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Luna: Everyone shut up.

Luna:*joins Zoom meeting* Hello, my name is-

Nate: Hey, can I have some of your weed? Mom took all of mine.

Luna: We don’t even have a mom, Nathan!

Erik: I know I’m a jerk with no morals, but lately, these idiots have been really close to surpassing me

*camera zooms out to reveal Jean burning down a house while Peter plays heavy metal over Scott and Warren’s satanic chanting*

Erik: Even I can do better than that.

Warren: Hey!

Jean: Sorry, I’m a lesbian.

Warren: Well, hello there.

Jubilee: I’m dating her!

Warren: Is there anyone around here who actually likes men?!

Kurt: I do.

Warren: Okay, we’re going out for dinner.

Scott: Why is your Spotify filled with these songs?

Kurt: Which songs?

Scott: Linkin Park, Green Day, what is this?

Kurt: I don’t know what’s so weird about th-

Warren: *starts blasting In The End from the other room*

Scott: Oh, I see you. Look, just take his leather jacket. Works like a charm.

Scott: *is wearing Peter’s jacket*

Erik: Ah, I see that you are having the annual “everyone thinks Erik is a lunatic” meeting.

Charles: It’s biannual, and no, not that one.

Jean: This is the monthly “are Scott and Peter fucking or do they just play really loud video games” meeting.

Peter: You know, Scott was like a brother to me.

Jubilee: *from a distance* Sweet home Alabama…

Scott: I met this one mutant like five centuries ago–

Pietro: Aw come on, Honey. Not that many centuries ago.

Ellie, to Luna: Your parents are on a whole other level.