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Sebastian: Then he said "That's not my name" and I said "Well it is now because I don't care"

Santana *nodding*: My abuela told me never remember a dogs name or they won't leave you alone, I'm allergic to dogs.

Kurt: Hey, Bas you need to update your eye prescription.

Sebastian:And see the guys I hook up with clearly and develop standards ? No, thanks.

Brittana/Niff walking hand in hand

Sebastian: Oh look at us we're in love and happy and not dead inside, get fucked both of you.

Adam: Hello ,people who don't live here.

Sebastian and Santana: Hey!

Kurt: Guys we gave you that key for emergencies.

Sebastian: It was an emergency! I couldn't sleep.The penthouse is lonely.

Santana: Boohoo I'm too rich to be happy:(

Kurt: What about you, Santana?

Santana: Britt's out of town.

Kurt : Watch how fast Santana can eat if you ask her to share.

Kurt : Hey, can I get bite of tha-

Sebastian : Wow ,that was 38 seconds and four bites for the the extra large double patty burger.

Santana: Prepare for trouble.

Sebastian : Then make it double.

Santana : To protect the world from devastation.

Sebastian: To unite all people within our nation.

Santana: To denounce the evils of truth and love.

Sebastian: To extend our reach to the skies above.

Santana : Sannie!

Sebastian: Sebs!

Santana : Team Rocket blast off at the speed of light.

Sebastian: Surrender now or prepare to fight.

Kurt :Meow, that's right!

Their parents at the dinner table: ...