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peace and love on planet earth
He is "eat shit"
And this one is "die"
And together they are: "The fuck you brothers"
They love casting spells
– Armor stand buddy!
Omg this is so cute and amazing, i'm gonna cry. Joel is so cool, and Cleo being happy truly has made my day
cleo reacts to joel’s new glow ink store (VOD)
I don’t think season 2 Joel is a god but I do think the headcannon I’ve seen of Joel from season 1 and season 2 being the same person is true
I believe what happened was that after his palace was destroyed and his loved ones went missing joel searched for a purpose to distract himself from the grief
He still wanted to leave behind a legacy so he became obsessed with building his magnum opus a statue just like his citizens but so much more he would get giant muscles and be very tall and have the power of a god
he based the design off of myths like Zeus because he was inspired by his wife who was debatably a goddess also he used famous Greek sculptures as references
While He is the same Joel from season 1 he is not an immortal god like he claims he is It would be ironic because it would make him making fun of Jimmy for being a toy hypocritical
I also think the reason Joel targets Jimmy so much is because they used to be brothers in laws and he used to think Jimmy was a great ally and friend so seeing someone with the same face and even some similarities in personality being a corrupt sheriff well it infuriates him to no end
I propose a new curse idea in empires called the curse of the mesa any empire that is located in that biome will have an emperor that is doomed to go insane and is associated with themes of delusions and denial there death will be the same as the ones before them they will die of heart break
Gemcyt au that stars the cod alliance from season one empire’s and where most of the other characters where crystal gems that fought in the gem war
Grian was the leader of the rebellion that worked together with Lizzie a diamond in disguise to fake her shattering and just like in cannon the diamonds retaliated by the corrupting all the gems still on the planet
Lizzie used her weapon to block the blast and like rose she was able to grab two others before it hit
Joel who never left her side and jimmy who stayed close to joel
the story takes place 5,300 years after the war and starts when a modern human historian named pix befriends the survivors
lizzie a pink diamond disguised as a rose quartz that is a scammer and is the one that makes their fake ids and legal papers
joel a green off color pearl that was originally quiet but over the years became more outspoken and confident
and jimmy a defective clumsy lapis that loves human board games and organic animals
Pix questions them about the gem artifacts and ruins he has been studying and as they get more comfortable around him they start info dumping about the caste system and the war
It steadily gets more and more personal until it gets to the point where he becomes their unofficial therapist
Then the home world gems start coming to earth again and pix becomes a diplomat that ends up using Lizzies status as a diamond to defeat the other diamonds by talking to them like Steven did in Steven universe
this au is heavy inspired by @playername-player-of-games and @marblegroves
Cod alliance Gemcyt au
Jimmy’s room Is a giant bubble bath/ water park the water is full bubbles and there are slides everywhere as a reference to the shoots and ladders board game
Joels is a floating area with swords and a sculpture garden filled with his original artwork ( he and Lizzie spend time there just like they did in their original garden)
Lizzies room changes the most and is the most modern so It’s something like a movie theater and since jimmy’s room isn’t safe she keeps Norman there ( he is pink like lion)
inspired by @playername-player-of-games gemcyt works
This is empires season 1 king Joel’s weapon of choice
Joel is the type of parent who thinks Hermes can do no wrong
AND HE IS CORRECT
It's Joel's turn :3
Wait- really Joel? You just woke up and you're already stealing Jimmy's cookies! Leave Jimmy's cookies, I'll get some for you later, but stop grabbing Jimmy's cookies -^- anyway- where's Lizzie? I thought you were with her
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꧁ 𝔗𝔥𝔢 𝔏𝔞𝔡𝔶 𝔒𝔣 𝔗𝔥𝔢 𝔒𝔠𝔢𝔞𝔫 ꧂
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(imagine this before c!Joel and c!Lizzie met in EmpiresSMP 1)
Once upon a time a girl named Lizzie, the sea knew her name and the God who judged her. Several years ago she had killed a man who cheated on her; She repented and begged not to be punished but her punishment was assigned to her on the shore of the sea, the poor girl would be condemned to live in the sea.
The waves she's cell and the moon she's guardian, a legend told that she will be in the sea forever. Such a story came to the ears of a young man in the kingdom of Mazalea, a boy who would be crowned king in a short time; the ravines reached the pier and curiosity invaded him, was that mermaid real? Willing to find out, Joel spent days and nights hoping to find the mermaid that they said sang at dusk and at dawn of a new day lamenting his mistake.
Apparently the perfect night had arrived, the clear sky and the full moon reflected in the calm that reigned in the sea, tired of waiting at the pier, he took his small rowing boat, he thought about going to a place where he was sure that if there is a siren there I would find her. Closer to where Joel wanted to go, closer to knowing if everything was real or not; as he got closer he had a strange feeling of being watched which was strange, he didn't want to think that someone had followed him. He approached the small coral reef that surrounded the place where he believed to find the mermaid of legend, the water was almost transparent thanks to how calm the sea was. Joel looked down attracted by a sudden light that came from the bottom, an old shipwreck was on the bottom, apparently illuminated by something, he observed it carefully and it seemed to be in perfect condition, even the light seemed to come from any oil lamp .
