Skektek The Scientist - Tumblr Posts

SkekTek: Do you know how many bones the Gelfling body has? It's 206. You start with 369 when you're babies but they fuse.

SkekTek: Wouldn't you want to go back? Have as many bones as a baby?

SkekTek: What if I could help you?

Gurjin: Hi, yeah. What the actual, literal, GENUINE FUCK does this mean?

A Presentation For skekSil

SkekTek: Hello and welcome to my presentation on why you should go fuck yourself. Spoiler alert: it's because you are a piece of shit that no one likes.

SkekTek: But why are you shit? Were you raised this way or unfortunate circumstances to blame? No, you're just terrible.

SkekTek: Still confused? Of course you are, here's a pie chart that should straighten things up. Here's a quick visual aid and I think this next slide really drives the point home: fuck you, go fuck yourself.

SkekTek: Now this graph is really interesting. As you can see, it shows the number of people that want you to go fuck yourself over time. Of note, this isn't 99% percent of the population. This isn't even 99.999% of the population. This is 100% of the population. That's right, even you want you to go fuck yourself so what are you doing here? Go on, go do it now!

SkekTek: You may be asking, "does all this hatred represent a weakness on my own part? Could it be that nobody deserves to hear the words 'go fuck yourself' because every single being on the planet is worthwhile and a valuable member of society?" Ha! No! Go fuck yourself.

SkekTek: In conclusion, I want you to know that I don't really mean anything I'm saying here. I think you're good and ultimately, I don't want you to go fuck yourself.

SkekTek: Just kidding haha, go fuck yourself. Thank you.