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Bet Hiccup learned to run before he knew how to walk
Containing Hiccup is like trying to cage a tornado in a cat crate
It ain't happening
Menace since day one
Big boi Stoick, pls
“Hiccup would you stop trying to kill yourself for TWO seconds I cannot handle the fucking heart palpitations I’m going to tie your hands together and take away your leg yes I’m going to take your leg and no you can’t go to Gobber and ask him for another one you are quite literally grounded STAY ON THE GROUND PLEASE,”
U k what the httyd franchise should do if they really want my attention? Flashback film to valka and stoick’s romance.
Like imagine it. Them first meeting, falling in love. Valka’s concern about the dragons, the strain it puts on their relationship at the beginning. Them just being deeply in love and married, then valka getting taken. Stoick grieving right at the end.
Tell me it wouldnt be so perfectly angsty
Bahahahah xD
I literally randomly doodled Grimmel pulled by Stoick like, month ago xDDD
HTTYD 3 theory
I was thinking about what Grimmel said to Hiccup : “Your father knew of me”.
… What if Grimmel lied about this ?
If Stoick knew of Gimmel, he would have known Grimmel is called “the Night Fury Killer” ; and they (probably) would have talked about Night Furies, considering there is still at least one on Berk.
If they had :
- Grimmel would'nt have been so surprised when the warlords told him Berk was protected by a Night Fury,
- Stoick would have written what he would have learned from Grimmel in the Book of Dragons, to “update it” ; but in HTTYD 1, there’s nothing about Night Furies, and they’re called “Dragons that no one ever saw”…
… Or I am just an “obssessed-by-details-and-coherence-pain-in-the-ass” ?
Stoick, gesturing to all of Hiccup: No more of… this
Hiccup: Sticks and stones may break my bones but a crowbar would do it so much quicker