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Kurt: You know Britt gives Santana flowers everyday? You could do something like that.

Sebastian:* the next day shoving flowers into Santana's hands*

Santana: What's the occasion, Beanpole?

Sebastian: Girl, fuck if I know

Kurt: Are you a strained relationship with parents gay or a surprisingly healthy relationship with parents gay.

Sebastian and Santana *doing finger guns*: Yes.

Brittana/Niff walking hand in hand

Sebastian: Oh look at us we're in love and happy and not dead inside, get fucked both of you.

Adam: Hello ,people who don't live here.

Sebastian and Santana: Hey!

Kurt: Guys we gave you that key for emergencies.

Sebastian: It was an emergency! I couldn't sleep.The penthouse is lonely.

Santana: Boohoo I'm too rich to be happy:(

Kurt: What about you, Santana?

Santana: Britt's out of town.

Kurt : Watch how fast Santana can eat if you ask her to share.

Kurt : Hey, can I get bite of tha-

Sebastian : Wow ,that was 38 seconds and four bites for the the extra large double patty burger.

Santana: Prepare for trouble.

Sebastian : Then make it double.

Santana : To protect the world from devastation.

Sebastian: To unite all people within our nation.

Santana: To denounce the evils of truth and love.

Sebastian: To extend our reach to the skies above.

Santana : Sannie!

Sebastian: Sebs!

Santana : Team Rocket blast off at the speed of light.

Sebastian: Surrender now or prepare to fight.

Kurt :Meow, that's right!

Their parents at the dinner table: ...

Sebastian: When were growing up we didn't have Lil Nas X we just had Gerard Way moaning in Destroya.

Kurt: And The Picture of Dorian Gray.

Santana : And Freddie Mercury in drag.