune when you play it like a flute, I wonder what yours would be."
Xiao:
Stares at you for a good while
"Why would you ever be a worm?"
You don't need to elaborate, because he'll eventually sigh and give in, intertwining his fingers with yours as he assures you he would
Still confused on why you'd be a worm though
But rest assured you would be the safest worm in the whole of Teyvat because nothing can touch you so long as Xiao is taking care of you
You're his little wormy, and he'll carry you in his palm when he's high up so you can have a nice view
Always worried he might misplace you or accidentally step on you
You've given him intrusive thoughts and now he's worried about a hypothetical that may never happen
Scaramouche:
"Would you love me if you were a worm though?"
"Scara what-"
"How do we know your worm brain has the capacity to comprehend that you're in a committed relationship with me? There's no telling whether you'll find some new worm lover who can give you that wormy connection I can't."
He's going off about how a worm couldn't possibly have any lingering feelings for a person
Mildly offended at the implication you might expect him to become a worm for you to live your worm lives together
"Me? A worm? How could you even entertain such a thought?"
You didn't, he drew his own conclusions and started overthinking
This is clearly your way of hinting that you don't feel loved enough to trust him (it's not, he is once again overthinking)
It has now been flipped on you to explain to him that you'd love him even if he became a worm because you'd adore him whether or not he loved you back

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Death Do Us Part Not
The types of immortal lovers they are in your every reincarnation
Ft. Dainsleif, Scaramouche, Zhongli

Dainsleif:
The one who pursues you in every lifetime
The most painful part of each century was watching you succumb to your feeble mortality as you withered away before him
But it was never enough closure for him to give up on you
So he searched for you every time you left him, all alone in the forsaken world he roamed
And every time, he'd find you, approaching you with that same longing hesitance
Be it as a friend or lover, he was there for you in every lifetime, because to him, there was no one else
He's always been patient, after all
Ever your loyal knight, he stays true to his chivalry until the very end
You in all your lives will never know peril or anguish from the moment you're within his reach
You look exhausted, he thinks. Yet even that does nothing to dull your appeal to him. He still thinks you're worth every risk, and every sacrifice.
"No matter how far you may be, I will find you. And I will return to you, whether you recall me enough to miss me or not, for only by your side may my heart rest at ease. Such is my yearning for you, and thus for you am I this hopeless, lovesick fool."
Scaramouche:
The one you keep bumping into, so much so that it has to be fate
He's crafty, and he knows better than to press for your affection lest he end up pushing you away
So he waits
He always finds you because of course he does, he's drawn to you, inexplicably, helplessly, and unconsciously
Yet every time, he plays the waiting game, slowly inserting himself into your life
He knows he has to appear in your dreams by this point, every encounter feeling like deja vu to you
Inevitably, you find yourself attached
He worms his way into your life as though he was always meant to be there
And frankly, you believe he is
Scara feels nothing but contentment as he strokes your hair, knowing his schemes had succeeded once again in pulling you to him. He seems too perfect to be real, so familiar with your preferences, so ideally catered to your type that it's hard to believe he's yours.
"Would you believe me if I said I exist for you?" he murmurs, kissing the top of your head. "The sun knows no splendour like your smile, and the oceans know no torrent like the warring storms you wage in my soul. So believe me, even if only in this moment, as the stars align in your grace and freeze my breath with the chill if the night air. Let my tongue feel heavy like lead unless it is to whisper sweet adoration to you...and may you trust in it, that I only speak my truth."
Zhongli:
The one you always end up falling with in the end
There is not a doubt in his mind that you are the only one for him
Yet he could never quite bring himself to say the same for you
If he thought you'd live a happier life without him, he's more than ready to support you from the shadows without you even knowing he existed
Even if it meant seeing you with someone else
But at the end of the day, there's only so much he can manage to do without your knowledge
From the moment your eyes meet, he knows he's done for; he's falling in an endless spiral and can't bring himself to let you go
"Please, be happy," he whispers to you with his hands on your shoulders, his gaze beseeching you. With a ghost of a kiss on your forehead - one you're not even sure made contact - he disappears.
Just like that you're left to ponder if he was a mirage. Yet the memory of him feels too real, his image in your mind's eye far too vivid, even in memories you swear you've never experienced, but are undeniably yours.
"I'll await your return," he says in your memory. "And I will continue to cherish the thought of you then, to crave your phantom touches until you replace them with your presence."

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LOVE COUNTDOWN ! | Scaramouche smau


★ SYNOPSIS you and scaramouche or kunikuzushi from 6REEZE dated in highschool but went your own ways after an argument. So when one of the members sister is apart of your friend group invites you to their concert without knowing that one of them is your ex. You’re still head over heels for him but, does he still have feelings for you?
★ NOTES this is my first smau!! my first language isn’t english so please tell me if i make any grammar mistakes, thank you!! also do expect very slow updates because of school and other necessities!!
PAIRING scaramouche x reader
GENERE exes to lovers , band / modern au , crack , fluff !
STATUS ongoing (01/12/24 - TBA)
CW kys / kms jokes , swearing , suggestive , slut-shaming jokes , fatass/bodyshaming jokes , light angst , reader uses she/her pronouns if there are anymore please let me know!!
TAGLIST open!
@featuredtofu @brain-r0tt @saeskiss @m9rtality @nilqu @sl-vega @feiherp @aloraadied
PLAYLIST

MASTERLIST
★ STARRING : always munchin gc | no bitches gang
01. please come with us
02. confession
03. what the flip
04. full of regrets
05. last words ꫂ ၴႅၴ
06. concerto ꫂ ၴႅၴ
07. memories ꫂ ၴႅၴ
MORE TBA !
