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I used to wonder, as a kid, why everyone feared Zeus. I mean, what could he do, summon a little lightning and thunder?
Well guys, I get it now. It’s storming outside my house right now, and not two minutes ago I was laying in my bed, trying to go to sleep. And then this massive strike of lightning came out of nowhere, and it was so bright I kid you not it blinded me. AND THEN THE LOUDEST, MOST DEVASTATING AND EARTH SHATTERING THUNDER CAME TWO SECONDS AFTERWARDS. THIS SHIT NOCKED 4 PICTURES OFF MY WALL, MADE MY LAMP FALL OVER, AND WOKE THE FUCKING DEAD. WHEN I TELL YALL I FEAR THE ASS CLAPS OF ZEUS NOW
Exactly
we’re literally floating on a tiny planet in fucking space why are we surrounded by hatred and misery. why can’t everyone just calm the fuck down and lay on some grass. the sun is a GIANT BURNING ORB why does money exist. fuck everything
“my cute mochi, so soft. i just want to eat you whole.”
“ours, satoru. quite the feast she is.”
utterly obsessed with this art commission by @iwanttobeaseme.
looks like 3 isnt a crowd
I’ve seen posts lumping venom & the fish monster from shape of water together into the same category as pennywise and I must say it is…. Astounding to even imply they are all on the same level whatsoever like….
pennywise fuckers are the lowest of the low like… a monster that is ugly asf and just eats kids & minorities? hard pass. disgusting.
venom fuckers are a little better bc he’s got the whole tongue & teeth thing going for him but yr still gonna get eaten at the end of the day so? u know. unless ur into that
shape of water monster? the good gender neutral fish god? he’s the ONLY valid one out of the bunch you fuck him you get the package deal. get you a fish god that can kill for you, die for you, make you immortal so you can be together forever. get you a fish god with a sensitive side who will treat you R I G H T
Ooooh alrighty
ATTENTION!
FEUDALISM RESTARTING IN 10 SECONDS. CLASSES WILL BE RANDOMLY ASSIGNED
THIS IS SO DAMN TRUEHJSyigujak
I was randomly watching all the vids that popped up in my recommendation page in Youtube and I swear I haven't seen a perfect description of what's going on rn-
IT'S LITERALLY THE PERFECT SUMMARY!
Would you still be the same person if all your DNA was replaced?
why do mosquitoes make such an annoying buzzing noise??? not only are you annoying and biting tf out of me, but you dare to sound like chalk on a board around my ear. rude.
You ever think about how most people don’t know about the zootopia abortion comic
Look what I made today! :)
(Don’t use without my permission, please!!)
Toby Fox wishing us a happy Valentine’s Day along with Sans and Reigen. How sweet! Happy Valentine’s, Mr. F…. wait..
Something’s not adding up here..
Well.. anyway, Toby left this ALT text as well which tells a pretty funny anecdote!
Toby also drew some Spamton and Berdly for the occasion! (Again.. I feel like we’re a bit too early for this..)
What if...Suigetsu’s Hydrification Technique worked like Toogata Mirio’s Permeation Quirk?
So every time Suigetsu turns into water, his clothes don’t magically transform with him but just. Fall to the ground.
He flashes everyone in his vicinity whenever he has to fight and is completely unapologetic about this.
Sometimes he just doesn’t put his pants back on after battle (Does he forget? Or is he doing it intentionally? Not even Hagoromo knows.) and walks around in his birthday suit until Sasuke threatens him with bodily harm. Karin tries too, but threats are much less effective coming from a closet pervert.
(Juugo constantly runs after him with a cloak because he’s worried about Suigetsu catching a cold.)
I love the idea of the Prophet/ess and Jespar making Tealor believe that the Prophet/ess saw a vision at the Dancing Nomad and he has to come with because it’s really really urgent but it’s really just them tricking him into drinking at the tavern with them.
Thinking about that old man crossing his arms as they get super drunk and hang around him provides a major Happy boost