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Hartley: I’ve been dropping them the most insanely obvious hints for like a year now. No response.

Amy: Wow. They sound stupid.

Hartley: But they’re not. They’re really smart actually. Just dense.

Amy: Maybe you need to be more obvious? Like, I don’t know… “Hey! I love you!”

Hartley: I guess you’re right. Hey Amy, I love you.

Amy: See! Just say that!

Hartley: Holy fucking shit.

Amy: If that flies over their head then, sorry Hartley, but they're too dumb for you.

Hartley: Amy.

Somewhat Correct Quotes #18

Buni: Oh, fiddlesticks!

Leo: Look, I understand this is a tense situation, but let’s watch the fucking language

Sanders Sides as Homestuck Quotes

Logan: It’s really weird. This human emotion you call friendship.

Virgil: Friendship isn’t an emotion fucknuts.

Logan: Well you see, the explanation is perfectly simple and scientific. 

Logan: It was because shut up. Shut up is why.

Virgil: That’s an ugly rumor. Whoever told you that is a filthy liar.

Virgil: And you should probably stop hitting on him all the time or whatever.

Roman: I can’t control myself. I must have a weakness for insufferable pricks.

Patton: N...no!

Deceit: A fair rebuttal. However, consider this counterpoint-

Deceit: Y...yes???

Roman: I have yet to encounter a problem where a sword didn’t factor into the solution in at least some way.

Virgil: Patton? What the fuck.

Patton: Can’t talk chasing dogs.

Logan: Honestly, Thomas. The conversation we are having right now bears a striking resemblance to absolute nonsense.

Roman: This is some very powerful Juju. You’d be messing with some forces we don’t fully understand.

Remus: Sounds like a dare to me.

Roman: Oh my god.

Roman: Moral of the story is blue kid is a dumb nerd but is right when he says stuff.

Thomas: What happened to Deceit? Why is he passed out on the floor?

Virgil: Because I punched him in the face.

Thomas: What?

Virgil: You heard me.