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Stuffed myself full of burgers and coke 🫃🏻 obsessed with how round I look

I may or may not have got a little bit intoxicated last night… I guzzled 14 beers and burped the house down, oops?😏😳😱🍻😝

Excuse me🍻🐷😳🤤

Got treated to a meal for 2 last night and 12 beers… weighing in at 245 lbs at the moment! Being on so much more! URP

Damn the donations need to slow down… what are you doing to me?! Stuffed again and still have beers to chug! URPPP you’re all gonna get me so fat…🍻🐷😳

Are you not embarrassed about how fat you made yourself? 😋

Now why would I be embarrassed ? I got the body of a god👀🐷🤤

Another weekend of pure gluttony and I’m feeling as fat as ever… URP

I’d say excuse me but that would mean I cared.. URP pass me another beer and be quick about it

Seriously tho what’s with the “woah bro you’re so fat” “do you really need another beer?” comments lately?? It’s not my fault I can have a beer or two and not put on any weight. It’s also not my fault I can eat junk food and still look like a twink… I just don’t get it

Yes, my burps are as big as my bite.. and the rest of me 😏