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I got the mushroom cave so I thought of:
Ab- Why are there mushrooms in here?
Fawn- *walks in on them* WHO DA HELL ARE YOU
A.s.s- AAAAAAAAA
F- AAAAA-
I head canon Abigail Sebastian and Sam would hold seances in the empty cave at the farm and got pissed when demetrus put FREAKEN bats in their hang out cave.
Wait.
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So... I was texting a friend and I accidently almost wrote STD instead of SDV and this came to mind
I just put the text the background is by ConcernedApe
I've been giving Shane eggs repeatedly and I just thought of Marnie comming to the front door one day and just:
Marnie: Hello Farmer, I hope you're doing well. I have one small favor to ask you. STOP WITH THE EGGS! I HAVE 40 CHICKENS AT THE MOMENT AND I CANT GET RID OF THEM!
harvey: what am i thankful for? i’m just glad there were no medical emergencies this year!
me who passed out in the skull caverns 6 times this month and he had to do emergency surgery on me and rip my hard earned money from my pockets: yeah
I know this make more sense with Sebastian, but I just had to do it with Shane
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Harvey after he tells you to come over anytime for a confidential check up
I like the read the marriage/general dialouge of the stardew valley bachelors and Bachelorettes, INCLUDING the mod bachelor/ettes which also has the dialouge for them on the fandom wiki page. (Like ridgeside for example) However, for east scarp, some character's wiki pages are not updated (I'm generally talking about the mod 'Always Raining in the Valley') and I rlly want to read those (*ahem* Sterling's) dialouges so I can giggle and kick my feet 😔😔
(Some ridgeside characters wiki also need to be updated😪)
PLEASE UPDATE IT😭
I've been craving a Stardew Valley show or short film, and this is who I would cast for each of the characters!
Please concernedape I need some sort of show regarding these babies I love them so much.
Wizard: Matt Berry (Laszlo Cravensworth, WWDITS)
Gus: Marco Barricelli (Massimo, Luca)
Lewis: William Dafoe (That weird guy that's in everything)
Willy: Tom Waits (Musician and entertainer)
Pierre: John Corbett (Chris Stevens, Northern Exposure)
Harvey: John Mulaney (My skrimblo)
Elliot: Christian Bale (Howl, Howl's Moving Castle english dub)
Gunther: Les Claypool (Lead bassist and vocals of Primus)
Linus: Ian Mckellen (Gandalf, LotR)
Abigail: Olivia Olsen (Marceline, Adventure Time)
Vincent: Collin Dean (Gregory, Over the Garden Wall)
Jas: Kyla Kowalewski (Anais, Amazing World of Gumball)
Jodi: Carolyn Lawrence (Sandy Cheeks, Jimmy Neutron)
Alex: Keanu Reeves (Theodore Logan, Bill and Ted)
Sam: Alex Winter (Bill S. Preston, Bill and Ted)
Sebastian: Aaron Dismuke (Tamaki Amajiki, BNHA, english dub)
Shane: Pedro Pascal (He just plays tired single caretakers so well)
Maru: Heidi Hynden Walch (Princess Bubblegum, Adventure Time)
Emily: Sarah-Nichole Robles (Luz, The Owl House)
Leah: Vico Ortiz (Jim, OFMD)
Marnie: Dolly Parton :]
Penny: Theresa Gallagher (Nichole, Amazing World of Gumball)
Morris: Bo Burnham (Capitalist goblin go brrr lmao)
Haley: Rachel McAdams (Regina George, Mean Girls original)
Robin: Kimberly Brooks (Jasper, Steven Universe)
Caroline: Deedee Magno (Pearl, Steven Universe)
Evelyn: Jennifer Saunders (Ms. Spink, Coraline)
George: Dan Castellanetta (Abe/Grampa Simpson)
Kent: Viggo Mortensen (Aragorn, LotR)
Mr. Qi: Keith David (Cat from Coraline, Husk from Hazbin Hotel)
Sandy: Wendie Malick (Edalyn, the Owl House)
Leo: Kwesi Boakye (Darwin, Amazing world of Gumball)
Krobus: Alex Hirsch (Only suitable voice for him)
Let me know if you would like more stuff like this later on! Enjoy folks :D