Kurtana - Tumblr Posts
Santana: She is so fake!
Sebastian:Like your boobs?
Santana: My boobs are real.
Sebastian: ...
Santana: REAL EXPENSIVE!
*both laugh maniacally, Kurt facepalms in the background*
Sebastian: Then he said "That's not my name" and I said "Well it is now because I don't care"
Santana *nodding*: My abuela told me never remember a dogs name or they won't leave you alone, I'm allergic to dogs.
Kurt: Hey, Bas you need to update your eye prescription.
Sebastian:And see the guys I hook up with clearly and develop standards ? No, thanks.
Sebastian: I'm really nervous about meeting his parents.
Kurt: Just be yourself.
Sebastian: Be myself? What kind of garbage advice is that?How long did it take you to like me when I was being "myself"
Kurt: Years.
Santana: Jury's still out.
Kurt: You know Britt gives Santana flowers everyday? You could do something like that.
Sebastian:* the next day shoving flowers into Santana's hands*
Santana: What's the occasion, Beanpole?
Sebastian: Girl, fuck if I know
Kurt: Are you a strained relationship with parents gay or a surprisingly healthy relationship with parents gay.
Sebastian and Santana *doing finger guns*: Yes.
Adam: Hello ,people who don't live here.
Sebastian and Santana: Hey!
Kurt: Guys we gave you that key for emergencies.
Sebastian: It was an emergency! I couldn't sleep.The penthouse is lonely.
Santana: Boohoo I'm too rich to be happy:(
Kurt: What about you, Santana?
Santana: Britt's out of town.
for the girls gays and theys
Kurt : Watch how fast Santana can eat if you ask her to share.
Kurt : Hey, can I get bite of tha-
Sebastian : Wow ,that was 38 seconds and four bites for the the extra large double patty burger.
Santana: Prepare for trouble.
Sebastian : Then make it double.
Santana : To protect the world from devastation.
Sebastian: To unite all people within our nation.
Santana: To denounce the evils of truth and love.
Sebastian: To extend our reach to the skies above.
Santana : Sannie!
Sebastian: Sebs!
Santana : Team Rocket blast off at the speed of light.
Sebastian: Surrender now or prepare to fight.
Kurt :Meow, that's right!
Their parents at the dinner table: ...