❥ I think I made it… - he mumbled to himself.
Close to Joel, Lizzie had climbed one of the rocks without making a sound and without noticing that someone was approaching, a thick stone wall separated them, Lizzie did not realize that Joel was fascinated with his house, years ago Lizzie had fixed the shipwreck to be able to live inside its ruins, for her it was quite comfortable. The beautiful girl with long pink hair began to sing as she would every night since it was the only thing capable of distracting her from her eternal punishment, the moon illuminated her pale skin and part of the bluish scales that were on her tail shone with intensity receiving the light of the moon. Joel was moved when he heard the beautiful song of the mermaid, the legend was real, he delicately approached in his boat and watched until the mermaid noticed him, Lizzie smiled at him and continued singing.
❥ Your voice is beautiful - Joel covered his mouth since he had spoken without thinking.
Lizzie stopped singing and gave Joel a giggle, she was nervous since she thought Joel was cute, for her the brown hair with the green streak of Joel was cute; the young man's emerald green eyes captivated her. In Joel's opinion, Lizzie was perfect, beautiful, with a beautiful voice, Lizzie's light blue eyes shone like two jewels and her hair adorned with a crown made of corals and pearls caught the young man's attention instantly; It seemed love at first sight, crushes instantly.
❥ Thank you very much, handsome young man - replied Lizzie, the mermaid came down from the rock and approached Joel.
They looked into each other's eyes, that look seemed to be the last detail to make them fall in love. Joel in his stammering nervousness as he neared the edge of the ship, Lizzie ran her hand around the future King's cheek.
❥ Your skin is beautiful and soft, for a fisherman it is something that surprises me. Lizzie continued.
❥ Thank you cutie, your hands are also soft and beautiful, I introduce myself to you "Lady of the sea", I'm Joel. - I didn't want to be rude to the pretty lady.
Lady of the sea? Was he referring to her?
❥ Me, "Lady of the sea"? - Lizzie said confused - my name is Lizzie, why did you call me "Lady of the sea"?
❥ In Mazalea we know her as Miss Lizzie, the legend of the Lady of the Sea is so well known by fishermen, artisans and merchants, named for that torn dress and her crown that makes her look like a queen without a country.
The young woman was surprised, she believed that no one knew about her. Curious to know more, Lizzie spoke with Joel for a long time until she realized that they understood each other, they stayed in silence for a moment, Joel couldn't stand it anymore and spoke again.
❥ Excuse me Lizzie, do you believe in love at first sight? Joel said, Lizzie blushed slightly.
❥ A little, why? - she replied.
The young man looked her in the eyes, extended his hand as a sign of wanting to help her get on the boat, although Lizzie wasn't curious about getting on, she accepted Joel's invitation, now they were sitting together.
❥ Because I think my heart fell into the hands of The Lady of the Sea. - Joel said, taking Lizzie's hands.
Lizzie was flustered, but in the end she, too, had fallen into the young fisherman's net.
❥ And mine in a fisherman's nets - he replied.
They exchanged glances, Joel's hand went to Lizzie's chin, getting closer and closer until they consummated a tender kiss in the moonlight, Lizzie's mermaid tail began to transform into her legs, the scales that surrounded her waist , shoulders and wrists began to disappear, she was no longer a mermaid, the fisherman had freed her from her punishment.
Lizzie knew that she needed a kiss of true love in order to be free, that God warned her that there was only one way to be freed, a perfect love that would make her remember the love she always wanted, when she was on the seashore she would be a human , if she enters to swim, she will be a mermaid again until she comes out of the water.
❥ Thanks Joel - the girl threw herself to hug the young man, she was finally free.
Time passed and the couple made a courtship official, the couple was very loved by the kingdom of Mazalea, Joel was crowned King and Lizzie began to create her own kingdom, one that would one day be united by the marriage of both leaders.
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[Okokok :3 hi, ok I wrote this while I been hearing the song "La Dama del Mar" form Mago de Oz, when I was listening to it I thought of c!Lizzie and c!Joel and so I wrote this :3 If you want to listen to the song look for "La Dama del Mar Mago de Oz" on YouTube and look for the lyrics in English and it's simply beautiful, I personally love the song :D I hope you like it, bye I'm going to sleep it's 3:43 am- qwq"]
Hermittober day 5: Burn
I tried to make reference to the boat boys- but idk- With the rose I tried to represent their union, the fire represents what happened to the ship and the red thread the theme of the soulmates, well- ignoring my attempt to represent them I hope and you liked the drawing<3 see ya!