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Drunk ass dad gets round
Dad’s belly gets to big on beer

Big Dad filled up on beer, pizza, Diet Coke and menthos


Diet Coke and Mentos Bloat

Dad’s beer gut bloated up huge
In honor of hitting 1800 followers today (thank you all that number is insane to me) and Valentine’s Day, I wanted to do some kind of challenge and really test my limits, so here it is:
Like = 50 calories
Comment = 100 calories
Reblog = 150
This calorie drive will go from today until 2/21 at 5:00 pm cst. The actual stuffing(s) for this will take place beginning March 1st and continue throughout the weekend until I reach (or perhaps surpass) the total. Depending on where the total ends up, i will either consume that many calories every day, or split up the number into three days worth of eating.
It’s crazy how far I’ve come and how much bigger I want to be. I’m hoping it’s been as fun for you as it has for me because I’m far from finished 😁
Now Let’s see how much y’all want me to eat 😋😉
Before is from 2015 and roughly 100 lbs ago 🫠😍


I need more food to get even bigger! Of your kindness 🥺
just posted a youtube video, in this video you'll see me chugging soda and burping like a pig!!
just posted a youtube video, in this video you'll see me chugging soda and burping like a pig!!
Beer chug with a sorta face reveal 😱🫣😋… won’t be long until this shirt loses some buttons if I carry on..

Another day another beer chug 🍻 no better way to spend time off work. Beer, take aways and video games
Thought I’d try a little talking in a video… I promise I’ll get more confident 👀😳🫣😂
Well… I found one of my old gym tops🍻😏
I may or may not have got a little bit intoxicated last night… I guzzled 14 beers and burped the house down, oops?😏😳😱🍻😝
Excuse me🍻🐷😳🤤

Got treated to a meal for 2 last night and 12 beers… weighing in at 245 lbs at the moment! Being on so much more! URP
Damn the donations need to slow down… what are you doing to me?! Stuffed again and still have beers to chug! URPPP you’re all gonna get me so fat…🍻🐷😳