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Arthur: You know who I think is the ugliest servant in the castle?

Arthur: Merlin.

Arthur: You know what I'd give him, on a scale of 1 to 10? With 1 being the ugliest and then ten the most beautiful.

Arthur: I would give him-

Arthur: An 8

Arthur: ...

Arthur: An 8.5

Arthur: ...

Arthur: Or a 9

Arthur: Not-not over a 9.8

Arthur: Because there is always room for improvement.

Arthur:

Arthur: Not everyone's perfect like me. That's why I am holding out for a ten.

Arthur: Because I'm worth it.

Morgana: Arthur, do you really think it's wise to ride out and fight a dragon?

Arthur: No, I don't think it's wise to do anything anymore. Like, here I am alive and well today and I could very well be killed by you tomorrow.

Morgana: Why that's absurd.