Sooooo - Tumblr Posts
I need a pet stoner girl that I can keep leashed 24/7.
Collared isn't enough. Putting the leash on when we go out isn't enough. The leash has gotta be on her and either in my hand or tied to something all day every day! If she needs the washroom then she can ask to be taken!
my day be so fine then boom ivantill alien stage
Bro I figURED OUT HOW TO USE OVERLAYS WOOOOOO
Messing around with this expression cause it NEVER gets old. Hypnosis gif down below, small flashing lights warning!
Cause his eyes are pretty
some fucker: “If you arent paying for a product, you are the product!”
me using tumblr costing yahoo a billion dollars:
poems(ish) pt one
anger.
it festers, like an infected wound left untreated.
i want to hit something.
break something.
anything.
i can't.
it shouldn't get this bad.
but it did.
now i'm angry, restlessly angry.
i want to hit something.
break something.
break someone.
watch them bleed out, their blood staining my hands and clothes and face and-
i can't.
it wasn't supposed to get this bad.
but it did.
I have this problem where if I can’t sleep I turn on Hamilton and it lulls me like a lullaby
Not me lighting a candle and incense and turning on a punk record for sutekh's day and immediately snapping out of my depressive episode
(voice of a guy whos so horny they can barely think straight) haha yeah dude id love to become a weapon for you to wield. id love to be that which protects you from danger and saves you in peril for sure. killing for you is literally my dream just say the word and theyre all dead lol. i want to be that which saves you. i want to be an object for you to use. in a totally bro way yknow
Well, since this is one of the 3 posts that got flagged on my blog and apart from shirtless Arthur there's but a KITTEN on it, I can totally support that theory.
Tumblr agrees that Arthur is a sexgod!
I went through my posts and checked what got flagged by these useless tumblr bots and believe it or not, all the flagged posts (which are NOT n.sfw!!) have exactly one thing in common:
Shirtless Arthur Pendragon!!
The Emperor’s New Clothes,
Aithusa the bathtime crasher
How to use the bucket
My birthday (confession)
blablabla…
Soooo, tumblr has a problem with shirtless Arthur Pendragon while Arthur is hella often shirtless in the Merlin bbc show. WHICH IS A FAMILY SHOW! FOR EVERY AGE! GODS SAKE!!
This should happen.. why is this not a fic♡♡
AU where Chloe writes starts to write poetry after one of her counselors recommends it. She hides this fact because most of it is about her mother leaving and her attachment to Adrian. She needs an outlet and feedback on it so she posts it online, maybe on Instagram or Tumblr.
Meanwhile Nathaneäl is struggling with Art block and his hunt for inspiration leads him to one of QueenBee-tch ’s poems about unrequited love. This leads comments and dms. And heated discussions about how healthy unrequited love is. Nath drawing things that were inspired by her poems. Chloe writing snippets inspired by his art. Both of them falling for each other and deciding to meet up once they find out they live in the same city. They decide not to send each other photos. Just meet up at a particular time wearing clothing that is told to the other one in advance for recognizing purposes.
They’d be 21ish and meeting each other after 4ish years and they’d be red faced and oh shit how do I react.
The vibes were super unintentional lol
I'm just kinda... letting me get carried away for the music, idk, like I did with donnie's draw. I was really proud of that one.
Thanks for the "feel better soon" <3
Heyyy~ I am not feeling good.
Bad day, and insomnia won't let me finish it
But! So I feel better, I'm gonna publish a sketchy preview of (@greatlyblessed ) Swap!Rafa's design. Hope you guys like it <3
We Shouldn’t | One-Shot (Hobi)
Rating/genre: M (18+), best friends to ???; smut 💖 Pairings: Hoseok x Reader(f) feat. Jimin (present but not involved in the smut) Warnings: Explicit smut, unprotected vaginal penetration, sort of public sex (non-consenting friend in the same room but setting is not public), secret/hidden sex, creampie, thigh fucking, mostly-clothed sex, borderline somnophilia (it’s not quite because it’s accidental while anyone is still asleep), a bit of internal angst, just smut really guys - that’s it lol Word Count: 3.5k Summary: That porn trope where you have sex next to someone else sleeping and just hope they don’t wake up. Yeah, that’s what this is. But in a way that I found hot and doable without it being cringe.
You weren’t sure who’d fallen asleep first but you were apparently the first one to wake, eyes fluttering open to find the room lit up only by the light coming in from the kitchen and the Netflix home screen on the TV, the film having ended at some point while you were passed out.
Without moving, you could make out Jimin on the other couch, though not very well since he was now tucked into the cushions as well, wrapped up in a blanket, seeming fast asleep from the steady rise and fall of his back.
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where might we float from here?
absolutely love it when girls go "lately i'm obsessed with" and then say the most mundane thing ever
i started to envy leon kennedy fans so i had to take matters into my own hands
what can i say except, you're welcome
his smug ass face is literally :] all the time and i love it
