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Alastor being aroace makes his dynamic with Vox like 100% funnier. It's a villain rivalry, you immediately know people will look at these two and think "they crave each other carnally", except only one of them has the capacity for it. Which is the perfect set up for a ridiculous one-sided obsession, but then Alastor is shown to be acting way more unbothered by Vox than he actually is. Dude is walking the streets of Hell menacingly staring into cameras and doesn't even have the excuse of homosexuality. Both of these fuckers are goofy as hell.
hello i hope you’re having a lovely day!! can i please please request texts with fwb ellie?? maybe with a lil jealous ellie?? 😎😎
hi thanks for requesting!! this was very fun to think about, i hope you're having a lovely day too <3
notes: i chose not to describe the picture like i usually do because picking a specific outfit felt a little wrong!! i don't want to exclude anyone's style so i'm leaving that up to you!
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I love seeing people call whatever is going on between Astarion and Gale as "toxic old man yaoi."
Because if you told them about it, Gale would look sad and say, "Toxic is a bit of a strong word. Everyone in this group has their own issues and-"
Meanwhile, the 200+ year old vampire shaking with rage behind him would shriek, "OLD?!?!?!"
Mfw the brain squid is bothering me about the worm in my skull again (He's backseat-gaming😔).
I WAS THINKING OF DRAWING THIS BUT THEY DID IT THEMSELVES LOL
Also, does this mean that Uzi is canonically 5'3" (with the hat on)?
N's numbers are cropped but it wouldn't be hard to get a screenshot of the two together and put it on a height chart with Uzi scaled.
“She listens to kehlani be fucking for real” 😭😭😭
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A moment of silence for Sanji
poor guy just got ignored 😭
wow i wonder what piece of breaking news i missed
You: don't treat me like I'm a child, I'm a grown woman--
Joel, holding his dick out: here comes the air plane!
You: 🫨
all my damage dealing characters died in the second phase so i ended up fighting him with my sole survivor fu xuan and they had a preservation-off
sorry.. sorry.... i am the reason they nerfed aventurine boss fight
I don't know how he did it but my god am I greatful
Last night I had a dream that was about a family of three guys, a father and two sons, all together on a fishing trip and some woman came up and said “Oh, what are your guy’s names?” and the father went “My name’s Dean, and this is my son Bean.” and the woman gestured to the other son questioningly and the dad got the most upset, disappointed look on his face and went “That’s my other son, Sean.” and I’ve never woken up laughing harder in my life.
A weird little piece of early Bleach ephemera that I am obsessed with is the phrasing around Rukia's favorite foods on her character profile sketch:
"But the list could get longer."
I feel like this implies that at some point, Kubo envisioned that shinigami didn't eat or that there was no food in Soul Society. Which...makes sense? They're ghosts after all. And even in the way it turned out, non-powerful souls still have no need to eat.
It's just hard to picture Soul Society without food--all I can think of is the version of Soul Society from the Bleach live action movie, which was all shadowy rooms and purple glowing orbs.
The thing I really want to know about the idea of a food-less Soul Society, though is-- do souls who died have any kind of memory of what food tastes like? Like, would Renji's favorite food still by taiyaki, but only because he has ghost-memories of it from when he was alive? In that regard, is it perhaps a mark of class to not know what food tastes like? Someone like Byakuya, born and raised in Soul Society would have never eaten. That would put Rukia in a funny position, in the sense that she doesn't know what anything tastes like, not because she's noble, but simply because she was too young when she died to remember what anything tasted like.
Anyway, I think it's for the best that Kubo changed it, but I also enjoy thinking about Rukia eating whole cucumbers in Ichigo's closet in the middle of the night and exclaiming over their exquisite crunch and flavor while he smashes his pillow over his ears and wishes that someone would come and get her already.