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Bungou Stray Dogs as some of my favorite Epithet Erased quotes:

Dazai: Mano a mano! Pistol to pistol! Ugly rat man vs the... grossest face I can make while fighting!

Fyodor: You know, I do have feelings.

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Atsushi: He's trying to lure me into a false sense of security! Well, joke's on him! I've never been secure in my life! And I'm not about to start now!

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Kunikda: I promised I'd work myself to death by the age of 35! Anything less means I wasn't trying hard enough!

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Tachihara: Listen here, Mr. Assassin-

Gin: Miss.

Tachihara: Oh! O-oh my gosh, I am SO sorry.

Gin: It's quite alright! Please, continue with your threat.

Tachihara: Oh, right. Thank you.

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Kyouka: I wish my mom was a ghost. She's just dead.

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Dazai: Aww, c'mon man! Be cool.

Kunikida: Everyone knows the coolest thing to be... is an upright citizen.

Dazai: LAAAAME!

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Akutagawa: (regarding Atsushi passing out) Did he just pass out from the shock? What a weenie. Half of my bones are broken and you don't hear me complaining!...much.

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Kouyou: [The woman steps forward and unsheathes a real ass, goddamn sword and points it at them.]

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Chuuya: How did you manage to crash my car in the TEN MINUTES I was gone?!

Dazai: I don't know, man! It's not my fault!

Chuuya: Dude, you've crashed five cars in the same year? I think you're the common denominator at that point!

Dazai: (whining) THE ROAD WAS WIGGLY!!