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Brad, Chris, Sebastian, and Luke got their plant-based swimmers wholesale from Speedo's plant print plant. It's near that mall you pass on the way to Laguna Beach. You know, the one where they filmed 'Back to the Future'.
We're surprised it's still there. Not Speedo's plant print plant, but rather the mall. Boys will always be in need of cheap showcase swimwear direct from the manufacturer for the beach.
Ugh. There's that word again. 'Manufacturer'. Seriously, can anyone say it in a remotely sexy way? It's easier to sing than it is to speak.
Ahem.
🎶'MAN-UUUUUUU-FACT- ERERRRRRRRRR!!!'🎶
See?
😁
Why didn't Max overtake George?
Because Max is his curse. His circunstancial yapatron 3000. His asexual lover. His mentor. A protégé of people that were here before the dinosaurs. Max is George’s sleep paralysis demon , and George’s wake up! judicial court summon. Max is his joie de non vivres. His expired hemorrhoid cream. The wet eyelash that clings to cheek. His turning point member card, laminated. His red flagged lexapro prescription. His hysterical wife begging for a lobotomy but George has to be the one that does it. George’s vers that yierns for bottoming. The vibrating fist up George’s ass. His high functioning AI prompt of a man that is normal and tolerates him. His silly rabbit