Source: The Incorrect Quotes Channel On A Discord Server For A *different* Fandom - Tumblr Posts

ascians: a little murder never hurt anyone

scions: except for the victims!

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rando: is wol good?

alphinaud: how so?

alphinaud: they're a good person but like emotionally? never

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wol waking up after mt gulg incident: good FUCK everyone, i'm awake

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alisae: crimes

alphinaud: gay crimes?

alisae: gay crimes

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alphinaud: i don't think that's a skill

wol, levelling: anything can be a skill if you break enough stuff

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wol: Oh btw I borrowed some of your books to keep myself busy

g'raha: *turns bright red and wishes he could sink into the ground*

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alisae, about alphinaud: While he's very intelligent and also a big help most of the time, he can also be quite. um. yea 3

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wol: Through case by case basis and also experience I've concluded the result of my experiment

g'raha: and that is?

wol: I'm immortal.

alphinaud: wait whats your ... evidence here?

wol: well. I haven't died yet, as you can see

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alphinaud: So remember how I said it was a very bad idea for me to read more than one book at once because i’m liable to mix the characters up, but I was still reading 3 books?

wol: Yeah

alphinaud: So I finished one of those

wol: Yay!

alphinaud: And then I started 5 more

wol: Oh gods