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All it took was Striker (@strikers-saloon ) mansplaining rifles for Karma to already have second thoughts about quitting murdering people for money.

@strikers-saloon

Karma, a woman, wanting to be left alone

Kept followed still.

Karma, lashing out after said man literally announced to take her job.

Striker: why are you acting like a bitch

Karma: Do you want a fucking essay on that.

Seven foot RATS

‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ Rats along his RATS

‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ When he calls your names it all fades to RATS

Yeah he sees your RATS feasts on your RATS

We don't talk about

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“This is going to be my villain origin story.”

Original characters please have an about page-

Me, slapping down an essay: this is the quick, brief overview.

Okay that's cool!

Me, throwing a book: this is the complete lore but not exactly as there are some additions which unlock as we write together😊

...Yeah I will get to it-

Me, pulling three other 300 page books: and these are her relatives who have a tendency to show up frequently & they have 5+ verses each

Lord help me

Me: and I also written multiple standalone stories about every one of them!

Me, hurling the whole cursed, death cheating, actually death Véghváry family at @wolfpackmuses :

Sooo I was messing around with the incorrect quote generator @deathshadowed

So I have written a way indepth study and I don't want these tags to get lost for obvious reasons XD

✨Bff+💖 status with me is when I terrify you with my feet structure.