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What do you mean Emillian isn't "allowed" to kill people??? Uuuhm???He's literally neurodivergent and a minor?????

OK BUT

We all know that samwell is full of gays right ? Like bitty chose it for it's reputation as being lgbtq+ friendly . So if you think about it it's impossible that there would be only one 2 lgbt guys ( Jack and bitty ) on a male hockey team filled to the brim with attractive men . And you might be thinking , ok but who else would be gay ? My opinion : the freckled red head who looks at bitty like he's everything , who makes comments about jacks butt , who had a gay panic moment when he found out he would be sharing a room with his insanely attractive hipster teammate , and my second opinion is that the insanely attractive hipster teammate who also had a panic moment when that happened is also painted rainbow . Enjoy my sick indused rambling .

So I was at my Hebrew school the other day and the cantor was talking about Jewish music and how Jews are always happy 24/7 and I'm just sitting here in all black not having slept in a week and listening to mcr like happiness? I haven't seen that bitch in years.

I'll stop wearing grey when they make a darker color that's not yet black but still not a shade of grey

So today in class I was talking to this jerk who calls himself a neo Nazi and he's asked me out before even though he knows I'm Jewish but someone asked us if we were dating and he said "no I don't date Jews" and I just stared him straight into his eyes and replied "good cause I don't date boys " , he just sat there confused and stunned for the rest of the class , my friends got mad at me because right after I yelled "get rainbowed on bitch !"

So I was listening to my musical playlist and my Snapchat was spammed with these and I just thought you guys should see this

I just got suspended 🤩