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Aughra: Brave Brian the Stonewood Gelfling.

Rian: How did you almost know my name?

Aughra: Aughra has approximate knowledge of many things.

SkekTek: Do you know how many bones the Gelfling body has? It's 206. You start with 369 when you're babies but they fuse.

SkekTek: Wouldn't you want to go back? Have as many bones as a baby?

SkekTek: What if I could help you?

Gurjin: Hi, yeah. What the actual, literal, GENUINE FUCK does this mean?

Naia: We won't die. Because we have this. [points to chest]

Kylan: We have heart?

Naia: Heart? No. Me. I’m pointing at myself. I’m going to win this for us.

Periss: Hey.

Onica: Hi.

Onica:

Onica: What are you doing here?

Periss: I was in the neighborhood, wanted food, didn’t want to pay for it, here I am.

Onica: The door was locked.

Periss: Yeah, you’re gonna need a new lock.

SkekSa: Astrology ain't real.

UrSan: Literally nothing is real. Your name is gibberish, but you still answer to it because you crave identity and structure, you pathetic fucking balding biped.

Gurjin: Do you know why koalas aren't classified as bears?

Kylan: Because they're marsupials.

Gurjin:

Kylan:

Gurjin: [starts to leave]

Gurjin, mumbles under his breath: Because they're marsupials- NO, IT'S BECAUSE THEY DON'T HAVE THE KOALAFICATION.

Kylan: Some people give off a vibe right away, they’re like, ‘do not fuck with me.’

Kylan: My vibe is more like, ‘hey, you could pour soup in my lap and I’ll probably apologize to you’

UrLii: I want to write.

UrLii: I have ideas.

UrLii: I open the document.

UrLii: I type the four worst sentences ever created in the Urru language.

UrLii: I daydream the rest of the scene.

UrLii: I close the document.