Arthur: You Know Who I Think Is The Ugliest Servant In The Castle?

Arthur: You know who I think is the ugliest servant in the castle?

Arthur: Merlin.

Arthur: You know what I'd give him, on a scale of 1 to 10? With 1 being the ugliest and then ten the most beautiful.

Arthur: I would give him-

Arthur: An 8

Arthur: ...

Arthur: An 8.5

Arthur: ...

Arthur: Or a 9

Arthur: Not-not over a 9.8

Arthur: Because there is always room for improvement.

Arthur:

Arthur: Not everyone's perfect like me. That's why I am holding out for a ten.

Arthur: Because I'm worth it.

Arthur: Since you haven't been too annoying lately and have been begging me for it...I'll allow you to hug me. One hug.

Merlin: *excited* For how long?

Arthur: Four to five seconds.

Merlin: FORTY-FIVE SECONDS?!

Arthur: nO-

Merlin: *wraps his arms around Arthur* Too late.

There isn't one yet, but feel free to write it ;c)

*Officer Arthur arrests a very chatty criminal named Merlin*

Arthur: You have the right to remain silent.

Arthur: And please feel free to exercise this right.

Merlin Writer Month 2018

My Major is Pre-Sorcery by princepratness

Pairing: Merlin/Arthur Pendragon

Words: 5,843

Summary: Merlin’s in the pre-sorcery department and Arthur’s in the Prince program. The last thing Arthur expected is for them to ever get along. However, they do. In fact, they get along so damn well that Arthur’s stuck wondering how he never noticed when the insults became kisses instead.

Comments: This is absolutely adorable and is a lovely quick heartwarming read for anyone who loves a bit of Merthur. The perfect enemies to lovers/ friends to lovers fic!

Thank you @das-alien-vom-planeten-wooh for the recommendation ❤️

Uther: You're not going to fight a magical monster, Arthur.

Merlin: But Arthur has such a good track record with magical monsters. Only last week he did not die after being severely wounded by one.

Uther:

Arthur: Merlin, you're not helping.

Merlin: I know. I'm not trying to.

Arthur: Is that understood?

Merlin: Yes.

Arthur: Yes, what?

Merlin: Yes, it is.

Arthur: Yes, it is what?

Merlin: Yes, it is understood.

Arthur: Yes, it is understood what?

Merlin: *sighs* You're not seriously asking me to call you 'Sire', are you?

Arthur: Yes, I am. Because I am your King and that's the appropriate way to address me. So, is that understood?

Merlin: Yes.

Merlin: …

Merlin: Sire.