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thinking about tailor!nanami …. suggestive!

you’re tasting coffee on his lips while he hopes they aren’t chapped. such a gentleman—isn’t he? even when he’s breaking the rules.
getting frisky in the dressing room wasn’t how he expected today to go. especially when you called the boutique at three, requesting “anyone but nanami” to fit your shirt for you. but he wasn’t complaining. you whisked him away after his coworker took your clothes. sure, it’s cramped and dim. but even if he had something to say, you were keeping him busy.
his hand slides up, lingering on your inner thigh, where your skin meets his. kento’s arms fell asleep a long time ago, yet now they move on their own. the hushed talks on the other side of the wall fail to reach his ears.
with a glow that definitely wasn’t there before, you smile up at him as he stares down.
“ken, you’ll fix my dress tomorrow too, won’t you?”
the customer is always right.
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thinking about tailor!nanami …. suggestive!

you’re tasting coffee on his lips while he hopes they aren’t chapped. such a gentleman—isn’t he? even when he’s breaking the rules.
getting frisky in the dressing room wasn’t how he expected today to go. especially when you called the boutique at three, requesting “anyone but nanami” to fit your shirt for you. but he wasn’t complaining. you whisked him away after his coworker took your clothes. sure, it’s cramped and dim. but even if he had something to say, you were keeping him busy.
his hand slides up, lingering on your inner thigh, where your skin meets his. kento’s arms fell asleep a long time ago, yet now they move on their own. the hushed talks on the other side of the wall fail to reach his ears.
with a glow that definitely wasn’t there before, you smile up at him as he stares down.
“ken, you’ll fix my dress tomorrow too, won’t you?”
the customer is always right.
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the last pic of the fantroll completely in pink reminds me of neopets

and no, no youre right... but while we're here
all over you (2) | jjk

summary — now that you have the hottest nerd all to yourself, you strive to keep it that way. But, that becomes more of a task when a new female member (with an even shorter skirt collection than you) joins the gaming club and has eyes for your man.
genre — smut, fluff (nerd!jk, fuckgirl!reader)
word count — 8.2k
warnings — unprotected sex (in a janitors closet/in a car with four others), fingering, oral (male receiving), drooling, orgasm denial, cum eating, spanking, biting, breath play, sending & receiving nudes, drug use, pregnancy scare, broken ankle lol, drink driving, swearing
one | two | three
WAIT! Minnie’s name has been changed to Kaya (Taehyung’s girlfriend). That’s it.

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“Y/N, quit distracting me.” Jungkook pries your eager fingers away from his inner thigh. “I need to kill this boss.”
He’s been at it for almost an hour now — hands glued to the mouse when they could be around your throat, tongue darting along his top lip when it could be between your legs, eyes locked on the screen when they could be on your ass. It’s killing you, plus, he looks extra fuck-able today. There’s something incredibly sexy about grey sweatpants and tousled hair.
“But, we need to get ready for the party.” You say with something special embedded in your tone.
He furrows his brows at the high-def screen. “That’s in four hours.”
“No, Jungkook.” You place a chaste kiss against his neck and completely ignore the presence of the other gaming club members. They’ve seen it all by now. “We need to get ready for the party.”
That’s code for ‘please fuck me before the party so we don’t get too handsy in Taehyung’s fancy kitchen’ and he’s just been made aware, which is exactly why he pauses his game and turns to meet your playful gaze.
These past few weeks have been a literal dream — regular sex, sickly sweet PDA, indecent snapchat photos and, not to mention, the oral sex you oh-so-love to give him after he helps with your assignments. Could things get any better? You wonder.
“Is this one of your friends?” Jungkook snaps you from your daydream and nods toward a foreign presence lingering by the entrance of the classroom.
You follow his gaze and your entire face drops. Standing in the doorway is a pretty girl with an even prettier pair of legs. The sheer length of them are accentuated by her three-inch heels and her tight mini-skirt.
“Hi!” She says in the sweetest voice known to man. “I want to join this club.”
You barely hear her with the way the cogs in your brain are churning. Plus, you’re still trying to take in her appearance. She’s wearing a black blouse with a plunged neck and has some of the nicest hair you’ve ever seen. Her smile could stop traffic, too. And, hang on a minute, is her skirt shorter than yours?
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B T S F I R E x GRAND THEFT AUTO
hello i hope you’re having a lovely day!! can i please please request texts with fwb ellie?? maybe with a lil jealous ellie?? 😎😎
hi thanks for requesting!! this was very fun to think about, i hope you're having a lovely day too <3
notes: i chose not to describe the picture like i usually do because picking a specific outfit felt a little wrong!! i don't want to exclude anyone's style so i'm leaving that up to you!
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wowowo this was such a good read T^T
i liked how reader had her fur nd couldnt talk, adds so much to the immersion😭
also ur writing??? very hot. and the KISSING SCENE??? IDFJKSNDKD!!!! yesyesyes, i loved it sm :DDDD
the end of the fic also does hint to the story not ending, i like how it manages to build their relationship a bit. without the need of an epilogue or aftermath.
and the dialogue 💕💕💕💕💕💕💕 wowowow please. 😭😭😭 i just loved everything honestly
linger -> jjk

summary: jungkook goes on a lone camping trip where a wild hybrid stumbles into his tent late at night.
pairing: jungkook x female reader
genre: hybrid au, smut
warning tags: lynx hybrid!reader, wild animal reader, reader can’t speak, mentions of mating and breeding, unprotected sex, doggy style, fingering, nipple play
word count: 3k +
a/n: i’m sorry i needed to feed my hybrid trash self with this.
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Jungkook wonders why his hyungs declined his offer to go camping. Like, how could they not want to camp out on a snowy winter’s eve, to freeze their asses off smack bang in the middle of nowhere. All the youngest one knows is that it’s the perfect time to camp out.
As much as Jungkook liked being alone, he also got bored very quickly. He had spent the past few hours trying to get a fire going; whenever there was even the slightest flicker of light, he had perked up excitedly, but it went out in almost an instant. He blames it on the cold and the wind ultimately. He gives in on trying to do it without a match but has to give in and throw one onto the pile of wood so that he can have some sort of heat. It really was freezing out.
Deep down in his mind lies that fact that his friends were right about it being too cold to go camping, but he really wanted to get out this weekend and do something fun. He was going to come whether that meant he was going alone or not.
The wintertime was Jungkook’s favourite season. He preferred to freeze over rather than sweat bullets; it felt nicer being cold and warming up than being hot and cooling down to him. Most people found that weird, he seems like a summer person, especially with his active nature – but he just wasn’t. Jungkook liked cuddles. He hated being touched when it was too hot. A warm body pressed up against his during a cold night was an unbeatable feeling.
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kiss it, ride it, can i fit it? jungkook likes boys, but he knows i'd hit it
inspired by @wonwooridul's stunning brat wonwoo post
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