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Hello! I’m Snark, the sniggle Vice President. I’m a fun-loving and wild spirit, and my pronouns are they/them. I joined Wiggly to spread chaos, but soon found him to be … let’s just say a jerk. He said some not-so-nice things after I came out, but Uncle Wiley was always supportive. I live by a strong code of morals, and exist only to spread chaos. I enjoy flowers and arson, and my favorite day of the week is Monday.
Story Starter #32
“Kids are the future!”
“That’s what everyone used to say about you, and look how that turned out.”
Sticker sheet I'm making :D
If anyone is interested, this is everything I did to my head today. 1: Hair was slicked back with gel and brushed into shape while still wet from the shower, then brushed again after air drying. Products used: Garnier Fructis Style Spike Explosion Power Gel (silly name, but it was $3 on a grocery store clearance rack) and cheap boar bristle hairbrush. 2: Foundation applied in a soothing manner with a clean brush, then sealed with fixative. Products used: Sonia Kashuk synthetic foundation brush, MAC Studio Fix Fluid foundation, Nyx Matte Finish setting spray 3: Eyebrows were filled aggressively with an angled brush, then set using a different, stiffer brush and some hair gel. Products used: ELF angled brush, Make Up For Ever Aqua Brow, Sephora Collection eyebrow brush, that hair gel with the long name 4: Didn't feel like messing around with eye makeup that I would only sweat, cry or rub off, so just curled my eyelashes and swiped on some waterproof mascara. Products used: Travel-sized eyelash curler of unknown origin, Maybelline Lash Sensational mascara 5: Using my fingertips, I smeared concealer on anything I didn't like. I was distracted, so I ended up putting it on my eyelids too. Product used: Make Up For Ever full cover concealer 6: To make myself feel better about life, I applied some fancy lipstick straight from the bullet. Product used: Bésame Cosmetics Classic Color lipstick
Playing the Chi-chian flash game (on archive.org) was fun and all but my favourite were the little glimpses into the history and lore of Chi-chians world. Delivered with the customary snark, of course. 😂
Random Gothic Homemaking screenshots.
Random Gothic Homemaking screenshots.
I miss orville... 😢
Random Gothic Homemaking screenshots.
random Gothic Homemaking screenshots
snark appreciation post because I love him so fucking much
I have so many videos and photos if him at this point I need to make more. I need a snark army i live then so much