Bungou Stray Dogs As Some Of My Favorite Epithet Erased Quotes:

Bungou Stray Dogs as some of my favorite Epithet Erased quotes:

Dazai: Mano a mano! Pistol to pistol! Ugly rat man vs the... grossest face I can make while fighting!

Fyodor: You know, I do have feelings.

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Atsushi: He's trying to lure me into a false sense of security! Well, joke's on him! I've never been secure in my life! And I'm not about to start now!

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Kunikda: I promised I'd work myself to death by the age of 35! Anything less means I wasn't trying hard enough!

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Tachihara: Listen here, Mr. Assassin-

Gin: Miss.

Tachihara: Oh! O-oh my gosh, I am SO sorry.

Gin: It's quite alright! Please, continue with your threat.

Tachihara: Oh, right. Thank you.

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Kyouka: I wish my mom was a ghost. She's just dead.

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Dazai: Aww, c'mon man! Be cool.

Kunikida: Everyone knows the coolest thing to be... is an upright citizen.

Dazai: LAAAAME!

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Akutagawa: (regarding Atsushi passing out) Did he just pass out from the shock? What a weenie. Half of my bones are broken and you don't hear me complaining!...much.

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Kouyou: [The woman steps forward and unsheathes a real ass, goddamn sword and points it at them.]

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Chuuya: How did you manage to crash my car in the TEN MINUTES I was gone?!

Dazai: I don't know, man! It's not my fault!

Chuuya: Dude, you've crashed five cars in the same year? I think you're the common denominator at that point!

Dazai: (whining) THE ROAD WAS WIGGLY!!

a piece for my miraculous x bungou stray dogs crossover series, wherein dazai and chuuya go undercover at françoise dupont as marc and nathaniel! (i kinda got lazy with the background, but whatever...)

listen when I walked into the photoshoot area there were already like five other Chuuyas and they all cheered when they saw me come in, and then each time another Chuuya came in the whole group would cheer again lmao

some of my favorite pictures from the bungou stray dogs photoshoot at otakon!

Soukoku Incorrect Quotes (1)

Dazai: I'm a reverse necromancer.
Chuuya: Isn't that just killing people?
Dazai: Ah, technicality.

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Dazai: *holding a bottle* Is this whiskey or perfume? 
Chuuya: *chugs entire bottle* 
Chuuya: It’s perfume.

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Chuuya, at Dazai's funeral: I need a moment with him.

Everyone: Of course. *They leave*

Chuuya, leaning over Dazai′s coffin: Okay, listen here you little shit. I know you’re not dead.

Dazai: Yeah, no shit.

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Chuuya: When I was your age-

Dazai, mocking Chuuya: When I was your height.

Chuuya:

Chuuya: Listen here you little shit-

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Chuuya: I want to kiss you.

Dazai, not paying attention: What?

Chuuya: I said if you die, I wouldn’t miss you.

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Dazai: That was so hot, Chuuya.

Chuuya: I literally called the person who just flirted with you a degenterate dog and told them I hope they get dragged through the streets.

Dazai: I'm so in love with you.

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Chuuya: Are you ready to commit?

Dazai: Like, a crime or a relationship?

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Chuuya: Hey, you want a tarot reading?

Dazai: Those are Pokemon cards.

Chuuya: You got a magikarp.

Dazai: ...

Chuuya: It means 'fuck you'.

Bungou Stray Dogs as Screenshots of Despair, pt. 2

something I absolutely love is those videos where people animate characters over funny audios like. watching bits from comedians or vine compilations or funny scenes from shows is funny but when the same sound is animated over characters from another piece of media you adore? peak humor. literally instant serotonin. you CANNOT get funnier in my opinion.

anyways people who make those things I love you you deserve the world!!